Well, first off, it's been awhile since i've posted here, so how's it goin' fellas? Anyways, one of my good friends and two girls recently wanted to do shrooms, and have an empty house we can trip at, so of course i'm down.

One of the girls said she could get 12 grams dry for $80, i didnt really wanna trust her with this kinda thing, and i thought i could get a better deal so i called one of my boys and he said that he would sell me a half O for $60, i asked if they were wet or dry, and he said dry. The only problem is that i've never done them before and have no idea howto tell if there really dry. Are there any ways?

Um, it really is pretty obvious whether or not they are dry.. If they are wet(not actually wet) but they will just look and feel like a normal mushroom.
Dry ones look kinda shriveled up and wrinkled.

I bet a google image search would solve this problem.

feel them. if they are dry, they should feel dehydrated/shriveled.

I can't believe you actually asked how to tell if a mushroom is wet or dry.

I am shocked at the complete dumbassery.

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How to tell if shrooms are wet or dry? Hmmm.... let me research this for a minute.

OH!!! If the mushrooms are full of moisture, they must be wet! If the mushrooms are dried out... THEY MUST BE DRY!

Fuck me and my sarcasm. If he says they are dried, I guarantee they are dried. I have never even heard of wet mushrooms being sold around here. http://tinyurl.com/63nm6m That is what your dried shrooms should look like, assuming they are cubensis.

the shrooms should break quite easily if they're dry, almost like a cracker.

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only if it comes with freebase nicotine