k theres this girl who I met a couple times got to know each other, seemed somethin was there, was certain she would be mine if I didn't fuck everything up.

However she goes with this absolute fuckin retard. He wear glasses, appears to have anxiety problems cuz he's always boucin around, smiles and laughs nervously way too loud, doesn't smoke weed or cigerettes but tried selling cigerettes at school and I grabbed a pack out of his hand and exaplained they were now mine.

He also owned 3 ice cream stores that he funded on money from his parents. (though he claimed he had to pay the least some of it back) and anyways, a guy I know ran up with a crowbar and another I dont with a BB gun or something. He got whacked in the arm because he was too slow getting the money or something. He chased them for a while but gave up. Basically, he's not quite a bitch but def not male. He eve switched school because he was scared of his old one or something.

girl is hella cute, looks like hella freak, really sweet, has nice hair and looks flexible

if I kill him will I become him?

only problem: she lives like half hour drive away and I dont have a car.

should I steal car and drive over boyfriend?

.....YES

if you're being serious though. no. killing him won't get you far
unless some weird movie twist happens and it turns out murderers get her hot so in that case yes

either way just do it for wasting her time and hogging her

Don't feed the troll.

Lulz copypaste. I have seen this around on heaps of forums.

*pangs of shame*

my bad

Inb4troll.


err, I mean:

Inb4lock.

dont bother with her, it won't last, and you will go to jail/juvy

Yes, remember if you kill him all his power becomes yours... There can be only one...

yeahhhhh getoffmylawn is back.

OP stop trolling man
Anyways I though you were out of highschool already