I think this is totally a bad idea.

I was laid up for about a week with a leg injury. Nobody cared for me. I wasn't able to make it to the bathroom some nights so I pissed into a gallon milk jug next to my bed/couch.

Now I have this milk/piss jug still half full (of piss). This weekend I'm hosting a party, 6 - 8 people. I have the smokeless powder and waterproof wick.

I'm thinking, throw a few loud bangers, then throw the jug with a really big banger suspended into the middle. BOOM! Piss everywhere. Even if they figure it out, it's to late.

Maybe then they will understand what I mean by "I don't want to see you people anymore".

I know, pics or it didn't happen. I have the pics and will edit them in when I figure out how to do it.

OK First try on pics:http://s346.photobucket.com/albums/p...&current=1.jpg

So there's the pic. Obviously I cant show them in a combined state. In a theoretical world though, you might figure out how they would combine to make a PISS BOMB.

I plan to put on a good show first, pyrotechnically, in hopes that the spectators will have their mouths open in awe when the PISS BOMB goes off.

Wish me luck.

Uhh...

Sounds like a great idea, if the urine doesn't render the explosive powder to the point of uselessness.

Test it out with a half-full water bottle first.

And don't double post.
Especially on your own fucking thread.
>_>

the milk jug will probably turn into shrapnel and you could kill someone

I wouldnt do it that way

why not just put the piss/mixed with some shit/bleach into a water balloon?

why not put hte piss into a water 'pisstol' or gun?

if you dont like them, who cares if they see you shooting piss at them

ps they might take you to court

Really, are you that stupid? Plastic milk jug shrapnel?

I'm sorry. You are correct. I would like to thank you for your precise insight into this situation. Would you possibly like to come over for a BBQ? It will be a small get-together with a fireworks show.

Dude shrapnel from milk jugs are a possibility, me and my friends were playing around with a bottle filled with dried ice and a bit of water and it cut my friends' hand pretty badly.

Then who the fuck is gonna clean it up?

you need to drink more water mang.

squirtgun/weedkiller sprayer/some kind of hand pump...

spray it in their faces.

????

PROFIT!... no wait... HOSPITAL BILLS!