Well goddamnit I had this thread all written out and then totse died.
I'm too lazy to go into the detail I did before so I'm paraphrasing.

Good friend of mine who recently moved away came back to visit. ...
So, I go over to my friends house to drink some beer and chill with people I hadn't seen in a while. The first thing this guy says to me is, "Hahahaha I read 3 years of your backlogged totse posts out loud to my friend online."

What. The. Fuck.

Who does that? I mean, this is a pretty fucking serious invasion of privacy. I didn't even know he knew my user name. He would have had to check my computer while I wasn't looking or something. So I kind of flipped out about it. Oh and not only that, he apparently has an excellent memory for things I've written seeing as he could quote entire posts to me.

On the bright side though right after this happened registration opened so I've obviously changed my user name.

Tl;dr Would you flip the fuck out if a significant other, good friend, or family member read 3 years of your backlogged totse posts?

ps. If you somehow figured out what my new user name is and you are reading this right now you'd better not tell me about it because I'm going to (&quot) remove your testicles through your anus.

owned. bitch.

Who cares.

no-one

yeah that is infuriating but I would just laugh.. somebody is obviously living an unfufilled life if they read 3 YEARS of your backlog..

you should always assume that anything you post/do online has the potential to become public

sounds more suited for B&M

I wouldn't be bothered, personally. I would be a little concerned that someone would bother going through the entire 3 years worth of posts, mind you.

yea that's pretty lame.

Lulz, since you changed your username, he has probably seen this thread.

Now he knows it's you. lulz.

Umm... Who were you before?...

Nah, thats the weird part. He doesn't actually read totse. He was just bored one day and decided to read all of my posts. w/e though.

It's really just that you can post some personal shit when you think no one else is looking.

can't say. can't say.

wait whats this topic about? i thought it was about rape or some shit

I can rape you and then it will be about rape.

fuck you new shit

Join Date
2008-07-07

Look whose talking buddy.

new shit shut up i dont lurk and fap at flesh art like you do everyday. why the fuck do you look in my profile anyways?

Nah.

The strange part is, I'm actually as honest in real life as I am on totse.

End yourself. Who the fuck says newshit anyway? You fucking faggot.

fuck you buttfuck pirate. you have no say in this so go sleep with your butt buddy.

Hahaha.. What are you, twelve?

Alright fuckass, if you had the reading comprehension of a 6 year old you would have realized that this thread is more or less about me changing my old account so that I wouldn't have to deal with my friend reading personal shit I've posted. Logically from there you can surmise that "newshit" might not be the proper nomenclature.
"Lurk and fap at flesh art" 1. The aforementioned reading comprehension might come in handy there. If I've been posting here for 3 years, I obviously haven't been lurking. And seriously are you trying to tell me you're the one dude on the internet who doesn't jack off to porn. What a saint.
Ps. I'm a girl you fucking faggot.

Oh wow.

You're not Sick_Boy are you? No, most likely not.

Haven't seen her post for ages.

Nope, I thought she stopped posting a while ago.

This.

Also, ban this motherfucker for admitting to having multiple accounts!

Thats only if you don't stop using the original. Got no use for that one now do I?

You never played WoW, did you?

so much newfucks being dumbshits

Yeah, I'd be pissed.

Nope why?

this. don't say what you don't want other people to know about...on the freaking internet of all places.

why not keep some little secret diary instead. same effect and its a secret!! you can call it my secrets.

feel free to say it was your idea

Never mind, your new name is the same as an old guildie of mine, was curious.

Well it was pretty smart telling of Totse about it and you do know that chances are they would have read this if they use Totse as well so now they are going to know you new username.

By telling Totse about it, just gives everyone a laugh, so admit you got owned and move on because by posting your story isn't going to magicaly erase everything from their mind like you would probably like to happen.

I'd be pissed...

That said, I actually did this to my ex who is the reason I learned of totse. He used my laptop one day and after a history search I was able to dig through posts and find his name. (his email address was the same as his username. I learned more about him in those three hours of reading then I did in the six previous months. Such tidbits as: He felt I was a stuck up cunt but thought I had great tits, he enjoyed child porn, and was far wittier online then real life. Needless to say we broke up within the month. Thanks totse!

Though, I'll admit, I'm incredibly curious as to why I've never noticed you before. What was your old handle?

Kent.Syphax@gmail.com

Thankfully, I'm just as honest in real life as I am on Totse. I'll tell almost anyone everything, and yes, it does backfire... a lot.

Oh honey...We break up every month.

better than my mom going through my facebook private messages.

And finding out about the OC use.

That lead to interesting month. "I'm going over to [friend]'s house." "To do drugs?!?!?"

Talking about illegal activities on facebook is the most retarded thing I've ever heard anyone doing.

It was in the private message section. As in only you and whoever it's sent to can read it.

I don't have any comments (mine or friends), photos, or stories with my name attatched to me out there on the internet.

Ah, sorry, my bad. I'd be careful even with the private messages anyway.