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Old 2008-07-15, 04:21
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Default FEMALES of totse, what traits do you prefer in your men? make a list

guys how do you prefer your men?
lets try to concentrate MOSTLY on personality traits

why not? go!
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Old 2008-07-15, 05:15
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Just to let you know, I was contemplating replying in this thread that women only want a man with a "big dick and an even bigger wallet and every girl that says otherwise is ugly", but in my compassion decided against posting that, since it wouldn't be true.
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Old 2008-07-15, 05:20
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Uhm.

Manliness. No tears, no whining, no shitty flimsy shirts with smartass sayings like "Rawr" or "Can't sleep at night, clowns will eat me." Bust out your wifebeaters and spill some beer on it or something.
Be interested in goddamn sports and know at least as half as I do about football.
Hate going to the doctor so I can nurse you up myself.
Don't wax/shave/bleach anything on your body.
Like children. Cause that's just cute and makes me want to have sex with you.

Too sleepy. Will maybe finish later.
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Old 2008-07-15, 08:24
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Uhm.

Manliness. No tears, no whining, no shitty flimsy shirts with smartass sayings like "Rawr" or "Can't sleep at night, clowns will eat me." Bust out your wifebeaters and spill some beer on it or something.
Be interested in goddamn sports and know at least as half as I do about football.
Hate going to the doctor so I can nurse you up myself.
Don't wax/shave/bleach anything on your body.
Like children. Cause that's just cute and makes me want to have sex with you.

Too sleepy. Will maybe finish later.
really now
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Old 2008-07-15, 08:53
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Uhm.

Manliness. No tears, no whining, no shitty flimsy shirts with smartass sayings like "Rawr" or "Can't sleep at night, clowns will eat me." Bust out your wifebeaters and spill some beer on it or something.
Be interested in goddamn sports and know at least as half as I do about football.
Hate going to the doctor so I can nurse you up myself.
Don't wax/shave/bleach anything on your body.
Like children. Cause that's just cute and makes me want to have sex with you.

Too sleepy. Will maybe finish later.
LOL. I remember taking my dog for a walk and this little girl said hi too me. I said hi back and this hot chick was watching and I saw her smile over it. Anyways a few seconds later the hot chick interacted with me a little bit.

True story.
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Old 2008-07-15, 11:51
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Like children. Cause that's just cute and makes me want to have sex with you.
...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is just one of the many ways in which my race won the game of evolution, 50,000 years before the war...
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Old 2008-07-15, 12:28
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...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is just one of the many ways in which my race won the game of evolution, 50,000 years before the war...
Rofl.
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Old 2008-07-15, 13:51
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I hope the OP doesn't take for granted what is said here and tries to transform to what "online women of totse" desire.
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Old 2008-07-15, 14:35
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Anyways a few seconds later the hot chick interacted with me a little bit.

True story.
Fuck man, you're making me hard.
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Old 2008-07-15, 18:21
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the hot chick interacted with me a little bit.
Don't you love interacting with hot chicks?
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Old 2008-07-15, 18:45
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"interaction" = You ogled her tits and she slapped you.

*ObZ
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Old 2008-07-16, 02:14
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Uhm.

Manliness. No tears, no whining, no shitty flimsy shirts with smartass sayings like "Rawr" or "Can't sleep at night, clowns will eat me." Bust out your wifebeaters and spill some beer on it or something.
Be interested in goddamn sports and know at least as half as I do about football.
Hate going to the doctor so I can nurse you up myself.
Don't wax/shave/bleach anything on your body.
Like children. Cause that's just cute and makes me want to have sex with you.

Too sleepy. Will maybe finish later.
And you want to have an affair with me. This just won't work out.

Although I do love children! I can't wait to be a parent.
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Old 2008-07-16, 02:16
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Just to let you know, I was contemplating replying in this thread that women only want a man with a "big dick and an even bigger wallet and every girl that says otherwise is ugly", but in my compassion decided against posting that, since it would be completely true.
Fixed in bold.
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Old 2008-07-16, 02:49
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Uhm.

Manliness. No tears, no whining, no shitty flimsy shirts with smartass sayings like "Rawr" or "Can't sleep at night, clowns will eat me." Bust out your wifebeaters and spill some beer on it or something.
Be interested in goddamn sports and know at least as half as I do about football.
Hate going to the doctor so I can nurse you up myself.
Don't wax/shave/bleach anything on your body.
Like children. Cause that's just cute and makes me want to have sex with you.

Too sleepy. Will maybe finish later.
I have a fullblown carpet on my back baby, youre gonna go crazy!
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Old 2008-07-16, 03:47
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Is in good shape.. loves to run, work out, etc
Loves animals and has pets
Doesn't live with Mommy&Daddy
Loves to laugh and doesn't get embarrassed
Is very well endowed
Good Kisser
Shy
Isn't meticulous about how he looks.. maybe even smell a little stinky.. a real man you know? Just no uni-brows please
Doesn't solely listen to rap/techno
Gets along with my dysfunctional family
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Old 2008-07-16, 05:05
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And you want to have an affair with me. This just won't work out.

Although I do love children! I can't wait to be a parent.
Awwwwwww that is so sweet. See I told you all, this works for all women. I can deal with the sports thing... though it will kind of freak me out sometimes, and from time to time, I'll stare at you while you sleep, wondering what is wrong with you.

And for the record- yes, shave your face. That's why I said body. I meant body hair. None of that Patrick Bateman nonsense.
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Old 2008-07-16, 05:10
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Awwwwwww that is so sweet. See I told you all, this works for all women. I can deal with the sports thing... though it will kind of freak me out sometimes, and from time to time, I'll stare at you while you sleep, wondering what is wrong with you.

And for the record- yes, shave your face. That's why I said body. I meant body hair. None of that Patrick Bateman nonsense.
Patrick Bateman is the fucking man though...
So by body hair does that mean the pubic area as well?
What if your man wasn't such a football fan but more of a baseball fan...?
Baseball > Football
Does Pool count as a sport?
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Old 2008-07-16, 06:46
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I do agree that kids these days are insane spoiled little brats with names like "Ava" and "Jayden", yuck, gross, but like you said, standing in a corner for an hour is much better discipline than spanking. At least IMO.

I just mean that guys are normally much stronger than women to begin with, and to think that they would use that strength against a little kid is just horrifying to me, even if the kid is out of line.

And for the record, I was also hit for punishment and I still did all the bad things that a teenager could do. I just found smarter ways to hide what I was doing.

Save the spanking for your woman, not your baby!
Hahaha... Great advice there...


BUT what if it were the female doing the spanking...
WHAT if it was a single mother raising a little hellion bastard who had no sense of discipline whatsoever?
Whats a mother to do?
He isn't going to stand in that corner or go to his room... Hes going to yell and maybe even attack.
He/She*
Send them to bootcamp or YDC... Thats just going to cause more conflict.
Plus that would be at an older age... At a younger age that lack of discipline is what snowballs into the giving up/not being in control of your child anymore.
Its a very confusing situation parenting and disciplining is.
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Old 2008-07-16, 06:58
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Hahaha... Great advice there...


BUT what if it were the female doing the spanking...
WHAT if it was a single mother raising a little hellion bastard who had no sense of discipline whatsoever?
Whats a mother to do?
He isn't going to stand in that corner or go to his room... Hes going to yell and maybe even attack.
He/She*
Send them to bootcamp or YDC... Thats just going to cause more conflict.
Plus that would be at an older age... At a younger age that lack of discipline is what snowballs into the giving up/not being in control of your child anymore.
Its a very confusing situation parenting and disciplining is.
Apologies to the OP for fucking jacking your thread's ass but ...
Yeah, my mom beat the shit out of me, not my dad, and I still kind of resent her for it. So I don't want to hit my babies. I haven't really thought about how exactly I'd want my husband to discipline the kids though. I just know I don't want violence in the house!
The thought of kids is greats, just like looking at them and feeding them and making them laugh and stuff... but the other stuff is too much thinking.
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Old 2008-07-16, 07:09
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-Bigger than me (I'm 5'9 and not a twig; every guy I've dated until the one I have now has been shorter and smaller than me, and it's really not pleasant)
-Very little body hair. I want a human, not a bear.
-Looks after himself (Exercises, bathes daily, brushes teeth, looks after hair, etc etc)
-Good dress sense.
-Not a cheapskate. I don't expect things bought for me but I like to be looked after.
-Animal lover.
-Nice to his parents. Not a mummy's boy, but respectful and pleasant.
-Nice to MY parents.
-Not religious.
-Preferably non smoker, but it's not really a make or break for me.
-Absolutely not a drug user. ... But weed is fine.
-Cuddly.
-Protective, but not clingy.
-Likes rock music. No hip hoppy rappity crap, I can't handle it.
-Not stubborn.
-Accepting and understanding.
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Old 2008-07-16, 07:13
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-mysognistic
-tells me what to do
-Extremely unstable ego
-can go from estatic to depressed in 3.1 seconds
-big ginger beard
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Old 2008-07-16, 07:14
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Is very well endowed
So he can compensate for your vagina?
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Old 2008-07-16, 07:17
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Awwww... You should know you're my exception. *Strokes your disgusting facial pubes*
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Old 2008-07-16, 07:19
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agreed... and well /rant.
and what a good convo/rant it twas.
i'm tired though. so goodnight.
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Old 2008-07-16, 08:02
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Apologies to the OP for fucking jacking your thread's ass but ...
Yeah, my mom beat the shit out of me, not my dad, and I still kind of resent her for it. So I don't want to hit my babies. I haven't really thought about how exactly I'd want my husband to discipline the kids though. I just know I don't want violence in the house!
The thought of kids is greats, just like looking at them and feeding them and making them laugh and stuff... but the other stuff is too much thinking.
My father came up with creative punishments, de-weed the garden (with gloves, but it's boring as fuck). He used to keep this book of math problems around, and as punishment, I would have to do it until I got all of them right. If I got one wrong, I would be given a new set to do.

Theirs a lot of worse things out there than beating your kids.
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Old 2008-07-16, 08:15
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My father came up with creative punishments, de-weed the garden (with gloves, but it's boring as fuck). He used to keep this book of math problems around, and as punishment, I would have to do it until I got all of them right. If I got one wrong, I would be given a new set to do.

Theirs a lot of worse things out there than beating your kids.
Agreed. A friend of mine makes his daughter write out lines whenever she does something bad. I'd die if I was her.
Hey, at the least the math book way, you learn respect and you get smarter at the same time. Win win.
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Old 2008-07-16, 16:26
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cmon where all the totse girls at, we guys need all the help we can get
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Old 2008-07-16, 17:47
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im not gonna lie..

-attractive
-tall
-not disgusting, seriously i dont want to hear about your shit and i dont want you to fart around me
-intelligent
-has interests that dont involve me
-not too controlling, but also doesnt let me get away with everything
-not shy
-willing to try new things
-good in bed. (come on, we all know if the sex isnt good the relationship isn't going to last)
-likes videogames
-funny (this is a MUST)
-doesn't drink too much
-no hard drugs (no needles)
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Old 2008-07-16, 18:22
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im not gonna lie..


-no hard drugs (no needles)
so is the crackpipe okay dokay?
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Old 2008-07-16, 19:10
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hmmm...

-Intelligent/Creative-someone willing to qualify an argument, literate, well-rounded in any fields.

-Funny-I have a sensitive perception of humor; I'll laugh at anything so long as it's done with confidence and doesn't always center around penis and vagina jokes.

-Confident--not arrogant or self-centered

-Musically inclined--i love drummers

-Movie-expertise

-Care-free/Not too damned serious

-Cooks

-Can listen and appreciate the music I like

-Can do manual labor!--If, for whatever reason, a guy is wearing nice shoes or an expensive watch and some dirty work needs to be done, bro....there's something incredibly attractive about a well-groomed, presentable man willing to get his hands dirty, that's all I gotta say. Whether it be yard work, or fixing the car when it breaks down in the middle of the road, I don't care; get dirty!

-Tattoos and piercings are preferable, too.

-Has a pleasant natural smell.

-Protective--values and cares for me; cares enough to call me out on something if they feel it's wrong.

-Respects his family and mine

Oh shit!...Proper grammar!!! I know this fits into the intellect part, but shit...some people

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Old 2008-07-16, 21:35
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what about hair length?
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Old 2008-07-16, 21:42
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hmmm...

-Intelligent/Creative-someone willing to qualify an argument, literate, well-rounded in any fields.

-Funny-I have a sensitive perception of humor; I'll laugh at anything so long as it's done with confidence and doesn't always center around penis and vagina jokes.

-Confident--not arrogant or self-centered

-Musically inclined--i love drummers

-Movie-expertise

-Care-free/Not too damned serious

-Cooks

-Can listen and appreciate the music I like

-Can do manual labor!--If, for whatever reason, a guy is wearing nice shoes or an expensive watch and some dirty work needs to be done, bro....there's something incredibly attractive about a well-groomed, presentable man willing to get his hands dirty, that's all I gotta say. Whether it be yard work, or fixing the car when it breaks down in the middle of the road, I don't care; get dirty!

-Tattoos and piercings are preferable, too.

-Has a pleasant natural smell.

-Protective--values and cares for me; cares enough to call me out on something if they feel it's wrong.

-Respects his family and mine

Oh shit!...Proper grammar!!! I know this fits into the intellect part, but shit...some people
Thats quite the ambitious list there.
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Old 2008-07-16, 23:15
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im not gonna lie..

-attractive
-tall
-not disgusting, seriously i dont want to hear about your shit and i dont want you to fart around me
-intelligent
-has interests that dont involve me
-not too controlling, but also doesnt let me get away with everything
-not shy
-willing to try new things
-good in bed. (come on, we all know if the sex isnt good the relationship isn't going to last)
-likes videogames
-funny (this is a MUST)
-doesn't drink too much
-no hard drugs (no needles)
That's me! Well, maybe minus the attractive bit, it's all subjective.
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Old 2008-07-17, 11:34
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hmmm...

-Intelligent/Creative-someone willing to qualify an argument, literate, well-rounded in any fields.

-Funny-I have a sensitive perception of humor; I'll laugh at anything so long as it's done with confidence and doesn't always center around penis and vagina jokes.

-Confident--not arrogant or self-centered

-Musically inclined--i love drummers

-Movie-expertise

-Care-free/Not too damned serious

-Cooks

-Can listen and appreciate the music I like

-Can do manual labor!--If, for whatever reason, a guy is wearing nice shoes or an expensive watch and some dirty work needs to be done, bro....there's something incredibly attractive about a well-groomed, presentable man willing to get his hands dirty, that's all I gotta say. Whether it be yard work, or fixing the car when it breaks down in the middle of the road, I don't care; get dirty!

-Tattoos and piercings are preferable, too.

-Has a pleasant natural smell.

-Protective--values and cares for me; cares enough to call me out on something if they feel it's wrong.

-Respects his family and mine

Oh shit!...Proper grammar!!! I know this fits into the intellect part, but shit...some people

So I'll pick you up at 08:00?
We so have to hook up.
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