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Old 2008-07-19, 01:53
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Default My sister got her bike stolen then she saw it on craigslist
So my sister lives in harlem. she got her bicycle stolen.

she was looking for another one on craigslist, and she saw what was undoubtedly hers there. it was the same model and type, same neighborhood, and like $30.

i laughed sooo hard.
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Old 2008-07-19, 01:57
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Can I teh sex her?


Funny shit, though!
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Old 2008-07-19, 02:07
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lol thats great. u should track the guy down and kick his ass
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Old 2008-07-19, 02:10
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Can I teh sex her?


Funny shit, though!
no. her boyfriend is big and huge and ripped and 32 y/o and croatian and has like 5 phd's

so...stfu.
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Old 2008-07-19, 02:14
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no. her boyfriend is big and huge and ripped and 32 y/o and croatian and has like 5 phd's

so...stfu.
Croatians don't have phd's...you must be mistaken.
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Old 2008-07-19, 02:16
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Croatians don't have phd's...you must be mistaken.
Maybe he meant STD's.
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Old 2008-07-19, 02:17
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Croatians don't have phd's...you must be mistaken.
been in the states for a decade. lonng expired visa, stays off the grid by staying in college, racking up degrees.
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Old 2008-07-19, 02:18
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been in the states for a decade. lonng expired visa, stays off the grid by staying in college, racking up degrees.
Okay, i'm gonna need his name and place of residence...INS is about to get a phone call.
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Old 2008-07-19, 02:21
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Okay, i'm gonna need his name and place of residence...INS is about to get a phone call.
ur ass is about to get a whooping call

i didnt tell you this but, my whole family and everyone we like are super ninjas.
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Old 2008-07-19, 02:22
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Harlem has Internet?
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Old 2008-07-19, 02:28
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ur ass is about to get a whooping call

i didnt tell you this but, my whole family and everyone we like are super ninjas.
Dude, if you really were a super ninja, you wouldn't advertise it on the intarnets. That's breaking super ninja rule 1.

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Harlem has Internet?
Yes, harlem has internet. They steal it from new jersey.
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Old 2008-07-19, 03:06
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i say FUCK jersey! FUCK it! its the asshole of america!
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Old 2008-07-19, 03:15
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Did anyone else think of the word "nigger" while clicking this thread?
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Old 2008-07-19, 03:16
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If the Croation was good boyfriend material he would:
1. Respond to CL ad
2.Show up to purchase bike
3.Dump thief on his fuckin ass
4.Take Bike
5.Sell bike
6.Buy condoms and a bottle of Manischewitz or Night Train
7.Treat your sister to a night of dirty sex
8. Give her bus fare and kick her out
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Old 2008-07-19, 03:21
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Did anyone else think of the word "nigger" while clicking this thread?
lol i did while writing it
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Old 2008-07-19, 03:33
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thats funny shit
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