When a girl is sitting on your lap or grinding on you, what are the rules on boners? It sounds stupid, but it is a serious question. Every time a girl has grinded on me or sat on my lap I have intentionally focused on not getting a hard-on out of the fear that it would be either innapropriate or cause the girl to get uncomfortable. The reason I try not to while a girl is grinding because of some stupid thread here where some guy talked about how much he loved parties because he could grind on girls as if he was violating them (so yea, fuck you Temple). I guess that has carried on to lap sitting.

So Totse, can you please give me some words or reassurance/encouragement/advice?

if a girls scared of dick she shouldnt be dancing/sitting on you in the first place. just let your dick do the thinking man

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keep in mind that, if she's been drinking, she won't care.

and if she cares, she's prolly a waste of time. I'd just move on to a different girl. I've never been with a girl who minded, however.

I was wondering the exact same shit.

If you're really that worried, when it DOES pop up just make a joke. Smooth it over and propose consensual sex.

I just remember the last time I was in this situation theres no way in hell the girl didn't expect me to get hard. She was workin it.

well you're not gunna roll over and dig a hole for it, just let your flag fly

Unless shes grinding up against you because of a lack of space or sitting on your lap because of a lack of seatbelts, she knows damn well what she is doing and should probably be more embarassed and angry if she can't give you a boner.

Shes trying to turn you on so what the fuck do you think?

I don't know about other girls (some of them are pretty fucked in the head) but if I'm grinding on a guy, or sitting on his lap for that matter, I am trying to get a response out of him. Thats whole point of doing such things... or so I thought.

But if these girls get offended they clearly need to be slapped. And need a lesson on the consequences of their actions.


I hate teenage girls.

Just let it go dude. It feels good.

unzip?

Last time this happened it was at prom, I popped a huge boner with someoen elses date it was lolz

edit: grinding is kinda implyin the girl likes you and geting aboner is kinda tha point

I also wear jeans every time this happens, and jeans tend to fit me kind of tight, so boners also tend to be kind of painful. Is there a tasteful way to adjust myself so that it points upwards?

Just take it out of your pants and put it inside her. Much better, no?

I don't think I can recall a time ever where a girl has sat on my lap and I didn't get a boner.

When the Girl is grinding you then she wants you to get a hard-on, essentially she wants you to cum in your pants, it makes her feel sexy, appreciated, and wanted.

Stay Positive!

Also, I am the guy that hasn't even gotten to first base. A girl trying to get me to cream is still a bit of a new idea.

You using such ridiculous concepts as "bases" says loads about why you aren't getting any action from women.

sounds way better than saying "lol, i've never kissed a girl"

She'll probably get wet if she starts feeling your boner on her ass. Grab her hips help her grind your shit.

Actually, it doesn't sound better.