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marley93 · #1 2008-07-15, 22:20

What are some of the best ways to vandalize a police station? I've already spraypainted fuck the police on the side. And I've also called Papa John's and said I was having an award ceremony and ordered 15 pizzas to the bastards. What are some other good things to do to a police station?

alex333 · #2 2008-07-15, 22:27

wow your badass............if only you actually did any of that.

get thrown in jail n shit all over their cell. see how they like that

dick90 · #3 2008-07-15, 22:31

and the police have done what to you???

marley93 · #4 2008-07-15, 22:32

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wow your badass............if only you actually did any of that.

get thrown in jail n shit all over their cell. see how they like that

I did do this. It's a police station by the ghetto, and since I'm white, they would never suspect me. And as for shitting in the cell, I'm gonna have to try that some time.

marley93 · #5 2008-07-15, 22:33

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and the police have done what to you???

Locked me up alot, always took my paraphernalia, towed my car, gave me parking tickets.

noriega187 · #6 2008-07-15, 22:45

Because Louisville has notorious ghettos.

dick90 · #7 2008-07-15, 22:48

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Locked me up alot, always took my paraphernalia, towed my car, gave me parking tickets.

oh yes, because police lock you up for no apparent reason... grow up...

alex333 · #8 2008-07-15, 23:54

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How so?

havnt quite figured out how to hit the edit button, instead of double posting?

ShoeBong · #9 2008-07-16, 00:00

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Locked me up alot, always took my paraphernalia, towed my car, gave me parking tickets.

How about you just don't act like an idiot? Be smart when you do stupid shit and don't get caught.

One example of stupid shit you have done is spray painting the side of a police station.

TheLegendaryLocke · #10 2008-07-16, 00:27

maybe you are a wigger

marley93 · #11 2008-07-16, 00:58

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maybe you are a wigger

Fuck you. No I am not.

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How about you just don't act like an idiot? Be smart when you do stupid shit and don't get caught.

One example of stupid shit you have done is spray painting the side of a police station.

Hey that's not stupid shit, that's revenge. They do something to me, I do something to them.

alex333 · #12 2008-07-16, 01:00

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Hey that's not stupid shit, that's revenge. They do something to me, I do something to them.

lol you and your little 14-year old vendettas.........its the cops you stupid fuck....its their job to do things to you. quit trying to be some online badass and grow up....

jamaica0535 · #13 2008-07-16, 01:12

walk into the police station and shoot yourself in the head with a large caliber weapon...

no one will miss you anyways...

TheLegendaryLocke · #14 2008-07-16, 01:18

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lol you and your little 14-year old vendettas.........its the cops you stupid fuck....its their job to do things to you. quit trying to be some online badass and grow up....

QFT fo sho

RamboReincarnate · #15 2008-07-16, 01:20

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What are some of the best ways to vandalize a police station? I've already spraypainted fuck the police on the side. And I've also called Papa John's and said I was having an award ceremony and ordered 15 pizzas to the bastards. What are some other good things to do to a police station?

Grow some balls and actually follow through rather than act like a badass over the internet.

Ed Lister · #16 2008-07-16, 01:24

Man smashed police station windows to get locked up
15th July 2008, 8:30 WST

A 32-year-old man who pleaded guilty to smashing the front windows of Rockingham police station with a tomahawk on Sunday, causing $6000 damage, was sentenced yesterday to six months jail.

Jason Paul Elam, of Safety Bay, appeared in Rockingham Magistrate’s Court charged with one count of criminal damage after police arrested him about 5.50pm on Sunday.

Police prosecutor Sgt Kevin Woldseth said Elam had smashed 12 windows of the police station before the tomahawk became stuck in one of the panes and he was arrested.

He told the court Elam had a similar conviction for damaging the Geraldton police station last year.

When Magistrate Robert Lawrence asked Elam why he had done it, he said: “It was something to do.”

Elam said he had been drinking since 10am on Sunday, had got the tomahawk from his mother’s cupboard and caught the bus to the police station.

A Community Corrections Office representative said he committed the offence because he needed somewhere to stay and knew he would be held in custody.

His alcohol and amphetamine use was of some concern and he was epileptic, she said. She suggested the magistrate remand the matter for a psychological report.

“He expresses no remorse but only regrets he has not been able to have any cigarettes since his arrest,” she said.

Mr Lawrence said Elam had some underlying issue with authority but that it was not necessary to obtain presentence and psychological reports.

“You have absolutely no remorse whatsoever for your acions,” he said. “Your actions on this occasion demonstrate a course of conduct that was premeditated.”

PHILIPPA PERRY

The way we do in rough neighbourhoods in OZ haha

http://www.geraldtonguardian.com.au/...ontentID=84851

alex333 · #17 2008-07-16, 01:25

oh noes!!! no cigs!!

TheLegendaryLocke · #18 2008-07-16, 01:27

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Originally Posted by Ed Lister View Post

Man smashed police station windows to get locked up
15th July 2008, 8:30 WST

A 32-year-old man who pleaded guilty to smashing the front windows of Rockingham police station with a tomahawk on Sunday, causing $6000 damage, was sentenced yesterday to six months jail.

Jason Paul Elam, of Safety Bay, appeared in Rockingham Magistrateâs Court charged with one count of criminal damage after police arrested him about 5.50pm on Sunday.

Police prosecutor Sgt Kevin Woldseth said Elam had smashed 12 windows of the police station before the tomahawk became stuck in one of the panes and he was arrested.

He told the court Elam had a similar conviction for damaging the Geraldton police station last year.

When Magistrate Robert Lawrence asked Elam why he had done it, he said: âIt was something to do.â

Elam said he had been drinking since 10am on Sunday, had got the tomahawk from his motherâs cupboard and caught the bus to the police station.

A Community Corrections Office representative said he committed the offence because he needed somewhere to stay and knew he would be held in custody.

His alcohol and amphetamine use was of some concern and he was epileptic, she said. She suggested the magistrate remand the matter for a psychological report.

âHe expresses no remorse but only regrets he has not been able to have any cigarettes since his arrest,â she said.

Mr Lawrence said Elam had some underlying issue with authority but that it was not necessary to obtain presentence and psychological reports.

âYou have absolutely no remorse whatsoever for your acions,â he said. âYour actions on this occasion demonstrate a course of conduct that was premeditated.â

PHILIPPA PERRY

The way we do in rough neighbourhoods in OZ haha

http://www.geraldtonguardian.com.au/...ontentID=84851

why didnt he just kill someone?

Ed Lister · #19 2008-07-16, 01:28

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why didnt he just kill someone?

I don't fucking know.

sn4tch · #20 2008-07-20, 17:09

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Originally Posted by marley93 View Post

What are some of the best ways to vandalize a police station? I've already spraypainted fuck the police on the side. And I've also called Papa John's and said I was having an award ceremony and ordered 15 pizzas to the bastards. What are some other good things to do to a police station?

Pics or it didn't happen

wolfy_9005 · #21 2008-07-20, 17:15

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Originally Posted by jamaica0535 View Post

walk into the police station and shoot yourself in the head with a large caliber weapon...

no one will miss you anyways...

Win

Feds In Town · #22 2008-07-20, 17:47

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Because Louisville has notorious ghettos.

Say mane I'm gonna be in Panama in 2 weeks, can you get me a 1/4 ki of coke?

And Louisville ain't hard bitch! Lexington is I got shot in the face there.

Galgamech · #23 2008-07-21, 02:54

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wow your badass............if only you actually did any of that.

get thrown in jail n shit all over their cell. see how they like that

I may know a guy who was thrown in the cells drunk as fuck and spewed all over the place. Pigs came into the cell and started yelling at him etc and he promptly spewed at their feet and on their shoes. He got beaten the fuck up and rolled in his spew.

IRapeSmallChildren · #24 2008-07-21, 03:00

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Locked me up alot, always took my paraphernalia, towed my car, gave me parking tickets.

damn, to think the police are actually doing there job. stop fucking being such a crybaby bitch about what the police have done to you and fucking just accept it. and what happened to being a mexican gangster?