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  #1   Add Bringin Fappage Back to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-16, 00:17
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My cock is soooooooo big that it puts pressure on meh knees.

Fuck I can barely stand up.
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  #2   Add Azure to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-16, 00:20
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For the record, 3 inches erect isn't considered big, even by a 10 year old's standards....

GTFO.
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Old 2008-07-16, 00:24
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put painkillers on your penis and cut it off
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Old 2008-07-16, 00:52
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put painkillers on your penis and cut it off
How does that work now..?
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Old 2008-07-16, 01:15
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How does that work now..?
get the needles that take away pain completely. then cut it off. they are at hospitals or you can find it off the street
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Old 2008-07-16, 01:31
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How does that work now..?

http://i34.tinypic.com/2en954g.jpg

I'm guessing.
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Old 2008-07-16, 01:32
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For the record, 3 inches erect isn't considered big, even by a 10 year old's standards....

GTFO.
I Laughed out loud when i read this.
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Old 2008-07-16, 05:04
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My cock is soooooooo big that it puts pressure on meh knees.

Fuck I can barely stand up.
Stop wearing your strap-on ?

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Old 2008-07-16, 07:24
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I admit I LOL'd too but this belongs in the totse trash.
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Who cares what the girl wants? IT'S FINGERPAINTING TIME!!(god damn. My friend's daughter is going to hate me when she hits menarche...)
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Old 2008-07-16, 11:33
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For the record, 3 inches erect isn't considered big, even by a 10 year old's standards....

GTFO.
This.
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Old 2008-07-16, 11:42
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I Laughed out loud when i read this.
Lurk moar
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Old 2008-07-16, 11:48
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My cock is soooooooo big that it puts pressure on meh knees.

Fuck I can barely stand up.
'scuse me ma'am, but

clitoris =/= penis
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