My friend Joe is moving to a rich person town, and I need to stop him. I think I should wait outside whenever there's an open house at their house and slash the people's tires, and no one will want to buy it.

But what else should I do, either to their house or the houses they might buy?

He doesn't want to move, but bitchy mom and stupid dad are making him.

Has anyone else ever been in this situation?

EDIT: Stop telling me to deal with it, because really just letting friends move is a retarded approach. Plus, sabotaging the buyers' / sellers' stuff is good fun and practice for my catburgling skills.

Fuck up the house he's gonna move to. Slash Joe's tires, slash the rich peoples, spraypaint all over their house, bleach their lawn, super glue their locks, tap porcelain on their windows, etc...

No, Joe doesn't want to move either. He wants me to take care of the people who want to buy his house and the houses his parents want to buy.

Straight up firebomb his house, im talking everything. As long as the ends justifies the means man. While his house is in shreds his familys not moving anywhere(except for maybe a hotel across town), especially since they have to wait for the insurance hassle and the arson team to go through everything. Also, if his parents cant sell the property, they surely wont have enough money to just buy a new house. Even if it does delay the enevitable, it would certainly give you time.

Note: This is purely hypothetical and I do not condone actions like this. If your caught or you actually carry this out, the last of your worries are going to be your best freind moving

Molotov everything has never been the more correct answer than in this situation.

This.

Better.

Steal all the copper tubes and wiring in the house

fuck his mom/pets. threaten to kill yourself

um.

a picture will last longer.

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first:strangle him. then cry on his grave every night until his spirit becomes embodied in your tears. then hell take the shape of his long lost turtle, and you two can crawl to the sunset, appendage in appendage.

???:then therell be a garden of kush where there will be massive human-turtle orgies. you can sell tickets to perverts in the rich folks neighborhood.

Profit!!!

break joes legs.

he's leaving town because his social circle consists of assholes like you.