So I was going to the friends house, and he lives in a row of apartment/houses. I walk into the apt that looks exactly like his and I take off my shoes and walk upstairs. Right away I knew something was off because there was all this baby shit all over. Next thing I noticed was the new powerbook laptop sitting on the table and the purse sitting on the chair under it.

I heard someone showering upstairs so i just grabbed the purse and the laptop and drove the fuck outta there.

So fucking lucky/

pics of profit?

sure they will be up in the mornin

Make sure the computer doesn't have LoJack [that retarded new program that can track the laptop, like a GPS tracker] or your kinda fucked.

lojack on a computer these nuts. don't try and scare the man, enjoy your new computer man.

STFU. LoJack has gotten so many thieves in shit. I dunno what your thinking. OP, boot and nuke and check for LoJack.

When stealing a computer, it's a good idea to not connect to the internet when you boot it up. Clean it, and you're safe.

I'd do like all the other people said. You need to clean it in case of LoJack. If they had it, you're gonna be in deep shit.

you should have looked around a little more, you could have maybe found the kid and taken that too.

lol and train that kid to be a master theif/robber/hitman lol