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| Oral Indulgences Favorite foods, restaurants, and cooking tips. Booze, legal smokeables, things you put in your mouth. ;) |
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# 1

2008-07-18, 19:02
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New Arrival
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hellen keller
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Make a MMD! (Manly Mixed Drink)
Some people say that drinking mixed drinks is gay.
This depends on what is in the drink.
Most mixed drinks (pina colada, margarita, etc.) are, if drank out of proper context, very gay.
But what about the few delectable MMDs? Here's one:
Stony Chainsaw
1/2 cup motor oil
2 cups scotch whisky
1 cup bleach
2 tbsp.s of sand
1 cup bear piss
2 tsp.s of gunpowder
Mix in a rusty pipe and enjoy!
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# 2

2008-07-18, 19:25
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Re: Make a MMD! (Manly Mixed Drink)
Scotch and soda. Pretty manly. I mean, it's not as manly as drinking it straight, but even the manliest of men have gotta enjoy sipping a nice long drink sometimes.
Of course, some may say it takes real guts to order a Sex on the Beach in your local flea pit tavern full of murderers and bikers.
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# 3

2008-07-18, 21:13
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Re: Make a MMD! (Manly Mixed Drink)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Downtown Bonanza
1/2 cup motor oil
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Only a half cup? You sir are a woman.
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# 4

2008-07-18, 21:44
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Regular
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Wisconsin,USA
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Re: Make a MMD! (Manly Mixed Drink)
drink your stuff plain. thats the manly way
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# 5

2008-07-19, 00:42
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The Meth lab down the street
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Re: Make a MMD! (Manly Mixed Drink)
Manhattan.
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# 6

2008-07-19, 03:39
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Reading Pa USA
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Re: Make a MMD! (Manly Mixed Drink)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Downtown Bonanza
Some people say that drinking mixed drinks is gay.
This depends on what is in the drink.
Most mixed drinks (pina colada, margarita, etc.) are, if drank out of proper context, very gay.
But what about the few delectable MMDs? Here's one:
Stony Chainsaw
1/2 cup motor oil
2 cups scotch whisky
1 cup bleach
2 tbsp.s of sand
1 cup bear piss
2 tsp.s of gunpowder
Mix in a rusty pipe and enjoy!
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Bitch...I double everything and put it on fire.
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# 7

2008-07-19, 05:12
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Re: Make a MMD! (Manly Mixed Drink)
I mix pure grain alcohol with Jupiter's core material and shower it with unstable nadion particles.
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# 8

2008-07-19, 05:19
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Re: Make a MMD! (Manly Mixed Drink)
YOU FORGOT THE BLOOD OF YOUR VANQUISHED ENEMIES!
Fucking pansies.
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# 9

2008-07-19, 14:23
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Connecticut
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Re: Make a MMD! (Manly Mixed Drink)
the islander chill
-2 scoops of ice cream [try peach]
-6 shots of rum
-1 can of orange soda
blend, add ice, and voila!
generally if you want a "manly" drink use a 1:3 ratio. one part liquor, 3 parts mixer...
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# 10

2008-07-19, 15:35
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Re: Make a MMD! (Manly Mixed Drink)
Quote:
Originally Posted by vilbe
generally if you want a "manly" drink use a 1:3 ratio. one part liquor, 3 parts mixer...
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If it's not half liquor half mixer you're a pussy. If you want to prove you're a real man, though, you drink all your liquor with ice or straight from the bottle. Unfortunately, this might only prove you're an alcoholic. It's a tough call.
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