... I want to push eggs thread from page 1.

I know to justify this I need to make this thread worthwhile, but unfortunately I am not in any of the predicaments we see here on a regular basis.

I have a steady girlfriend, who I share a house and have a daughter with. I have a job, have a normal and fully functional penis and my life doesn't seemingly fuck me on a semi-regular basis.

I guess this doesn't make much of a thread, really... I can't ask many questions, cos Ive had the majority answered in my life between friends and randomers.

So I guess I can only ask to either have this closed or for &t females to start SHOWING THEIR BOOBS!!

want a cookie?

this thread has no point.

inb4lock

Hmmm?

in other words he is saying.....get a life.....losers.........which includes me

I agree, my life is quite normal. I only encounter minor problems with my being, unlike totse's often major problems, virgin threads, how to get laid manuals, cocks too small, cocks too bumpy, girlfriend problems, boy friend problems, anal threads, and how to highlighter in my ass to stimulate my prostate threads. None of this concerns me, and for the most part am in entirely for the lulz.

Well... you could post pics of your daughter.

As its you it can stay up for a bit...

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Thanks

So then, my friend, how did that work out for you???

Seems to me that some asshole bumped her (as yet not locked) thread back up on the front page.

Might I suggest that you repeat your efforts for however long it takes to keep her pathetic trolls off of the front page, just like her friends in SG do on a daily basis.

Power to the egg haters!!!