Girls:

• Have you ever done it?
• Why did you do it?

i had an ex that used to do it when she wanted to do something else.
kind of a turn off if u ask me

I have never done it, first of all because it's very disrespectful to the other person, and you would be lying. Secondly, it's basically cheating because you are taking the easy way out and shorting yourself in order to make him feel better about himself and not have to deal with the fact of telling him he sucks. Why skirt around the issue when you could fix it by growing some balls?

I never have, but I would consider it if my boyfriend decided to make a huge issue out of my not cumming.

ya i agree, except the part where she grows balls

Once. With a one night stand. He was terrible, although I think he was a virgin... which he lied about.

I wouldn't do it with a guy I was in a relationship with. I would just show him how to do it right. I'm not shy about those things. Thats what relationships are all about anyway.

No one I've fucked has ever had to

I used to fake orgasms all the time...But rigging up the lotion bottle to squirt out of my cock was painful.

I jest...

Let her fake an orgasm...It makes the guy feel good and if she can't be straightforward and say "You're doing it wrong. Try this..." then she doesn't deserve an orgasm.

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Wow that seems to completly contradict your other thread...

In theory, this. However, what you have to remember is this could have a chain reaction type effect. You don't want to the guy to get the wrong ideas, and think certain things get girls off when really they don't. Might harm his future relationships and all.

In regards to her, that's the question I had in mind too.

But as to women faking orgasms for me?

I've done it....because it was taking too long and I lost interest in the whole thing.

I think they do it when they are not liking the thing.

The girls I've slept with have never faked an orgasm... ...instead they just laid there and said something along the lines of "Not going to happen" or "This isn't working for me" So you just tell them to talk about it and they say "Do this instead of x", which hurt so much then, but is what helped me get to where I am now.

I'm a guy, and i did it with my ex once.

Not because she was bad....at all.

see my dad was a pill head, i had something hurting, so he gave me an oxy.

then my girl came over and wanted to blow me. so i let her lick the rapper(im white).

well, i knew i wasnt gonna cum, and i felt so bad because she was doing a great job.

so i went "ooooo yeahhhhhhh, that was great" then i told her when i masterbate a lot i dont actually "cum" .


she bought it, but its not like i would have had to any time when i was sober.

If she's clued in at all, she probably knew you were lying and just didn't want to say anything. Oh well, oxy does make it VERY hard to cum.

Being a guy, I've never had to fake it. I'm comfortable saying "I don't think it's going to happen this time" I'm sure I COULD if I wanted to spend all day on it, but everyone gets tired.

Why didn't you just say "I took an oxy earlier so I'm probably not gonna cum." That has to be one stupid fucking girl if she believed that excuse.

Whats Oxy and where can i get it

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One pump chump ey?

No, just ask your girl...

Ha, great call. That doesn't change the fact that you ears pricked up the second you heard there was something that made people last longer.

Aaaand by the way, I lied, it wasn't a great call...

I never have. I don't see the point. Why encourage the guy to do something that doesn't work for me?

I have never had a girl fake an orgasm, but I've faked one once(strangely enough, as Im a guy). But only cause she had no idea what she was doing, and she lied to me about being a virgin(said she wasn't).

ur actually a tard! how did you fake an orgasm and have her believe you?
if she was giving u a hj or bj she would clearly see if u came.
if u wer having intercourse then how would her not knowing wat to do matter? u can just bend her over and fuck her until u cum. also why would she lie about NOT being a virgin.

something tells me you just made this up

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Busted!!

Fuck up, why would I make that shit up. I have nothing to achieve by making up stories to people I don't know on the internet. It sounds like you haven't even gotten with a woman before. She said that she wasn't a virgin cause she wanted to sound experianced, when all she did was lay there like a dead body and bleed a little. And no, she wasn't giving me a "hj" or a "bj", we were having sex, like I just said. I just told her I held it in.

She actually beleived you? and i still dont see why u didnt just fuck her til you came

How do you know a girl has never faked an orgasm with you? Nobody really knows. That statement alone proves that the rest of your post is bullshit. I have never known about a girl faking an orgasm with me, but thats the whole point of the word "faking". As in pretending to be real. So if she was a good faker then I would have no idea.

Anyway, my question is...do the majority of girls fake orgasms from time to time? And do girls get together and talk about it? Do you ever sit around making fun of guys who are terrible in bed?

I've never faked an orgasm.
Well, i talk to my girl friends about sex with my boyfriend, but we dont make fun of them.

We could be bad too.

For the guy who faked with the virgin, are you gay? When a chick lies about experience, you stick it in her ass. If she just lays there, play with her like a doll. Then tell her that all girls take it in the mouth and on the face.

If you don't know what it feels like when a women cums, you probably suck in bed. The vagina tightens and pulses, and your dick will get covered in thick white cum. Any chick who can fake it that Well, has excellent pc muscle control, and shouldn't need to fake unless you are exceptionally bad.

I'm a guy, but for some reason my fiance and her chick friends include me in their conversations about guys. Women are much worse than men for ridiculing skill. Most guys are apparently to small as well. They told me 6-9" is preferred, and they like thick ones. If you are at the maximum size for standard condoms, or require ones for thicker members, you are preferred.