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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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  #1   Add Gold n Green to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-14, 08:43
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Alright, say you are friends with an ugly girl, like man she is so ugly it's yuck.

But you love her because she is a great girl.

For her birthday, you have decided to offer her sex (which she has asked for, to lose her virginity, perhaps jokingly), because you yourself are an attractive person who is lusted after frequently and would be quite a score for her.

Now, you have no way in hell of getting aroused by this girl. At all.

Is viagra a decent option? I don't know how this stuff works. Does it get you hard without arousal? Because if that is the case you could be fucking for hours with no end result for yourself. Or is it just like having normal sex, same duration, same feelings, just that it gives you that extra kick to get hard?

Because otherwise this isn't going to work.

Help please.
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Old 2008-07-14, 08:50
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oh dude youre in a pickle. viagra gives you a hard on no matter what, havent you seen tomcats? my opinion is that you take the V, then get smashed, unless of course viagra says no mixing with alcohol. take one for the team i guess.
good luck
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Old 2008-07-14, 09:41
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You're probably going to feel totally 'used' afterwards, despite the fact you did it willingly. Maybe you should reconsider this before you ruin a friendship with your repulsion
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  #4   Add BZP to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-14, 10:27
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Gross.

Don't do it, why bother?

Pay a mate $30 to do it or something, but don't let her know.

Or just say that you're seeing someone and can't do it.
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Old 2008-07-14, 10:29
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She's a great girl though. I would love to make her day.

What do you people know about the effects of viagra?
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Old 2008-07-14, 10:34
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She's a great girl though. I would love to make her day.

What do you people know about the effects of viagra?
It'll give ya a hard on thats gonna last for an hour pussy.

Now fuck the girl or don't.

You already knew you were gonna do it before you posted this. Quit wasting space.
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Old 2008-07-14, 10:39
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It'll give ya a hard on thats gonna last for an hour pussy.

Now fuck the girl or don't.

You already knew you were gonna do it before you posted this. Quit wasting space.
Pretty much this.
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Old 2008-07-14, 10:48
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I wanted to know if it feels nice or just feels like having a morning hardon and if you still get pleasure from it.
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Old 2008-07-14, 10:59
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Normal erection, artificially initiated.
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Old 2008-07-14, 11:24
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Shit, I wish MY first time was with someone who was complete unattracted to me, and was giving me a pity fuck.

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