My girl was hanging out at a friend's house last night. He is a rather homely Asian young lad, and he's always had a crush on my girl since like the 5th grade or some shit. However, she claims to never have been attracted to him at any time, and boy do I believe it. Anyway, my girlfriend said he kissed her on the cheek. I heard she bitch slapped him in front of everyone. He's a puss, and I'm sure it was quite crushing to be slapped by a little 16 year old girl in his own house.

Despite the shame, I feel he is still in need of a good ass kicking. I know for a fact I could take him, so that's not a problem. I'm just wondering if kissing the cheek of the girl I love is an ass-kick-able offense. She was quite offended as well, and she has taken a pro-ass-kicking stance. What would you do, Totse?

- Tom

[By the way, the girl I am referring to is not the one on my profile picture.]

Depends how much of a sleaze bag he really is. If he doesn't come right out and apologise in the next few days then next time you see him maybe deck his ass and tell him if he ever does that again you will break his face.

kick his ass son!!!!!!!!

actually if i was in your position i wouldn't do it myself.
But it would be funny to see someone else do it just so i don't have to feel bad about myself for beating up a pussy asian.

ed lister man i think i know who you are do you have msn?

Haha you serious? Send me an email. jimmy.wallace@gmail.com

Can't use MSN at the moment.

get some mace and whenever you see him spray his eyes good

He is a skinny, WoW-playing, wannabe pot smoker. He's smoked like five times and all over his MySpace he's put shit like "BLUNTS EVERY DAY," etc.

But that's beside the point. He is somewhere in the middle of the high-school social ladder, sort of preppy, that kind of thing. He is not considered worthy of varsity lacrosse - he was JV in his junior year. I'm pretty sure you guys get the picture.

Oh yeah, and he posts on 4chan...

- Tom

I think the more pertinent question is, "Why is my girlfriend hanging around this guy and getting close enough to him so he kisses her?".

Ah I see. Well, my girlfriend has known this young man for quite a long time, far longer than she has known me. When they greet and say goodbye, they've always hugged, which I'm cool with. But apparently this one time last night, he tried to slip a little kiss. Unfortunately, his scheme is going to backfire on him the next time we cross paths. I'm going to have very sore hands the next day, but I'm sure he'll learn his lesson.

Anyway, I'll be sure to keep you guys updated.

- Tom

Well, he did get bitch-slapped, like you said, in front of a bunch of people. And he is a poser with a fucking myspace. In any other case, I'd say give a slight beat down, but he just sounds totally pathetic. He probably feels like an idiot as it is. You should just get in his face and threaten him a little, but no more. He's already a loser.

You're right. While he is very annoying, I don't think it's worth my effort or his pain to give him much more embarrassment. I've decided to give him one good deck in the face, hopefully putting him on his ass. If it doesn't and he fights back, I'll put him out. If he stays conscious but totally bitches out (cries), I'll leave him be.

- Tom

No mercy friend, Beat his ass.
And a vid would be nice.
Do it with a sock full of change, for an even more shameful end.

That alone should warrant an ass kicking....

Confront him and he if doesn't apologize, tries to lie, or talks shit then whoop his ass.

Murder/suicide

It'll make you feel a lot better.

This alone is deffinitly enough for a small ass kicking. And hes trying to get with your girl. Atleast embarrass him more than he already has been. I have a phillipeno fuck just like this who lives near me, and thinks hes all cool
, and hardcore because he wears a sweatshirt in the spring time. Faggot. He doesn't play WoW though.Can't wait for him to get his ass handed to him one day..</rant>

You should spray him with mace and stab hm a few times.

Pull his trousers and boxer shorts down infront of everyone, then kick him up the ass.

this.without the murder part.

yes you should dude and make him tell her sorry

then whoop his ass some more

if you feel like beating his ass don't beat him out of emotion thats for woman you stupid cunt

beat him because azns deserve to be beat and because he's chilled with yer girl (WHo I'd hope isn't uggo) and hasn't fucked her

or beat him for the sure presure.

Idealing it would be best to beat him for profit as many chinks seem to have (find out when he's getting paid and will have a lotta money on him)

one word:
Baseball bat/end thread.

When you see him next, don't beat him badly, just push him around a little bit and push him up against the wall and be like, "If you ever come near or touch (Insert gf's name here) again, I'll be back" lol I don't know, something to show him that you are looking out for her because if you don't do anything he could think that you don't care enough.

The only person it'll be shameful to is the OP if he does something that ridiculous. Beating up nerdy little shits in an effort to look hardcore, or come off as the badass "teaching a lesson" is insanely pathetic.

The nerd's already been humiliated. Move on with your life.

If I were to engage in a physical confrontation with this fellow, it would not be a spectacle. I moved to this town last summer and I don't know many people, so I have no motivation for showing off. It's just, even his other friends feel he needs an ass-kicking. Not even for this - just because he's a douche in general. I think in the end he will be much better off. We've all had our asses kicked at least once in our lives, and I think it's his time.

- Tom

Just confront him and threaten him, and if you feel like he deserves an ass kicking, feel free to give it to him.

its not like he raped her or something. Besides, she fucking bitch slapped him in front of everybody inside of his own home, and probably humiliated the shit out of him. Just let it be.

mate, it is definatley an ass-kick-able offense and your gf has already taken a pro-ass-kicking stance, so go with whatever she wants you to do and beat him up for the myspace thing, no fakes on Myspace and gets away with it lol

I'd say just threatening him and showing your watching your girl's back is enough. that being said, since your girl has a pro ass kicking stance it might be that he hurt her emotionaly which warrants a good ass kicking, hell ask your girl again if she still says to kick his ass go for it.

i hate that shit. back in high school, every loser guy desperate to touch a girl would constantly ask all the bitches for hugs whenever they saw them. it's so much bullshit, i just want to scream HEY I KNOW WHAT UR DOING, ASSHOLE. WANNA FEEL DEM TITTIES AGAINST U EH? GRAB THE SMALL OF HER BACK AND PRETEND ITS A ROMANTIC EMBRACE? YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

i wouldn't necessarily kick his ass. give him a good warning. and while you're at it, tell him to lay off the hugging shit, because it's not necessary and it's jsut something for him to fap to later.

Your girlfriend is a fucking bitch.
But when he VTecs, don't come crying to totse.

STFU chink new arrival

I'd say a half decent to luke medium ass kicking is definitely well deserved. Buy fortune cookies from the store, and install your own little fortune for him. Except when he goes to open it, his beady sinister little asian eyes will be so enthralled in scanning the cookie that you'll have time to sneak in to his house and do him the favor of preparing a hearty healthy and slightly chew dinner delight by boiling his dog alive.

Rofl, I made my account before you, spamming faggot.

Acolytes never learn.

faggot.

kick his fucking ass man, sick user name btw lol