this fourth I blew off some fingers while playing with fireworks so my hand will be disabled for quite some time till I finish all surgeries. I had a job as a bell hop making great money but I was fired because I can't perform the duties required and I was still within a 90 day training period. My question is if anyone has some part time jobs suggestions for someone who can only use one hand.

Lulz, are you sure that you didn't lose your fingers in a bet with Quentin Tarantino?

Nah man, Being a bell hop was tight. I got some mad tips before I got fired.

Bell hop?

Aren't you eligible for a disability pension now?

I can't believe no one said sperm donor. It only requires one hand.

sperm donor

lol fireworks...

shit when I opened this thread I thought I had a million jobs, but when you think about it there really isnt much.

artificial animal inseminator

Post pics if true

welfare? workers comp? donate blood/plasma/semen?

http://i35.tinypic.com/2vacwnb.jpg

after first surgery the lump is a vein and skin graft from my thigh. my two fingers are grafted together. They are going to separate them in weeks and do re constructive surgery to make them more finger like

http://i38.tinypic.com/ig9a89.jpg

donor site on my leg. its so big because tey had to fillet through the muscle to et a vein that would support flow to my fingers.

Believe me now? As you can see i wont have use of my hand for quite some time.