theres a few dirty tricks u can learn that will give u the edge when ur fitghtin in the street

if u know ur goin to fight someone on your way there pick up a handfull of sand/dirt or salt and clench it in ur fist..it will make other think ur redy to throw punches but u secretly got that in ur hand and they dont know .....when ur about to get into it let him step forward first or lunge at u first then throw it into his eyes..its gona fuk him up...then side kick him in the legs and make him fall then grab him in a hold n poke his eyes out...once he goes limp kick him in the nuts a few more times..its gonna hurt when he comes too n check his pockets for anything u can steal from him.

WEAR HEAVY BOOTS


if u lack power or size ...i find its better to throw elbows rather then fists... its gonna help alot if ur a smaller/shorter guy

1.kick them in the nuts

2. poke them in the eyes

3.scratch him.. a personal favorite is to dig ur fingers up his nose n scratch make sure ur nail r big or its not gonna hurt as much

4.bite him...bite him wherever possible... most effective places r in the cheecks n fingers but its gonna b easier to bite him on his arms

5.whenever possible aim for his throat if u land a hit there hes gonna have trouble breathing...then u take advantage of that


but whether ur fighting dirty or not always remember ....SPEED is the key

if your planning on fighting dirty, just shiv the guy and after knock him the fuck out, chances are he isnt going to remember your face, or even know who you are

save ur knife for a time u want the fucker to die

So you get in fights regularly? Who would want to prepare for a streetfight anyway?. Is it to build your ego? Do you live in a bad neighborhood where avoiding isn't always available?

wat kind of fool doesnt want to prepare for a fight

One that doesn't want to go to jail, unless it's mma training or boxing.

I don't want my face slammed into concrete and then go to jail.

I say mace and then beat. Or act like you don't want to fight and then half way turn and come back with an uppercut street fighter style. Taser and mace= you being the victor. Throw things all the time and slap the guy with a brick. Just don't give a fuck.

If/When I'm in a fight:
1. Go in like a punch, half throw it, then dip down and back and kick them in the knee.
2. Wheel forward, knocking them onto their back.
3. Punch them in the crotch.
4. Nose.
5. Throat several times.
6. ????
7. Profit.

Always good to know how to fight, in case such a situation would ever arise.

I do a little bit of Krav, and thats one of the moves we do.

lolz@ tutorials on how to fight dirty....

u dont make any sense... when the cops see u fighting they dont care if you were prepared or not

Agreed...and this should REALLY be posted in Weapons and Combat.

mac 10 out the window and let it loose. empty the clip.

tell him to bite the curb.

Theres this one kid that lives by me, hes mentally challenged or something and hes always getting into fights. He fucking pulls back to swing at you for 10 seconds then goes around your head lol.

but my point is he fucking scratches and hes a little bitch. If you scratch you are a bitch.

NO

Mace him with mace foam and beat the shit out of him... Duh

Tazer+facestomp=winnar

Dave's insanity sauce plus super soaker.

Save those pennies and keep that shit legal.

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call it wat u want there is no rules...
didnt mean scratch like a girl scratches..... i take it uve never had anyone jam there fingernails up ur nose full force then swing em out scrtaching the inside of ur nose... it happened to me once it burned for days...id rather be knocked unconsious ...

I'm pretty sure spraying someone in the face with hot sauce is somehow illegal.

haha you lack power/size

Remember your health potion just in case he lands a critical for over 9000!

You fight like an absolute bitch.

Guide to winning to fights in 5 simple steps

Step 1: pull down pants

Step 2: take out penis

Step 3: get a boner and start hitting opponent rapidly with it and/or piss on him

Step 4:????

Step 5: Profit

in a streetfight you should ALWAYS want the fucker to die... the mental part makes up about 85% of the fight. You won't win wanting to 'just hurt him a little'. the rest of the fight is the 3 seconds or so when you stab him in the stomach and start stabbing the fuck out of him... remember to follow him down so that you can be sure he will never get back up.

I've seen UFC too.