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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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  #1   Add Spanker to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-16, 02:51
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Default I need some help

After much web surfing I came across totse. I have been lurking here for 3 months or so and have finally created an account.

It seems you can discuss just about anything on totse and not feel embarrassed. So here it is, my dilema.

I am a chronic spanker. I spank off whenever I get the chance. Anywhere from 7 to 10 times a day. This is a problem as my foreskin has split and I can't go to the doctor in fear of embarrassment.

No matter how hard I try, I just can't give a masturbating. I need some serious advice on steps to take to keep the spanking on the down low and give my boner a rest.
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  #2   Add BZP to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-16, 03:02
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I don't know what kind of advice you're wanting exactly.

Stop fucking jerking off so much?

Go get a girlfriend?

Kill yourself?

There, 3 tips.
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  #3   Add haedis to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-16, 03:16
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Default Re: I need some help

Go to the doctor
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Old 2008-07-16, 03:20
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Default Re: I need some help

Just tell the doctor you were having rough sex way too often. It won't make you look pathetic. It'd probably be best to make sure you get it checked out to make sure you didn't do any lasting damage. Until then, smother your hands in hot sauce or something

...Troll? I can't even tell...
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Old 2008-07-17, 08:44
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Default Re: I need some help

first step: GTFO
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Old 2008-07-17, 09:00
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Sup nigger?

You need to stop jacking off, the pain/problem or whatever will go away eventually. And what kind of an idiot keeps on brutally jacking of a penis continuously even after you feel it star to hurt.
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Old 2008-07-17, 10:33
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Default Re: I need some help

Become a Christian.

Put a bandaid on it. It should heal like normal skin. Try thinking about awful stuff when you attempt to jack off.
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