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Oral Indulgences Favorite foods, restaurants, and cooking tips. Booze, legal smokeables, things you put in your mouth. ;)

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  #1   Add Downtown Bonanza to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-18, 19:02
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Default Make a MMD! (Manly Mixed Drink)

Some people say that drinking mixed drinks is gay.

This depends on what is in the drink.

Most mixed drinks (pina colada, margarita, etc.) are, if drank out of proper context, very gay.

But what about the few delectable MMDs? Here's one:


Stony Chainsaw

1/2 cup motor oil

2 cups scotch whisky

1 cup bleach

2 tbsp.s of sand

1 cup bear piss

2 tsp.s of gunpowder

Mix in a rusty pipe and enjoy!
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Old 2008-07-18, 19:25
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Default Re: Make a MMD! (Manly Mixed Drink)

Scotch and soda. Pretty manly. I mean, it's not as manly as drinking it straight, but even the manliest of men have gotta enjoy sipping a nice long drink sometimes.

Of course, some may say it takes real guts to order a Sex on the Beach in your local flea pit tavern full of murderers and bikers.
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Old 2008-07-18, 21:13
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1/2 cup motor oil
Only a half cup? You sir are a woman.
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Old 2008-07-18, 21:44
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Default Re: Make a MMD! (Manly Mixed Drink)

drink your stuff plain. thats the manly way
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Old 2008-07-19, 00:42
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Manhattan.
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Old 2008-07-19, 03:39
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Originally Posted by Downtown Bonanza View Post
Some people say that drinking mixed drinks is gay.

This depends on what is in the drink.

Most mixed drinks (pina colada, margarita, etc.) are, if drank out of proper context, very gay.

But what about the few delectable MMDs? Here's one:


Stony Chainsaw

1/2 cup motor oil

2 cups scotch whisky

1 cup bleach

2 tbsp.s of sand

1 cup bear piss

2 tsp.s of gunpowder

Mix in a rusty pipe and enjoy!
Bitch...I double everything and put it on fire.
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Old 2008-07-19, 05:12
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Default Re: Make a MMD! (Manly Mixed Drink)

I mix pure grain alcohol with Jupiter's core material and shower it with unstable nadion particles.
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Old 2008-07-19, 05:19
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YOU FORGOT THE BLOOD OF YOUR VANQUISHED ENEMIES!

Fucking pansies.
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Old 2008-07-19, 14:23
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Default Re: Make a MMD! (Manly Mixed Drink)

the islander chill

-2 scoops of ice cream [try peach]
-6 shots of rum
-1 can of orange soda


blend, add ice, and voila!


generally if you want a "manly" drink use a 1:3 ratio. one part liquor, 3 parts mixer...
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Old 2008-07-19, 15:35
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generally if you want a "manly" drink use a 1:3 ratio. one part liquor, 3 parts mixer...
If it's not half liquor half mixer you're a pussy. If you want to prove you're a real man, though, you drink all your liquor with ice or straight from the bottle. Unfortunately, this might only prove you're an alcoholic. It's a tough call.
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