there is a church swim wants to break into. it doesn't have any alarms, only motion activated lights in the back. ihe'll just going to kick the door in. do you think there will be any cash there, or do they take tides straight to gods bank account on sunday?

If you do this, when you die prepare to get ass raped by satan.

Odin will kick jesus's ass for me ...or Thor.

what you gonan steal? goblets? wine?

You're a stupid fuckbucket.

If you're gonna "bust into" something, don't make it something "cool" make it something worth your while.

Jackass.

thats just fucked up.

There might be someone at the church.
The only thing in value would be gold as in jewlery. Maybe a safe for that donation money.

i want to find the donations. i figure at the least i'll get a laptop or something. if nobody thinks i'll get anything i wont do it. i was asking if churches keep cash in them. and even if i was a christian, 80 people giving 10% is about $4000. does your preacher need that much money two days a week? it's harder for me to steal it than it is for him to run his mouth for a few hours.

and yeah i would take wine..but nowdays i am pretty sure they use grape juice and they sometimes have sleep overs or something, but if there are no cars there then nobody is there.

He could get a coffee machine and some sound equipment.

If you're going to hit a church, you need to a) know what you're doing and b) hit one of those big, fuck off megachurches that rake in shitloads of cash.

hire a flatbed and steal the pews, lead roof, chandaler, big metal crosses, big old bibles.

the pews, you can sell as is, or break them into planks and sell as wood to make ld looking funiture.

do it the church has crap loads of money. als steal the big wooden doors, and the iron door brackets($20)

/hey man what you implying?

You might be immensely surprised by the type and amount of valuables in a church. You're not going to find gold, cash, and jewels. But you probably will find electronics.

I've done IT work at a couple of local churches and these places had massive digital projectors, high-end keyboards to replace their pipe organs (especially so in newer churches that never had pipe organs to begin with), audio and mike equipment, modern computers, camcorders and digital cameras lying around, etc. And churches that run "youth center" programs are likely to have one or two game consoles lying around, probably TV's, and in one case I saw a church with a Street Fighter arcade cabinet...

There's a church down the road from me with flat screen t.v.s and shit.

Taken from their site

http://www.irun.com/users/2629/pictures/100_0812.JPG

So just search and see if any of your local churches have sites that advertise what you can steal from them.

better idea, rob the vatican. sell all the stuff 2 collectors.

your a fucking peice of shit if your even thinking about breaking into a church. seriously.

and you're a piece of shit if you think churches are exempt just because they brainwash people all day.

I feel sorry for you

I know some kids who did this a couple months ago.....that church didn't have alarms or security either.

Long story short, they ended up having the same court day as I did....

Nice Logic.

Inside you'll find a bunch of homeless people sleeping on the pews who know how to fight from years of living on the street and will throughly beat your ass.

Huh?

We are talking about the same Christian derived church, right? Purveyors of the same religion that brought us all three crusades, divisive wars, the deaths of millions of innocent people over the ages (if not more), witch hunts, Jim Crow laws, doctor's office firebombings, and the source of the "faith based initiative" that's driven our current administration into a meaningless war in Iraq? Yeah, those guys.

And what did Wal Mart ever do to you in comparison, huh? Besides, if god or Jesus were really "always watching" I think they'd be just as pissed at you for carrying out any other crime of theft mentioned on this board, regardless if it were a church or a sweatshop.

one my local churches where my dad volunteers has some big time sound/video equipment. iv stolen a few things wireless mics, projector, etc. i got caught once stealing a dvd player from one of the sunday school rooms. they made me say sorry and i had to help the landscapers for two days around the church. no cops got involved, but i never stole from there since.

It's tithe, just FYI...

You're going to hell.

There will not be any mney in the actual church.

They may be money in the parish, (where the priest or whatever sleeps) the parish is generally nex to the church.

Oh and dude don't bother trying to take anything from the church as you will have buckleys trying to sell it.