here in Sydney all these pilgrims and Catholics are getting ready for some kind of church event ...

i dont know much about it but im pretty sure it is exactly the same as a rock concert minus the music,drugs,violence

thanks to some quick studying i have found Catholicism is like a cult where a group of people follow a leader (pope)

they treat this pope like king and are willing to donate heaps of money...

if i were to dress up like a pope and accept donations would this be a good idea?

of course i am willing to take precautions, like if someone notices im not the pope i will laugh and say its a joke. and to be even more carefull i will have to 9mm glocks on me..

any help?

How You Fucked Up.
1) you live in Australia.
2)Totse is on Australia's terorism poster.
3)Australian Fedz probably read totse.
4) you plan to do this in Australia.
5)Australia is very cautious about terrorism.

thats ok as i plan to not get caught

i have read about the current pope:

1-he likes animals
2-he is against contraceptive devices

so i will say a quick speach on how each year countless numbers of mice are suffocated by condoms and then im in the clear

Fuck the pope. He's a lying con man.

im sure they will notice its not u, considering your probably a fat midget......then again u would have a retard to be catholic.....so you might be in luck

Do you look anything like this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:B...0-10052007.jpg

If not then you will fail.

perhaps if i wear one of those things the Muslim women wear

What about the kangaroos?

fixd*

Also, idk if you're trolling, but people know whether the pope is going to their town or not.

Yeah no. not gonna happen.

Again, not sure if ur trolling, but if not:

- The pope is like fucking world-famous. People know who he is
- People will be sus why the pope comes up without his shitloads of security and other priests, bishops, etc to random people and ask for money
- The pope has taken a vow of poverty and won't accept money from people.


Do your fucking homework.

the pope pimp slapped my mom
fucking pope

The pope doesn't travel with security. God protects her.

Wtf?? are you dumb, the catholics don't have lady priests let alone female popes, yes i know they have nuns, but not people with/in power.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan
her

wtf? number 1 that was like in the year 850.. second, see
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan#Analysis

It's a myth, they have no proof and say it's a medieval legend...

pfft

exactly!!

OP you're a fucking retard. 1) the pope is fucking old and there's no way in hell you'll be able to pull off looking just like him. If there's one kind of person that knows what the pop looks like it's catholics. that's like walking into yankee stadium in a jeter uniform and trying to just walkover to shortstop and play a few innings. 2) The pope has a shit ton of bodyguards and drives around in this do you have one of those? no. 3) People aren't just going to hand there wallets to the pope anyway. if anything people are going to want to shake your hand and ask for prayers, possibly in Italian, are you fluent in italian, no you're not.
OP you fail now gtfo.

I tried dressing like the pope for halloween a while back, it didn't go to well with black people. I think darkies might all be satan worshipers.

well at least you've done that much...