You'se all have seen my previous shoplifting guides before, so now it's time to bring out a new and fresh idea that is guaranteed results!

What you will need:

• Jumpline gun
• Velcro patches
• RC car
• A friend

Method:

I will begin by explaining what a jumpline gun is. Ever seen a batman film? If so, then you would be familiar with that nifty little gun that shoots out a claw, attaches to a building, and pulls batman up 50 story buildings and such. Well, this is what you will need. Begin by cutting off the claw and wire, replacing it with a rope and one of the Velcro patches. You are now set.

Arrive at the shopping mall and select your target. Have your friend wait outside around the stores corner with the RC car control, and have him place the RC car 20 meters away from the exit of the store.

Calmly walk up to a selected item (make sure is in clear view of the exit) you would like to steal and stick a Velcro patch on it. Turn around and walk away, making sure no one saw what you just did. Walk outside the store, turn around to face your item. You will be standing outside the detectors. Pull out your jumpline gun, and fire it at your item, making sure the 2 Velcro patches connect. Now, hit the jumpline gun button and watch as the item sores towards you.

With one quick motion, refire the gun and have it stick to the Velcro patch on the RC car which was placed their earlier. Hit the release button on your jumpline gun to disconnect the item from your gun. Signal to your friend and have him race the car off. Have him drive up a specially prepared ramp that leads into your car. You both should be able to reach your car in time. Drive away and don't look back.

thats kind of eleaborate for juist shoplifting ain't it

fuck this thread theres already a stickied thread you dumbshit 7331

That's kind of elaborate for just shoplifting, isn't it?

fuck you grammar whore at least he made it readable. stop being a whiny bitch

It doesn't matter if it's readable or not, it just proves he's a fucking illiterate piece of shit, just like you!

oooooh a 13 year old is sooo literate he needs to put commas and semicolons in his posts on a fucking message board

Yes, he does.

As obvious as this trolling is (saw the thread in SG) I can see his point he wants to get across. You New Arrivals, acolytes, new guys etc need to shut the fuck up.

Isn't that a lot for shoplifting? Wouldn't it be cheaper to just conceal it and leave?