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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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# 1
2008-07-16, 03:21
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guys i need some help. this is fucking serious.
if you're going to laugh or be immature about this then just gtfo of this thread.
so my best friend was just diagnosed with cancer, he didn't tell his parents or anyone yet, but it's terminal...
anyways...i know it sounds weird but...he said he's wanted to experience sex before he dies but he can't get a girl.
i wanted to hire him a hooker but he's too shy to do it with people he doesn't know.
he saved my life back when we were in iraq together. when i was on fire he carried me across the entire Taji town.
anyways...should i have sex with him? will that be enough to repay him?
Last edited by Scrilla; 2008-07-16 at 03:47.
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# 2
2008-07-16, 03:32
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Re: guys i need some help. this is fucking serious.
are you a guy? if you want to, do it.. I mean he will be dead after right? How do you know he wants to have sex with you? I really think he should get an escort..
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# 3
2008-07-16, 03:33
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Re: guys i need some help. this is fucking serious.
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Originally Posted by Scrilla
if you're going to laugh or be immature about this then just gtfo of this thread.
so my best friend was just diagnosed with cancer, he didn't tell his parents or anyone yet, but it's terminal...
anyways...i know it sounds weird but...he said he's wanted to experience sex before he dies but he can't get a girl.
i wanted to hire him a hooker but he's too shy to do it with people he doesn't know.
he saved my life back when we were in iraq together. when i was on fire he carried me across the entire Tajrah town.
anyways...should i have sex with him? will that be enough to repay him?
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ahahah thats the best story iv ever heard, should make it into a motion picture.
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# 4
2008-07-16, 03:35
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Re: guys i need some help. this is fucking serious.
um.............the hooker wont sleep with ppl she dont know?
or is your friend a girl?
if so, and shes decent looking..........go 4 it
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# 5
2008-07-16, 03:38
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Re: guys i need some help. this is fucking serious.
I call troll.
or, alternatively, I call ROFL.
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# 6
2008-07-16, 03:42
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Re: guys i need some help. this is fucking serious.
this is bullshit, bullshit, bullshit
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# 7
2008-07-16, 04:00
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Re: guys i need some help. this is fucking serious.
GOD DAMN IT!!! 
This is the 2nd or 3rd you've posted. And the original was on 4chan!
STFU>FO
http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2142276
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# 8
2008-07-16, 07:13
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Re: guys i need some help. this is fucking serious.
I must agree with the gtfo.
This story makes no sense...either you're a guy and have the mistaken impression that your friend wants to have gay sex, or you're a girl who somehow fooled the army into believing she was a man so that she would be put into combat...and if you did fool the army into thinking you're a man, I don't think he wants to have sex with you...
In conclusion, troll gtfo.
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# 9
2008-07-16, 07:16
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Re: guys i need some help. this is fucking serious.
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Originally Posted by Scrilla
he saved my life back when we were in iraq together. when i was on fire he carried me across the entire Taji town.
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Lol. I lol'd. You were on fire and he carried you across the Taji town. Lol. That is going to be my excuse for everything now.
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# 10
2008-07-16, 07:22
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Re: guys i need some help. this is fucking serious.
Baskettball diaries?...Anyone...cept the Iraq part.troll
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# 11
2008-07-16, 07:23
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Re: guys i need some help. this is fucking serious.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scrilla
if you're going to laugh or be immature about this then just gtfo of this thread.
so my best friend was just diagnosed with cancer, he didn't tell his parents or anyone yet, but it's terminal...
anyways...i know it sounds weird but...he said he's wanted to experience sex before he dies but he can't get a girl.
i wanted to hire him a hooker but he's too shy to do it with people he doesn't know.
he saved my life back when we were in iraq together. when i was on fire he carried me across the entire Taji town.
anyways...should i have sex with him? will that be enough to repay him?
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I think killing him would be better
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# 12
2008-07-16, 07:28
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Re: guys i need some help. this is fucking serious.
Rofltroll
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# 13
2008-07-16, 08:02
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Re: guys i need some help. this is fucking serious.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scrilla
if you're going to laugh or be immature about this then just gtfo of this thread.
so my best friend was just diagnosed with cancer, he didn't tell his parents or anyone yet, but it's terminal...
anyways...i know it sounds weird but...he said he's wanted to experience sex before he dies but he can't get a girl.
i wanted to hire him a hooker but he's too shy to do it with people he doesn't know.
he saved my life back when we were in iraq together. when i was on fire he carried me across the entire Taji town.
anyways...should i have sex with him? will that be enough to repay him?
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gtfo
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# 14
2008-07-16, 09:51
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Re: guys i need some help. this is fucking serious.
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Originally Posted by MajorBlueBalls
This story makes no sense...either you're a guy and have the mistaken impression that your friend wants to have gay sex, or you're a girl who somehow fooled the army into believing she was a man so that she would be put into combat...and if you did fool the army into thinking you're a man, I don't think he wants to have sex with you...
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This isn't correct. Women see combat all the time, they just aren't allowed into jobs in which the primary mission involves combat. You think the insurgents care if you were trained as infantry or tech support? They want to kill you all the same, and plenty of women get ambushed while in convoys and have to use their rifle.
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# 15
2008-07-16, 10:13
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New Arrival
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my imagination.
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Re: guys i need some help. this is fucking serious.
I just want to say that you are a sick, disgusting excuse for a human being.
Translation: TROLL.
Drink bleach, and while you burn in hell i hope you have to suffer through the pain of every person who has ever had cancer and every soldier wounded in combat.
Die troll.
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# 16
2008-07-16, 11:05
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Re: guys i need some help. this is fucking serious.
Listen Troll...I don't accept that amount of bullshit in this forum. Some bullshit slides if it amuses me but that is completely fucking retarded shite.
Rewrite and I'll read. Then judge.
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