Im leaving my house late at night when my parents are asleep and ill have another guy with me.
have you guys got any advice on houses and just any basic info on robbing a mofo's house and how to choose one.
How will i tell if it has security systems etc. i live in an area where all the houses are on acreage like 5 acres or wateva so nobody is gonna hear us and its holidays at the moment if that makes any difference.
How long will it take to plan or can i just do it in one night after 11pm.

any advice appreciated thnx.

PS. this is just hypothetically speaking i probably wont do it.

You should probably wear some dark clothes. Nothing too suspicious though.

Wear many layers of socks over your shoes. So you can sneak like a ninja!

Oh and bring pepper spray just in case. You don't want anyone having a look at your face.

Not even going there, but probably not a good idea at all, and I'm guessing you're under 18...


Wouldn't risk it, he could end up ratting you out if he gets caught.

I'm sure there's a thread somewhere in BI on B&E/Home invasion.

You should do research on a target before you just blindly go after a house...

Holidays = people having a party/having company over/drinking/etc. Wait until it's a work week, or as I said before, research the times when nobody will be home.

A good robbery takes CAREFUL planning. You have to be utterly meticulous about it. And after dark isn't always the best way. Try during the day when everyone's at work/school, if possible.


Also, all this is hypothetical.

You'll probably get caught and carried off to jail.

Try killing someone instead.

Btw i cant trust the guy he is family.

Go car shopping instead or garage hopping. But if you really want to do this, wear gloves, something over your head and all black and all that shit. And a flashlight if u gonna do it at night. But you really should plan it out and try doing it in the daytime.

Good because you'd probably get arrested with such a lack of planning.

First of all, unless you know the people arent home dont do it at night. Do it while theyr at work.

Wear some normal clothes (black and green)

bring some bags for the stuff ur gonna steal, and bring something to help crack a safe (powders if its eletric-crowbar if all else fails)

To get it first check if the doors are open so you wont trigger an alarm, if there is nothing open break one of those small basement windows and thats your enrty point.

Bragging rights = epic fail

Advice? Like you need any.

A foolproof plan.

FUCK you house robbing bitches. Go rob someone on the street with your pistol. Unless your incredibly smart your gonna get killed doing that.