So, I made these fuckers.

just ate my last two, I might add.

Anyways, 25 minutes on 320, didn't even stink up my house. It smelt like burnt peanut butter at its best. Anyways, I just slapped some peanut butter on the crackers, and such.

I took two on monday morning, before work, thinking oh its gonna be a mild, nothing buzz. I was fucking wrong.

I took two of them, at 7:10 in the morning, right when I woke up, half empty stomach. I ate breakfest, went to head to work.

I left for work at 8:00 am, around 8:05 the effects really hit me. I was driving still into work and I was so messed up I can't recall if I ran any red lights or what I did in general. (Note: Do not try that, I could have been killed....). I was half was to work, didn't think oh well its gonna fuck me up so much I couldn't drive straight. Should have called in sick, turned the fuck around.

Anyways, I made it to work, was way too fucked up to wash dishes, my boss noticed, laughed and asked what was wrong with my eyes. I assume, I didn't have a mirror, but I assume that my eyes were pure red, just by feeling how dry they were. I knew better. I had eye drops in my car, couldn't find them, so decided not to put them in.

So I spent roughly four hours from 8:40 to god knows when. I assume 4 hrs because I remember coming down at some point, and noticing the dishes and shit were done. I don't remember ever doing them. I do recall at some point laying my head on the desk in the back, having my boss go,"DUDE PUKE IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, YOU'RE HUNG OVER AS FUCK..." I kept saying no I am sick.

But anyways, I came down, around I'd say 2:30. The whole rest of the day I had a mild pot buzz.

So ya, putting not even .75 of mids on crackers fucked me up. It wasn't even a bowl worth of shitty mids on a cracker, and it fucked me up more than some of the strongest pot i've had in amsterdam.

Just be careful.


My method: (so people know it works)

crackers (make 2 or 4 or 6)
peanut butter (Jiffy worked)
mids or dank.
preheat oven to 325.
Put in oven at 325 for 25 minutes.

Make sure you pull them out right at 25 minutes, the pot does start to slowly bake, and yes you want that, but no you dont want a mouth full of ash I.E the pot totally burning and becoming such. You want a half way burn, so the pot is nice and black but not fully burnt up. Pot tastes almost like what it smells like. (ya I said that).

Empty stomach isn't a must, but a plus.

I didn't think it would mess me up so badly. I am sort of wondering the last two crackers I just took will do the same.

Notice to stealthy people.....

When I baked my batch, I triple wrapped the crackers to seal off any smell. I would suggest that also. Make sure as well that you have a full 25 minutes with no one around. It wont reak up the house at all. The most it will stink will be because of the burnt peanut butter. No worries. I am one of the sketchy-est persons around. I felt good after cooking them knowing it didn't give off a pot smell.

Lol I'm going to do this next time I got a free house..

yeah i want to try that shit but only put like .5 on one cracker because i don't wanna be THAT baked.

Could you give a little more detail on how you make them. Does it go cracker --> weed --> peanut butter or peanut butter --> weed. Also you say you cook either 2,4 or 6, do you cook them for 25 minutes regardless of how many you make?

Yeah firecrackers get me high as fuck. Also you don't have to cook it in the oven I also use the toaster oven and it works perfectly

cracker, peanut butter, weed, oven.

25 minutes, some people like longer.

I like to do a thin layer of peanut butter on two crackers and then sandwich the bud in the middle. I figure maximum PB/MJ surface contact is ideal.

Unless you're doing a half sheet pan or something, the cooking time shouldn't change much. It can be dependent on your oven, though. Stick a thermometer in there and see how your oven behaves- mine tends to vary up to 50°F some days.

I meant to try a firecracker off the last lot I bought, but I'd smoked it all up before I had a chance. But next lot I'm gonna have one.
I've also read that this works with Nutella, because of the similar amount of fat in there, but I'm not sure about this. But it aparently tastes alot better than the penut butter.

But I do look foward to trying one, I haven't been really stoned in fuck knows how long.

I really like the sound of this. Isin't the temperature you used a little too high though? I have never made many things myself, but from what I have heard it is a good idea to cook it for about the length you said, but at about 200f? Any truth to this? And would it be necessary to add any oil to the peanut butter or would it have plenty the way it comes?