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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2008-07-15, 02:28
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Question Your favorite male sex toy?
I'm thinking of buying a sex toy just for fun, and don't know which to buy. Give me advice, fellow masturbators! I'll probably just go with a Fleshlight because it's so popular, it must be at least decent.
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Old 2008-07-15, 03:17
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Don't buy a Ribbed flesh light. I heard it was really bad, and didn't work at all.

Buy a normal one and tell how it is.
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Old 2008-07-15, 03:22
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A female.
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Old 2008-07-15, 11:06
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A female.
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Old 2008-07-15, 12:33
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A female.
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Old 2008-07-15, 17:33
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A female.
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Old 2008-07-15, 17:38
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I'm thinking of buying a sex toy just for fun, and don't know which to buy. Give me advice, fellow masturbators! I'll probably just go with a Fleshlight because it's so popular, it must be at least decent.
You're going to use a Fleshlight once... maybe twice.

What they don't advertise with it is that after your 15 minutes of fucking a warm rubber hole you spend another 45 minutes cleaning your cum out of... well... out of a rubber hole. And they are, in fact, a bitch to clean.

My friend works at an "Adult Store".
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Old 2008-07-15, 17:42
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What they don't advertise with it is that after your 15 minutes of fucking a warm rubber hole you spend another 45 minutes cleaning your cum out of... well... out of a rubber hole. And they are, in fact, a bitch to clean.
just buy them in bulk, and use each one once. alhtough they probably don't sell fleshlights in bulk.
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Old 2008-07-15, 17:46
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just buy them in bulk, and use each one once. alhtough they probably don't sell fleshlights in bulk.
They will run about $40-$90 each.

You would be better off just buying Watermelons.
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Old 2008-07-15, 17:53
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You would be better off just buying Watermelons.
plus then you just cut around the used part and can still eat the rest.
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Old 2008-07-15, 18:06
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plus then you just cut around the used part and can still eat the rest.
Ohhh that's nasty.
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Old 2008-07-15, 20:52
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fuggles thats some seriously sick shit
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Old 2008-07-15, 23:32
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He's probably black.
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Old 2008-07-15, 23:49
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ahhh i was wondering how long after a watermelon reference would come a black one
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Old 2008-07-16, 02:38
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plus then you just cut around the used part and can still eat the rest.

qfmft!
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Old 2008-07-16, 02:41
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I have 3 fleshlight inserts and really enjoyed them until I got a woman. I never had much problem cleaning them out, just take out the insert and stick your sink faucet inside the openings and rinse.
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Old 2008-07-16, 02:43
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i'm not the one who is suggesting that he buys a watermelon each time he needs to fap. he would waste several hundred dollars a day. and no, i'm not black.
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Old 2008-07-16, 02:53
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You are already spending about that much on watermelon anyway though. Since, you are in fact black.
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Old 2008-07-16, 03:20
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http://lovedollsale.com/images/love_dolls/nicole_head_torso_silicone_love_doll.jpg
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Old 2008-07-16, 03:46
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I have to say, the dismemberment is a definite turn-off.
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