I have heard people talk about using clean piss, hidden in a condom to pass a piss test.
I have taken a test once in my life, and from what I remember, it seems like it would need more piss than that..

not really.......you realize you dont have to fill the entire cup right?

I had to fill it about halfway when I pissed.

exactly......its enough. ive done it before, it works pretty well if you can keep the temp. right.

Condoms expand like balloons, you know. You could make a watermelon size condom full of piss if you want.

A hand warmer next to it is what most people do right?

Oh how funny that would be if it popped in your pants.

It would suck especially because its someone elses piss.

How does one reliably seal it without fear of spilling piss?

Tie that shit off 8 times.

Bring a needle or safety pin to poke a hole in the front.

I'd bring a paper towel to wrap it up in afterward. Don't need droplets of someone elses piss seeping through your pocket.

Also, this method MUST be done only a couple hours before the test, and kept at body temperature.

Labs will notice if there's an irregular temperature of the urine, and how old it is. It only stays fresh for so long.

I'd bring a paper towel to wrap it up in afterward. Don't need droplets of someone elses piss seeping through your pocket.

flush it??

There is usually someone in the room with you (Really depends). Only in the military did I actually have guys ordered to loom the gaurd and actually watch my cock.

because of this chance I'd "double bag" it with another condom. Tie it off as many times as you can, you can just fill it to the point where its pretty tight, like a hotdog maybe, but still flexible (If you double bag trojans they wont pop). I'd get some string and tie it off to the inside of my pants, they usually have strange loops and you could always make a slit with a knife in some of the over-fabric (The flap of extra cloth after a seam on the inside). So basically it'd be like a normal semi-flacid dick, then pull out the safety pin as someone suggested and pike a hole in the tip, it'll even SOUND like you're pissing. Squeeze it out, shake it, the guy will just think you're doing normal routine, use the paper towel suggestion as well. At worst (assuming a guy is inside the bathroom with you) he'll just think you have odd urination habits, and would be far to embarassed to mention them to anyone cause he's probably a homophobe and doesn't want anyone to know he was paying that much attention to a guy pissing.

If you are regularly drug tested (and have your pen0r monitored) :

http://whizzinator.com

That's exactly what I need, a prosthetic dick.

what if you a girl? shove the piss filled condom up your pussy?

That's exactly what I need, a prosthetic dick.



your woman not satisfied or something? :p

Lets just hope this guy doesn't decide to donate sperm one day

Exactly.

Yep. It will keep it very near body temperature. Guys can't get that effect.

That's exactly what I need, a prosthetic dick.

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A lot of people who get frequently drug tested ARE MONITORED.

This means there's someone standing right there next to you, looking at your cock'n'balls watching you piss.

Thus, this product looks very close to the real thing. If you were being watched like that, pulling a condom out and poking a hole in it wouldn't work. At all.

Think before speaking plz. :)