totse.com | Walking while somebody is watching you...

Starwarsfreak · #1 2008-07-19, 01:49

Ever try walking while somebody is looking at you or is walking behind you? It always makes me feel nervous and self-conscious.

Azure · #2 2008-07-19, 01:50

Yessss, I get that feeling all the time haha, unless I'm with someone.

Starwarsfreak · #3 2008-07-19, 01:54

When I am with friends it is fine, but if I am alone in a crowded place and I see somebody looking at me, I start to forget where to put my hands and how to step with my feet.

So fucked up.

whocares123 · #4 2008-07-19, 02:13

lulz, how about when you see someone you know in the distance, facing you, and you don't know when to say hello to them, because you don't want to shout really far, but then if you don't say it loud enough or close enough, they'll be like "huh?" and you'll have to repeat yourself and feel retarded. and where do you look after you've made distant eye contact with them? you can't keep staring at them, but you don't want to act like you want to pretend you didn't see them.

818DojaSmoka · #5 2008-07-19, 02:16

The trick is to always walk like a thug with a limp, and never break eye contact until the other person breaks it, then wait until they establish it again, and then you break it. Gives you the power play and makes them feel weird.

alex333 · #6 2008-07-19, 02:18

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Originally Posted by 818DojaSmoka View Post

The trick is to always walk like a thug with a limp, and never break eye contact until the other person breaks it, then wait until they establish it again, and then you break it. Gives you the power play and makes them feel weird.

and makes you look retarded

818DojaSmoka · #7 2008-07-19, 02:19

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and makes you look retarded

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Silverfuck · #8 2008-07-19, 02:52

Normally I walk just fine, but the other day I had to get on a bus with at least 80 people watching me, and I'm positive I walked like a moron.

I hate that.

Sindicut aD · #9 2008-07-19, 03:08

If I notice somebody staring at me, I'll normally walk straight at them and ask if there's anything I can help them with...

Sometimes I get the response 'Oh, umm, no....', and thats when I stand there and stare at them for a good 10 seconds before walking away.

Then there are the people that have something good to say, and it sparks a good conversation.

13579 · #10 2008-07-19, 03:20

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Originally Posted by Starwarsfreak View Post

Ever try walking while somebody is looking at you or is walking behind you? It always makes me feel nervous and self-conscious.

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Originally Posted by whocares123 View Post

lulz, how about when you see someone you know in the distance, facing you, and you don't know when to say hello to them, because you don't want to shout really far, but then if you don't say it loud enough or close enough, they'll be like "huh?" and you'll have to repeat yourself and feel retarded. and where do you look after you've made distant eye contact with them? you can't keep staring at them, but you don't want to act like you want to pretend you didn't see them.

Jesus!

You people are truly like me.

I need to go to a meetup sometime.

Rumbo · #11 2008-07-19, 17:32

Paranoid

Cuntbag · #12 2008-07-19, 17:34

I am always crip walking, so it dont bother me none.

Feds In Town · #13 2008-07-19, 18:29

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Originally Posted by Starwarsfreak View Post

When I am with friends it is fine, but if I am alone in a crowded place and I see somebody looking at me, I start to forget where to put my hands and how to step with my feet.

So fucked up.

Hahahahaha.

I know what you mean kind of, I still walk fine but I just think I am walking strangely.

Lovecraft · #14 2008-07-19, 21:44

Tell them a joke as you walk by, whilst waving one hand beside your knee and pointing at the sky with your elbows.

I-RapeTards · #15 2008-07-20, 01:49

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Originally Posted by whocares123 View Post

lulz, how about when you see someone you know in the distance, facing you, and you don't know when to say hello to them, because you don't want to shout really far, but then if you don't say it loud enough or close enough, they'll be like "huh?" and you'll have to repeat yourself and feel retarded. and where do you look after you've made distant eye contact with them? you can't keep staring at them, but you don't want to act like you want to pretend you didn't see them.

If there's any solution to this, I'd like to hear it.

Super Fetus · #16 2008-07-20, 01:58

whenever that happns i act drunk anmd stumble around to fuck with their head

CDAWG · #17 2008-07-20, 02:05

I too would also wanna hear solutions.

I was at arby's today an the guy at the register was staring at me. as i was walking up to refill my drink.

Normally I try to give a welcoming smile.. but he did this wierd thind an pointed his fingers up an danced.... I was like wtf is wrong with that guy...

TheVizier · #18 2008-07-20, 02:06

Just keep looking straight and stare back at them with an angry look.

CDAWG · #19 2008-07-20, 02:12

As said above looking at the person till they look away, then wait till they look at you,then you look away. works pretty funnily.

Just dont walk funny.
Its even more funny if they seem to be playing game an you guys end up playing some wierd version of hot potato with your eyes

skidmeister927 · #20 2008-07-20, 03:50

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Originally Posted by Agent 008 View Post

So true.

I just acknowledge them, and then proceed walking towards them while walking to the side, as if examining my surroundings.

http://images.abolkhaseb.net/gi-newsletter/GI%20SPECIAL%205B14-4.jpg

Lumocolor · #21 2008-07-20, 08:08

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Originally Posted by Starwarsfreak View Post

When I am with friends it is fine, but if I am alone in a crowded place and I see somebody looking at me, I start to forget where to put my hands and how to step with my feet.

So fucked up.

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck View Post

Normally I walk just fine, but the other day I had to get on a bus with at least 80 people watching me, and I'm positive I walked like a moron.

I hate that.

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Originally Posted by Feds In Town View Post

Hahahahaha.

I know what you mean kind of, I still walk fine but I just think I am walking strangely.

I've got to admit, all of this happens to me. But not to everyone?

dark_rider_666 · #22 2008-07-20, 08:11

i get this, then i become conscious about how i'm walking, then my legs get weaker for some reason, i mean wtf is with that?

DerDrache · #23 2008-07-20, 08:15

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Originally Posted by whocares123 View Post

lulz, how about when you see someone you know in the distance, facing you, and you don't know when to say hello to them, because you don't want to shout really far, but then if you don't say it loud enough or close enough, they'll be like "huh?" and you'll have to repeat yourself and feel retarded. and where do you look after you've made distant eye contact with them? you can't keep staring at them, but you don't want to act like you want to pretend you didn't see them.

Rofl. I hate that shit.

Or how about when you see someone you know, and you give them a "Hey" or a "Hey, what's up", but then they want to do a stop-and-chat. If you don't do the stop and chat with them, then they are offended and think you're a jerk. Fucking...walking while socializing has such fucked up ettiquette.

LChitman · #24 2008-07-20, 09:13

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Originally Posted by Emanyueru View Post

Drivers look away from the road just so they can get a glimpse of you..

Yes. Fuck, what's with that shit? I swear every single car that goes past will have at least the driver staring at you, sometimes whole families take up this weird passing interest in you. Is it just because we're totseans? Do we all just look strange or something?

Fucking starers, man, I love staring back at those fucks with crazy eyes until you can see they're all uncomfortable and want to be somewhere else.

Agent 008 · #25 2008-07-20, 10:40

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Originally Posted by skidmeister927 View Post

http://images.abolkhaseb.net/gi-newsletter/GI%20SPECIAL%205B14-4.jpg

lulz

I meant walking towards them, looking to the side/somewhere else.

Synkk · #26 2008-07-20, 15:11

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Originally Posted by Cuntbag View Post

I am always crip walking, so it dont bother me none.

Is that walking like you're a crippled person? That's a bit odd...

DerDrache · #27 2008-07-20, 17:09

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Originally Posted by LChitman View Post

Yes. Fuck, what's with that shit? I swear every single car that goes past will have at least the driver staring at you, sometimes whole families take up this weird passing interest in you. Is it just because we're totseans? Do we all just look strange or something?

Fucking starers, man, I love staring back at those fucks with crazy eyes until you can see they're all uncomfortable and want to be somewhere else.

I hate when you're in a car, you pull up to a red light, and some asswipe next to you tries to stare you down.

3:45 PM · #28 2008-07-20, 17:20

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Originally Posted by whocares123 View Post

lulz, how about when you see someone you know in the distance, facing you, and you don't know when to say hello to them, because you don't want to shout really far, but then if you don't say it loud enough or close enough, they'll be like "huh?" and you'll have to repeat yourself and feel retarded. and where do you look after you've made distant eye contact with them? you can't keep staring at them, but you don't want to act like you want to pretend you didn't see them.

I just give them a big wave and keep walking. This method works the best.

3:45 PM · #29 2008-07-20, 17:22

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Originally Posted by DerDrache View Post

I hate when you're in a car, you pull up to a red light, and some asswipe next to you tries to stare you down.

Haha. You should give them a big ass smile and wave at them. I bet that would freak them out

Gonzoronzo · #30 2008-07-20, 17:54

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Originally Posted by xxombie View Post

I got a fine booty, so I actually prefer when someone is watching me.

Pics.

static flight · #31 2008-07-21, 00:44

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Originally Posted by Starwarsfreak View Post

Ever try walking while somebody is looking at you or is walking behind you? It always makes me feel nervous and self-conscious.

during the night i usually get angry inside just from past expiriences where people try and jump you it stops the fear from taking over.

during the day its expected that people walk places so i dont pay any mind to it

rock_is_dead · #32 2008-07-21, 00:58

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Originally Posted by xxombie View Post

I got a fine booty, so I actually prefer when someone is watching me.

Pics or gtfo!

DuckWarri0r · #33 2008-07-22, 03:45

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Originally Posted by DerDrache View Post

Rofl. I hate that shit.

Or how about when you see someone you know, and you give them a "Hey" or a "Hey, what's up", but then they want to do a stop-and-chat. If you don't do the stop and chat with them, then they are offended and think you're a jerk. Fucking...walking while socializing has such fucked up ettiquette.

Curb your enthusiasm dude.

Numberjumbo · #34 2008-07-22, 10:19

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Originally Posted by whocares123 View Post

lulz, how about when you see someone you know in the distance, facing you, and you don't know when to say hello to them, because you don't want to shout really far, but then if you don't say it loud enough or close enough, they'll be like "huh?" and you'll have to repeat yourself and feel retarded. and where do you look after you've made distant eye contact with them? you can't keep staring at them, but you don't want to act like you want to pretend you didn't see them.

You wave, nod or smile.

optl · #35 2008-07-22, 14:02

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Originally Posted by whocares123 View Post

lulz, how about when you see someone you know in the distance, facing you, and you don't know when to say hello to them, because you don't want to shout really far, but then if you don't say it loud enough or close enough, they'll be like "huh?" and you'll have to repeat yourself and feel retarded. and where do you look after you've made distant eye contact with them? you can't keep staring at them, but you don't want to act like you want to pretend you didn't see them.

I fucking HATE that.

DuckWarri0r · #36 2008-07-24, 19:51

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I fucking HATE that.

You guys fail at social interaction. Your line here is to pull stupid faces and try and get the other to laugh first. Or you look at any weird people walking by with faux disgust, or any number of things to strengthen the bond between you and your friend.

You should probably just stick to staring at your feet though.