Alright so I got 2 grams of some pretty dank bud, and this sunday night I'll be smoking some. Im gonna be using joints not a bong or pipe, what should I expect? How much should I smoke the one night, I've got monday night too so I can do some then if I want. How long is the high gonna last, are my eyes gonna be red? Sorry for the stupid questions, I'd rather ask you guys than friends or they'll think I'm a noob lol. I'm gonna be completely alone, it's at my parents farm at night. Any help would be sweet.

O yea and I payed 20 bucks for 2 grams from a good friend who bought it from their dealer for me (she doesnt want me to know who her dealer is), is that a fair price? Cuz I dont think my friend would burn me.

Really, just smoke the fuckin weed, everyone comes on here asking for help and making it seem all complicated.

Its as simple as smoking a cig, not knowing what to expect is half the fun in taking any drug.

be careful, marijuana can KILL U

Well just tell me how longs it gonna last and if my eyes are likely to be red from just one joint. I've heard some people dont get high theyre first time?

^^ what he said. smoke it till its gone. also, if you REALLY need help...check erowid.org

(seems like i do alot of erowid referrals, how come noobs nenver use it?)

The good high will probably last about 5 hours but you'll still feel it for about 7 or 8. Your eyes might get red, they might not. Mine never got red when I first started. Yes some people don't get high their first time, just make sure you inhale it into your lungs and hold it in.

If you do it properly you should.

Don't do it Zak. You'll end up like the people on here. 50kg zombie tweekers with their teeth all rotted out, crack fiends sucking dick for a single rock, heroin addicts that have to inject into their penis 'cause their veins have all collapsed and let's not forget the most filthy and depraved of the drug casualties. The Jenkem addicts... butthashing each other for their next foul hit.

Just say no.

Mkay thanks guys, should i listen to music or just be with myself? lol now that sounds stupid.

Cause chances are if they are new or asking questions about smoking pot for the first time (for example) then they don't know about Erowid/haven't searched or stumbled on it yet.

It won't matter once the voices start in your head.

damn dude theres really people like that on here I thought it was just a bunch of deralicts and 12 year olds

Fuck no music ftw, i tell people half the reason i smoke so much is cause music is 100x better.

Cause chances are if they are new or asking questions about smoking pot for the first time (for example) then they don't know about Erowid/haven't searched or stumbled on it yet.

i guess.....

but just so you know man, pot is 100000x better with friends.

i didnt get high my first time.

i guess.....

but just so you know man, pot is 100000x better with friends.

I can imagine, its just whenever I'm in town I'm working or will be working the next morning, I have a monday off tho and I'm at the farm then. When school starts again I'll do it with friends. I'm just doing it alone to get a feel for it kinda thing.

Me too. I felt a little bit on the second time, by the third time I was more impressed and understood what my friends were talking about.

I was really disappointed and was going on and on about how I thought it was overrated (which I think it still kind of is compared to other highs). When I told my friends that though they we're all agreeing with me how they didn't get high the first time either.

So don't get discouraged if you don't get high to the extent of what you have heard, it may take a few tries. Everyone is different, so this may not have any meaning to you.

Fuck no music ftw, i tell people half the reason i smoke so much is cause music is 100x better.

Haha, yea, music is SOO much better. T.V. whatever is good. I've heard that people don't get high first time they smoke, and I think I only know 1 person that that's happened to. I think part of it is that you don't really know what that feeling is like because well you've never experienced it before most likely. But a couple good tips, I would say, don't smoke a joint to yourself. First time I smoked, it was out of a soda can, sounds stupid but it's actually a really good easy way to make a temporary piece. Find a guide for it, and then, when you take your hits, take the biggest fucking hits you can take, and then inhale just normal air afterwords and hold it in as long as you can. Hold it in until NO air comes out, this is known as "zero-ing" a hit. Smoking a joint is kind of a waste if you're by yourself, and a can has a huge chamber for the smoke to fill up in, so you get the most out of it. And as far as how much to smoke, just smoke like a bowl, and wait maybe a little bit, and smoke another one if you feel good. If I were you, I would push the envelope, haha.

Just smoke the weed you don't need to plan shit, just have food nearby. Music is good though.

Try to do it outside eventually. And definitely use a joint/blunt that has been rolled by someone else. If you try to roll it, it will most likely suck ass. Don't mix tobacco in yet. And 10 bucks per gram is decent. That's what I pay for reasonable stuff. :D

Haha, yea, music is SOO much better. T.V. whatever is good. I've heard that people don't get high first time they smoke, and I think I only know 1 person that that's happened to. I think part of it is that you don't really know what that feeling is like because well you've never experienced it before most likely. But a couple good tips, I would say, don't smoke a joint to yourself. First time I smoked, it was out of a soda can, sounds stupid but it's actually a really good easy way to make a temporary piece. Find a guide for it, and then, when you take your hits, take the biggest fucking hits you can take, and then inhale just normal air afterwords and hold it in as long as you can. Hold it in until NO air comes out, this is known as "zero-ing" a hit. Smoking a joint is kind of a waste if you're by yourself, and a can has a huge chamber for the smoke to fill up in, so you get the most out of it. And as far as how much to smoke, just smoke like a bowl, and wait maybe a little bit, and smoke another one if you feel good. If I were you, I would push the envelope, haha.

I hope you don't crash in to me when you forgot how to drive when your 60 years old.

lol, "just one joint"
you're going to be fucked up

i know that mj is a popular drug so u might not think to read up about it, but u definitly should.

always read up when it comes to drugs.

although in most societies the negetivisation/demonization of drugs is innacurate its not based soley on fiction

u need to be careful when your doing drugs.

off the top of my head is you need to be careful of your enviroment, MJ is relaxing but at the same time you can get very paranoid, be aware of this.

also from personal experience you can experience some wierd "muscular spasms" and you just need to be aware its all part of it and its nothing to worry about.

also smoke it out of a water bong because with a can or joint ul probably cough ur lungs out first time.

but[ one tip ]: you should probably note : dont take big hits when u first begin smoking, u should get a feel for how much u can handle, once your reasonably baked you should be able to take way bigger hits.

I'm not sure if its like this for anybody else, but for me I had an easier time smoking bowls than joints or blunts when I started smoking because I would never inhale when taking a hit off a joint, so I would waste half my hits. But it seemed like with bowl the smoke just went directly to my lungs. So if your anything like me I would recommend smoking a bowl for your first time.

Another thought. If your high for your first time, you don't have to worry about random people knowing that your high, like at a gas station or a restaurant for instance. Chances are, nobody will even know you are high. Even if they do, most people wont give a fuck. And if they do happen to care, they probably wouldn't do anything and there really isn't shit they could do anyways. It isn't illegal to be high.

smoke it like a cig. get a little in ur lungs, and as ur taking ur lips off the joint, continue breathing in to put it all in. Hold it in for a little bit. Dont swallow. If I were u, I would smoke a bong or pipe for first time cuz dont joints tend to use more weed. No point cuz u probly wont get high

Dont roll a joint yourself, cuz if u dnt kno how it just wont work. Id advise making a bong out of a water bottle, its easy and you can find it online. A can is simple and easy to, but i was never really a fan.

Make sure you inhale it and push it into your lungs. Thats how i think of it, and hold it in as long as you can. Take your time when you smoke dont rush it.

My first time I smoked I got high, but then like my 2nd and 3rd times I didnt. Go figure, its different for everyone. But as long as you smoke it right and inhale it into your lungs, and dont just leave the smoke in your mouth you should be golden.

also smoke it out of a water bong because with a can or joint ul probably cough ur lungs out first time.




Well I'm used to smoking cigars and cigarillos so coughing isn't an issue for me. Unless weed is different...?

just remember before you smoke it that pot is as addictive than heroin, if not more.

Unless you inhale cigars, yes its going to be different

The "you don't get high your first time" claim has been around forever, its completely false.

its not that it "just doesnt work on you the first time"

its that most dumbasses, the first time, don't realy inhale it, they suck it in just into their mouth, but never let it get to their lungs, so they dont get high.

in which case, its not the first time, itll be every time.

Smoke right.

I usually tell first timers to exhale completely then inhale as much smoke as they can, as fast as they can.

They get high as fuck, and i laugh watching them cough for 10 minutes straight