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  #1   Add HTTP to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-18, 16:15
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Default Kicking the shit out of gf's stepfather

So if you want to read the original thread go here

Anyway, I want to beat the shit out of him, then threaten him. What would be the best way to injure him very badly without him being able to hit me back then striking fear into him that I would kill him if he continued.
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Old 2008-07-18, 16:26
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Put gun to head, threaten him until he swears on his daughters (he probably has others?)/wife's/families life, shoot in foot.

Make an example outta that piece o bitch meat.

Last edited by slim-ov-derby; 2008-07-18 at 17:44.
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Old 2008-07-18, 17:42
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Default Re: Kicking thee shit out of gf's stepfather

Well the best thing to do in your situation is not to just beat him, but is to simply kill him. Because he will probably attack the girl even more if you just beat him and make up a story get the police to get you in trouble. Make it look like he was robbed somewhere. Follow him one night and just shoot him in the back of the head and take his wallet and keys.

However that will solve nothing. You are obviously a dumb stupid shit for dating a girl with so many problems the best remedy is probably to simply kill yourself and not breed to save the race more morons. Or just end the relationship with her and let them solve (or probably never solve) their own problems.
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Old 2008-07-18, 18:27
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After kicking his ass threaten him that you will call the police or that you will kill him if he does it again. But this is retarted because unless your GF moves in with you then its just gonna be the same. Also you gotta find a good spot to get him, you cant get him in his house cause that will get you some jail time.
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Old 2008-07-19, 00:27
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Default Re: Kicking the shit out of gf's stepfather

In all seriousness, beating him down would definitely do the job. It's a good point to say that doing it at his house would be bad, but it really doesn't make a difference, if you're going to go through with it, the risks of doing it in his living room vs at the grocery store are pretty much the same.

Quick question, Does he come off like he thinks hes superior in any way? Often people with like, a god complex, would try and seek revenge on you. However, if you say he sexually harrased her, its unlikely that this is so, he is probably just extremely fucked up in the head, and with that he will obey you like a beaten dog... if you beat him like a dog.

Take out and ankle or knee, so he remembers with each step that you kicked his ass, its good for emphasis.


And most importantly, make sure you can take him, because just socking him in the face and then getting your shit fucked up would be an EPIC FAIL and would definitely do way more damage then help.


If you're gonna use a weapon, make it a blunt object, dont use anything that even resembles a point or sharp side.
Also, dont use heavy metals. Wood would be best.
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Old 2008-07-19, 00:30
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Lets go to prison!
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Old 2008-07-19, 00:32
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^^^ all that good stuff + tell him you have video/audio recordings of him abusing her. tell him if he goes to the police for protection, he'll be turning himself in. that should be enough to cover your ass.
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Old 2008-07-19, 00:34
MakaveliTheDon MakaveliTheDon is offline
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ALSO dont threaten to kill him, or set any consequences for talking to the police. Just tell him how much of a sick fuck he is, and use her name in every sentence. Psychological damage to match the physical damage. Hint at how much trouble he'd be in with the cops for what he did.









To be honest, i agree with just informing the police, they do indeed take the teenagers side, especially if she has a clean record. BUT I do think that some things are just better handled your own way.

Either way, the worst thing you could do is just sit here on totse and think about doing something, which ever option you choose, dont just think about it, go and DO IT.

This situation needs adressing and theres noone to do it.


Go fuck him up.
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Old 2008-07-19, 00:36
MakaveliTheDon MakaveliTheDon is offline
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And another thing, come back and give everyone the end results of this situation, ima subscribe to this thread.
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Old 2008-07-19, 01:36
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For beating the shit out of him you'll get jail time. So make sure he can't go to the police. Get him alone in a secluded place, like a dark alley. Then mace the shit out of him. When he's down, stab him enough that he'll bleed to death soon. Then take his wallet to make it look like a robbery, and spray paint some gang signs on the wall to throw off the police. Then get rid of your bloody clothes, spray paint, mace and murder weapon.
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Old 2008-07-19, 06:50
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1. Get a sniper rifle
2. Climb in a tree across the street from his house
3. ???
4. profit
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Old 2008-07-19, 16:34
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HTTP, how old are you? How big are you? Are you in shape? Can you even take this guy?

How old is this guy? How old is the your girlfriend? How good of shape is the stepdad in?

I need more info to really give you any type of ideas on what to do.

Saying you want to beat him without getting hit kinda limits your options... most likely, you're going to get hit, that's just what happens in a fight.

Give some more details and I'll give you some ideas.
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Old 2008-07-19, 18:59
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Ah the joy of being a lonely cat person.... Anyway just get the girl away from him if you beat him up he will only hit her harder, and possibly press charges.
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Old 2008-07-19, 19:35
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shotgun.shoulder.shoulder.knee.knee.wait.face
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Old 2008-07-19, 20:32
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no bitch is worth going to prison for


especially when you would probably get more fucked then him anyway

best choice, call the police
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Old 2008-07-19, 20:35
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Very simple. Have your girl give him GHL. Once he passes out. Cut off his thumbs.

Or just bat to face

or Bat to balls
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Old 2008-07-24, 02:00
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Default Re: Kicking the shit out of gf's stepfather

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Originally Posted by HTTP View Post
So if you want to read the original thread go here

Anyway, I want to beat the shit out of him, then threaten him. What would be the best way to injure him very badly without him being able to hit me back then striking fear into him that I would kill him if he continued.
Break his back. He will be paralyzed.
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Old 2008-07-24, 03:32
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have sex with her in front of him. then squirt on him
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Old 2008-07-26, 01:22
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Default Re: Kicking the shit out of gf's stepfather

If your gonna kick his ass, hit im right in solar plexus (the place right under the chest where you have no bones to protect you). I guarantee you that he'll fall to the floor pretty fast if you hit him there, then you can just give him a few kick in the stomache, break his nose etc. and i'm sure he'll get the point.

Personally i think the smartest thing for you would be to just talk to the police.
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Old 2008-07-26, 16:38
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Just forget it.
Stop trying to be tough on the internet.
It's not even your fight.
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Old 2008-07-26, 17:04
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Beat the shit out of him, and ask him for his wallet while hes on the ground. If he does give his wallet to you, tell him you have video records of him and his abuse and will forward it to the police otherwise.

Win win.
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