My dog wants to know

As long as your dog doesn't mind not having an esophagus, there are no adverse effects.

Test it on yourself to make sure you don't hurt your dog.

you gain the iq of a super genius, outside of that, nothing really

Everything's been said so far except that slight chance of obtaining superhuman speed.

you forgot that you can obtain laser vision

You can also fire acid turds out of your anus.

Do it and post pics.

To maximize effects you should have a spoon full of sugar with it.

Once you swallow the battery acid, you will find you have the ability to keep going and going and going

as another possible side affect, your dog may grow a drum from its chest and drum sticks from its paws

My dog wants to know

Wrong forum, but not the worst troll I've seen...

In concentration, yes - scar tissue and/or death would be the possible long-term effects.

Diluted? Theoretically... no, not really : though I have no idea if there would be a "sulphur poisoning" at obscene dosages, smaller quantities are physiologically safe if ingested at near-neutral pH.

I sure as fuck wouldn't trust the manufacturing controls to be food-grade, though...

Do not induce vomiting, dilute with liquids & bread as soon as possible. If not inducing of nausea in a dog (common), milk is an ideal dilutient due to the calcium content.

More reason we need more moderators here.

I remember reading some "young adult" novel in my last year of high school that featured some thugs selling their rivals crystallized battery acid as some fake drug, and yep, as I recall, it sure did kill those rivals when they injected it. Yep, just thought I'd share that tidbit from yesteryear.

The more you know, the more threads you close!