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| Better Living Through Chemistry Discussions of any and all sorts of mind-warping chemicals, pills, booze, mind machines, trippy stuff, current street prices, importing pharmaceuticals, smart drugs, nutrients, herbs, and altered states. Please try to keep your conversations "theoretical" in nature, since this is an open conference. |
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# 1

2008-07-20, 11:52
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Best Kratom Tea Recipe
Well I ordered 4 kilos of devined super fine and a bunch of private resever redleaf and other quality strains. I was wondering what was everyone's favorite recipe? With the bulk kratom Im just making big batches every day or two and using that thro out the day.
Also bought so kava any tips on that?
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# 2

2008-07-20, 15:04
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
You should have gotten some form of extract, if you actually decided to buy that much kratom.
And super fine grinds , in my opinion, are horrible.
Some forms of bali actually give you a sedated opiate-esque feeling.
Thai and other forms give more of an energetic head space alteration, quite comparable to the bali, but just not the same.
Malaysian is a personal favorite, but it is quite weak.
I also have had experience with the Maeng-da crop variety.
A word of advice with any insoluble ground substance used to make tea: FILTER, then filter again...or else your gut will hate you.
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# 3

2008-07-20, 17:30
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
I like to put X grams in some hot/boiling water, and let it sit for about 15 minutes. After 15 minutes, I add some sugar, lemon, honey, and milk. It actually tastes like tea.
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# 4

2008-07-20, 18:06
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
doesnt it hit harder to just eat it straight up? thats what I always did just mix it in yogurt and its not bad
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# 5

2008-07-20, 19:29
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
Milkshake, man. There's no other way to ingest it without wanting to kill yourself. Even the milkshake isn't good, and it's gritty, but it's tolerable.
mike
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# 6

2008-07-20, 19:45
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RUUUUUN! GET TO THE CHOPPA!
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
Kratom really doesn't taste bad, imo. The texture is pretty bad, and its hard to really make anything with it, I just ate it straight when I had it. Bali Super Powder, didn't do shit, but in hindsight I realize I should have ordered it from a different site and I should have gotten an extract. If you've got gelcaps I would do that.
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# 7

2008-07-20, 20:34
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
Dont eat the fucking powder.... trust me.
The tea, infact, doesn't taste bad. In fact a nice earthy flavor which can become appreciated.
As for the kava-kava, you are on your own :P
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# 8

2008-07-20, 21:05
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ass and titties
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
Ugh, fuck kratom.
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# 9

2008-07-20, 21:06
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
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Originally Posted by Renholder
Kratom really doesn't taste bad, imo. The texture is pretty bad, and its hard to really make anything with it, I just ate it straight when I had it. Bali Super Powder, didn't do shit, but in hindsight I realize I should have ordered it from a different site and I should have gotten an extract. If you've got gelcaps I would do that.
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how is that possible? when i got the free sample from kratom dragon, the thai and bali both got me havin a real good buzz at 5G everytime I mixed it in yogurt and ate it. ill find out the brand name if anyone wants to test it or something but I guarantee you it works.
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# 10

2008-07-20, 21:13
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
Back at it again I see. That quiting must really be going good. Since you ordered 4 kilos I am guessing you ordered enough to sustain a habit. You can get addicted to kratom also.
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#11
 2008-07-20, 21:28
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
how is that possible? when i got the free sample from kratom dragon, the thai and bali both got me havin a real good buzz at 5G everytime I mixed it in yogurt and ate it. ill find out the brand name if anyone wants to test it or something but I guarantee you it works.
You ordered it from a different site from me, obviously the potency and quality will vary, thats why I said I should have ordered from a different site.
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# 12

2008-07-21, 00:21
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
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Originally Posted by ilovechronic
Back at it again I see. That quiting must really be going good. Since you ordered 4 kilos I am guessing you ordered enough to sustain a habit. You can get addicted to kratom also.
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Over YEARS of use. Not a month or so. 4 kilos will last a month tops. I just need something that wont come up on drug test and sedate me at night, seeing I had to sign a drug test contract at work.
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# 13

2008-07-21, 03:43
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
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Originally Posted by h0ppinlowrider
Over YEARS of use. Not a month or so. 4 kilos will last a month tops. I just need something that wont come up on drug test and sedate me at night, seeing I had to sign a drug test contract at work.
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You do understand that 4 kilos over a month is over a qp a day, right?
Ok. Just making sure. 
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# 14

2008-07-21, 03:45
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
I'm about to take 1.5 grams of THIS, I'll report back tomorrow with what the results are. Kind of expensive but it's an extract so I think it'll be worth it.
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#15
 2008-07-21, 07:44
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
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Originally Posted by Aerogone
You should have gotten some form of extract, if you actually decided to buy that much kratom.
And super fine grinds , in my opinion, are horrible.
Some forms of bali actually give you a sedated opiate-esque feeling.
Thai and other forms give more of an energetic head space alteration, quite comparable to the bali, but just not the same.
Malaysian is a personal favorite, but it is quite weak.
I also have had experience with the Maeng-da crop variety.
A word of advice with any insoluble ground substance used to make tea: FILTER, then filter again...or else your gut will hate you.
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I learned that the hard way with 20 grams. I just poured it into a glass of water.... and it didn't get wet. I mean, a little tiny bit got wet, but all in all, the powder absorbed very little water. I choked it down, stirring the whole time... and I felt it like an hour later. I just felt like a wave of calm sedation....nothing intense, but somewhat noticeable, like background noise. It's better if you aren't really expecting anything... like forget you drank it.
Kind of like acid its almost better if you just put it on a candy orange slice (acid, not kratom), mix it in with a small bag of them and then eat them slowly over the course of an hour, holding each one under your tongue for like 10-20 minutes, depending on how long the sugar lasts.
That way its almost like russian roulette, you know each on you eat could be it, so you never really know exactly when shits going to start getting weird.
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#16
 2008-07-21, 16:21
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
Kind of like acid its almost better if you just put it on a candy orange slice (acid, not kratom), mix it in with a small bag of them and then eat them slowly over the course of an hour, holding each one under your tongue for like 10-20 minutes, depending on how long the sugar lasts.
srsly?
lulz
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#17
 2008-07-21, 17:02
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
I used to just add 15g into a bottle of orange juice the small ones and chug, But I guess Ill just make kratom shot in 8oz cups and gulp it down. I take 1oz at a time normally.
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#18
 2008-07-21, 17:25
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
you do realize that without a prior tollerance to kratom, you will get sick with more then 7-8 grams(depending on the quality) and there is little room for re-dosing.
When you initially feel 6-7 grams of bali kratom, it feels nice. You get that slowed reaction, headspin and slow photograph effect when you turn your head and head ballooning you frequently get with light opiates or light alcohol intake. But you have to realize that, thats it. You will not be able to get a better feeling that that, and you will have to accept it.
If you take more then the pleasurable/relaxing dose you will end up feeling sick.
The best way, i have found is to mix 1 gram of Maeng da(uniqe and very nice potent stuff) with 4-5 grams of high end bali(leaf that has i, myself have ground)
Almost as important as knowing how to properly use kratom, is knowing where it comes from.
I known of 2 large tainted shipments that have tainted the market across the board. The latest one, was not too long ago. (Bali)
There are only about 2 major suppliers for the whole of USA's Kratom.
Bali's kratom has a tenancy of absorbing inferior, bunk(or worse) grower's shipments and blending it in.
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#19
 2008-07-21, 20:18
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
Just got all my ordered inline and shipped out this what I got
Super Fine" De-Veined Powdered Bali Kratom Incense x 4kilo
Private Reserve Kratom Leaf - 4oz
Kratom Resin Pies (36 Grams)
Whole Leaf Korth Kratom (Red Vein)
Kava Mahakea Root (24 ounces/1.5lb)
Premium Indonesian Kratom Powder (Red Veined) 1lbs
So any other methods Im in for some fun.
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#20
 2008-07-21, 23:48
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Aerogone 
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
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Originally Posted by h0ppinlowrider
Just got all my ordered inline and shipped out this what I got
Super Fine" De-Veined Powdered Bali Kratom Incense x 4kilo
Private Reserve Kratom Leaf - 4oz
Kratom Resin Pies (36 Grams)
Whole Leaf Korth Kratom (Red Vein)
Kava Mahakea Root (24 ounces/1.5lb)
Premium Indonesian Kratom Powder (Red Veined) 1lbs
So any other methods Im in for some fun.
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I don't believe you. You alone will never consume all of that, you will become sick and disinterested in this crap.
Stupid enough to buy, yes.
Wealthy enough to spend that much money, no.
The kratom pies, are most excellent though:)
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#21
 2008-07-21, 23:56
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Re: Best Kratom Tea Recipe
Goddamnit you fucking junkie scum.
Never learn eyh asshole?
Look up the LD-50 and I recommend taking that dose. Do so over the next seven days to increase the odds you wind up purple-lipped, cold and drooling.
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