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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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  #1   Add captain_pants to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-15, 07:01
captain_pants captain_pants is offline
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Post I couldn't bust a nut

So here we are, this girl and myself. We've been getting pretty hot and heavy. Kissing for ages and what not.

Basically, when she was giving me a handjob, I couldn't (for reasons I don't know) blow my load. I would have thought I'd have lost it early on, but no, this went on for a while. I just could blow. She was teasing too, but I know when I'm pretty close to blowing. I wasn't even close, I was hard, but couldn't finish.

I have one theory as to why I couldn't.

I was pretty tired, I had only 5 hours sleep since Friday night (it was monday morning when she was giving me a wristy) so I'm assuming I just couldn't bust a nut because of my over tiredness.
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Old 2008-07-15, 08:06
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Why did you post this?
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Old 2008-07-15, 08:18
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why did he not post this?
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Old 2008-07-15, 11:19
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Question Re: I couldn't bust a nut

Why was this thread made?
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Old 2008-07-15, 13:27
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Well it seems you've figured out the problem yourself so..good luck next time.
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Old 2008-07-15, 13:45
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maybe if she stuck it in her vag you would have came
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Old 2008-07-15, 14:04
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this is sooooo bloggy.
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Old 2008-07-15, 16:18
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**cough**myspace, fag**cough**
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Old 2008-07-15, 17:16
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Default Re: I couldn't bust a nut

What the hell is this shit?

You didn't cum from a hand job? OMGWTF!?!

Hand jobs suck, thats why you didn't finish/you are gay.
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Old 2008-07-15, 17:20
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Default Re: I couldn't bust a nut

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Originally Posted by captain_pants View Post
So here we are, this girl and myself. We've been getting pretty hot and heavy. Kissing for ages and what not.

Basically, when she was giving me a handjob, I couldn't (for reasons I don't know) blow my load. I would have thought I'd have lost it early on, but no, this went on for a while. I just could blow. She was teasing too, but I know when I'm pretty close to blowing. I wasn't even close, I was hard, but couldn't finish.

I have one theory as to why I couldn't.

I was pretty tired, I had only 5 hours sleep since Friday night (it was monday morning when she was giving me a wristy) so I'm assuming I just couldn't bust a nut because of my over tiredness.
If you wanted a Hand Job you should of just done it yourself. It saves a lot of time and you know what you like.

Also, I used to not finish when I get hand jobs from girls. I still don't usually although my Girlfriend has gotten a lot better at it. You should just do what I did and tell them you can last a long time (which they think will be great because you have stamina) and that it isn't fair because you can't finish that way. It would move the whole "let's fuck" thing right along.
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Old 2008-07-15, 18:16
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Default Re: I couldn't bust a nut

Fact: Girls suck at handjobs.
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Old 2008-07-15, 18:21
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If you wanted a Hand Job you should of just done it yourself. It saves a lot of time and you know what you like.

Also, I used to not finish when I get hand jobs from girls. I still don't usually although my Girlfriend has gotten a lot better at it. You should just do what I did and tell them you can last a long time (which they think will be great because you have stamina) and that it isn't fair because you can't finish that way. It would move the whole "let's fuck" thing right along.
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Old 2008-07-15, 21:19
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Default Re: I couldn't bust a nut

Kelso felt the same way on that 70s show.
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Old 2008-07-16, 07:52
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Default Re: I couldn't bust a nut

Hey, fuck you guys. You could have at least given me some other reasons as to why I couldn't come.

How about you fucks try and post something.

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Fact: Girls suck at handjobs.
Yeah I fucking found that out the hard way
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Old 2008-07-16, 12:31
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Hey, fuck you guys. You could have at least given me some other reasons as to why I couldn't come.

How about you fucks try and post something.



Yeah I fucking found that out the hard way
That's a great way to ask for help you inconsiderate prick.
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Old 2008-07-16, 14:13
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Hey, fuck you guys. You could have at least given me some other reasons as to why I couldn't come.

How about you fucks try and post something.



Yeah I fucking found that out the hard way
youre a fkn fag.?
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  #17   Add Affect to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-16, 23:25
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This was figured out in the 80's, fool.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lyl5DlrsU90
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