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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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  #1   Add Anirak to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-16, 21:30
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Lightbulb Which way does your penis hang?

Left, right, center? Are you left or right-handed?

Obviously, this is guys only. I'm not sure if this fits here, and I couldn't quite determine by the rules.

Anyway, mine hangs to the left and I am right handed.

Edit: I'm hoping to see if there's any correlation between masturbation hand and which way the penis hangs.
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Old 2008-07-16, 21:33
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Left, right, center? Are you left or right-handed?

Obviously, this is guys only. I'm not sure if this fits here, and I couldn't quite determine by the rules.

Anyway, mine hangs to the left and I am right handed.

Edit: I'm hoping to see if there's any correlation between masturbation hand and which way the penis hangs.

Saame
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Old 2008-07-16, 21:34
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

Same here.

Why the hell would you even 'hope to find' answers to this question though..?
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Old 2008-07-16, 21:35
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

whichever way it wants to, typically to the left. im right handed of course
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Old 2008-07-16, 21:39
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To the left, I am right handed.
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  #6   Add Bean_Doodle to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-16, 21:42
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

To the right
And Im right handed! :O
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Old 2008-07-16, 21:44
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

This thread has sparked my interest
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Old 2008-07-16, 21:46
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Left, right handed.
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Old 2008-07-16, 21:52
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To the right
And Im right handed! :O
Freak.
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Old 2008-07-16, 21:53
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Freak.
agreed
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Old 2008-07-16, 21:59
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

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Left, right, center? Are you left or right-handed?

Obviously, this is guys only. I'm not sure if this fits here, and I couldn't quite determine by the rules.

Anyway, mine hangs to the left and I am right handed.

Edit: I'm hoping to see if there's any correlation between masturbation hand and which way the penis hangs.
same as you. a lil to the left and use right hand.
I dont think we use that particular hand just to fap , but i think one will be right handed in all aspects of life if they hang to the left and vise-versa
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Old 2008-07-16, 22:04
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

I wonder if masturbating with the right hand is the cause for the penis hanging to the left!
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Old 2008-07-16, 22:14
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

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I wonder if masturbating with the right hand is the cause for the penis hanging to the left!
Nope. I'm right-handed but I jack off with my left, I hang to the left, and I curve to the left.
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Old 2008-07-16, 22:18
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Also, which ball is bigger, the left or the right?
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Old 2008-07-17, 00:27
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

To the left, I'm right handed.
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Old 2008-07-17, 01:44
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

same, hangs left, righty

but iv been doing it with my left for about a year now, I dont think I have any progress yet
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Old 2008-07-17, 01:49
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

Mine's to the left, I'm ambidextrous; although my left IS my jerking hand...
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Old 2008-07-17, 02:16
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

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OK, this just got interesting:

I am Left-handed and mine hangs to the right!

too bad I seem to be the only southpaw on S&A...pretty shitty sample size.
I'm left handed as well. Actually ambidextrous, but I highly prefer my left.
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Old 2008-07-17, 02:43
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

left, right handed. i guess its because my right leg is more dominant so i have less muscle on my left side causing a semi off centered stance. it is quite strange though...
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Old 2008-07-17, 02:52
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left, i'm left handed, my dick is the man
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Old 2008-07-17, 03:01
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

This is probibly caused by masterbating while still having major growth.
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Old 2008-07-17, 03:05
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To the right
And Im right handed! :O
I LOL'd.

Right handed, hangs left.
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Old 2008-07-17, 03:39
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

hangs left, right handed
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Old 2008-07-17, 04:19
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

Right handed. hangs left. bends right though
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  #25   Add jackketch to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-17, 16:31
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

I'm old enough to remember going to a Gentleman's Outfitter (proper clothes shop) and having the man in a morning coat enquire 'whether young Sir dresses to the right or the left?'

Oh and righthanded and I dress to the right.
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Old 2008-07-17, 17:17
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

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I'm old enough to remember going to a Gentleman's Outfitter (proper clothes shop) and having the man in a morning coat enquire 'whether young Sir dresses to the right or the left?'

Oh and righthanded and I dress to the right.
My tailor asked me in a more straight up fashion, droit ou gauche (he's french). I didn't understand the first time he asked, then he pointed to the crotch on a pair of pants and repeated himself.
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  #27   Add Agent 008 to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-17, 17:43
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My tailor asked me in a more straight up fashion, droit ou gauche (he's french). I didn't understand the first time he asked, then he pointed to the crotch on a pair of pants and repeated himself.
This.

Except in English. And it was a girl.

Her: "Which way do you dress?"

Me: "What?"

Her:

Some dude in the shop: *points to the crotch*

Me: "Wtf"

Then I figured it out and gave the answer.
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Old 2008-07-18, 00:07
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

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This.

Except in English. And it was a girl.

Her: "Which way do you dress?"

Me: "What?"

Her:

Some dude in the shop: *points to the crotch*

Me: "Wtf"

Then I figured it out and gave the answer.
Aorry, had to Lol, having been in a similar situation and just being too shy to answer the rather fit female clerk. Left handed, to the right, left nut is bigger and my little friend points up and curves towards stomach. Also sleep on my front which may answer this.

Last edited by mongolia_d; 2008-07-18 at 00:10. Reason: Crappy sleepy spelling errors
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Old 2008-07-18, 00:33
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

right, right
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Old 2008-07-18, 00:35
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

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I'm old enough to remember going to a Gentleman's Outfitter (proper clothes shop) and having the man in a morning coat enquire 'whether young Sir dresses to the right or the left?'

Oh and righthanded and I dress to the right.
this reminds me of that line from lucky number sleven
something like

"the same thing a man with 2 penises says when his taylor asks him if he dresses to the left or to the right...
.. yes"
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Old 2008-07-18, 00:38
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

How the fuck do you tell which way it hangs? Lol... uhhh down?
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Old 2008-07-18, 10:57
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How the fuck do you tell which way it hangs? Lol... uhhh down?
When you put on your trousers, which way does your penis go.
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Old 2008-07-18, 11:01
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Default Re: Which way does your penis hang?

Right handed, to the left. It kind of "twists" to the left too if you can picture what I mean
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Old 2008-07-18, 13:51
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Right handed. hangs left. bends right though
That means its trying to crawl up your asshole
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