totse.com | 1337s Shoplifting Guide V6

1337 · #1 2008-07-16, 00:59

As you would have noticed, this is my sixth guide, yes, you read correctly! Sixth!

What you will need:

Marlbles
Jetpack

Method:

Calmly walk into any store of your choice with your jetpack concealed under your hoody. Walk over and bag as many valuables as possible. Hit "Release" on your jetpack and spread your marbles all over the ground. As authorities run at you, take off through the store roof and jet as far away as possible. My recommendation is Hawaii as the coconut milk flows like red wine and you can party all night long with the native girls!

slim-ov-derby · #2 2008-07-16, 01:01

This guy helped me become a millionaire with his guides.

alex333 · #3 2008-07-16, 01:04

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What you will need:[*]Marlbles

wtf are marlbles? a misspelling of marbles? and arent you the guy that gets down on everybody for their bad spelling? (i dont mind the trolling, but dont be a hypocrite)

TheLegendaryLocke · #4 2008-07-16, 01:08

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Originally Posted by 1337 View Post

As you would have noticed, this is my sixth guide, yes, you read correctly! Sixth!

What you will need:

Marlbles
Jetpack

Method:

Calmly walk into any store of your choice with your jetpack concealed under your hoody. Walk over and bag as many valuables as possible. Hit "Release" on your jetpack and spread your marbles all over the ground. As authorities run at you, take off through the store roof and jet as far away as possible. My recommendation is Hawaii as the coconut milk flows like red wine and you can party all night long with the native girls!

hu kant spall nao/

1337 · #5 2008-07-16, 01:11

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Originally Posted by alex333 View Post

wtf are marlbles? a misspelling of marbles? and arent you the guy that gets down on everybody for their bad spelling? (i dont mind the trolling, but dont be a hypocrite)

You see, mine was a typo. Which can be allowed every once in a while. But, with you noobs, you seem to deliberately misspell every word. But that's giving you too much credit. The reason you misspell every word is because you don't know how to spell them correctly in the first place and need someone to tell you where you're going wrong... Like your current grade 4 teacher.

alex333 · #6 2008-07-16, 01:13

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Originally Posted by 1337 View Post

You see, mine was a typo. Which can be allowed every once in a while. But, with you noobs, you seem to deliberately misspell every word. But that's giving you too much credit. The reason you misspell every word is because you don't know how to spell them correctly in the first place and need someone to tell you where you're going wrong... Like your current grade 4 teacher.

hey dont mind me, you making troll threads dosnt bother me in the least. just saying. and i dont normally spell words wrong, i just dont use good punctuation, or grammar.

TheLegendaryLocke · #7 2008-07-16, 01:14

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Originally Posted by 1337 View Post

You see, mine was a typo. Which can be allowed every once in a while. But, with you noobs, you seem to deliberately misspell every word. But that's giving you too much credit. The reason you misspell every word is because you don't know how to spell them correctly in the first place and need someone to tell you where you're going wrong... Like your current grade 4 teacher.

stop making excuses faggot

marley93 · #8 2008-07-16, 01:14

This needs to be in the sticky of shoplifting. This doesn't deserve it's own thread.

TheLegendaryLocke · #9 2008-07-16, 01:17

1337=bored troll with no friends

1337 · #10 2008-07-16, 01:18

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1337=bored troll with no friends

Would having friends in real life raise my totse social status?!