totse.com | Do you clean up after you mastrubate?

high school janitor · #1 2008-07-13, 22:27

I usually leave my semen wherever it goes, the floor, my pillow, my clothes or my hand and never clean it up. My friend recently told me that was gross. I dont think it is gross but i dont know. Do you guys?

Silverfuck · #2 2008-07-13, 22:29

That is very disgusting.

fl · #3 2008-07-13, 22:30

Clean it up. It's your job!

CosmicZombie · #4 2008-07-13, 22:31

ya man thats kinda sick like on your pillow ? come on why not just get some dude too jizz on your face

The Faggot · #5 2008-07-13, 22:44

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Originally Posted by CosmicZombie View Post

ya man thats kinda sick like on your pillow ? come on why not just get some dude too jizz on your face

Yeah, I'll totally do it too.

nuclearrabbit · #6 2008-07-13, 22:57

NB4Someone says they eat it.

Mr._Self_Destruct · #7 2008-07-13, 23:00

Yes. I clean up.

iSoape · #8 2008-07-13, 23:01

Sex and Affection, although it'll probably get locked there. I'll check on this thread later to see if it did. And if it did, I'll know for future reference.

Apologies to the mods there if this thread isn't welcomed.

zuperxtreme · #9 2008-07-13, 23:01

IDK man, I eat my shit.

Agent 008 · #10 2008-07-13, 23:08

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Originally Posted by zuperxtreme View Post

IDK man, I eat my shit.

I just had to quote that.

Syloww · #11 2008-07-14, 00:03

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Originally Posted by The Faggot View Post

Yeah, I'll totally do it too.

Me too.

veIoLoYuicerSkfluv · #12 2008-07-14, 06:22

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck View Post

That is very disgusting.

I'd NEVER do that.

VinMetal666 · #13 2008-07-14, 07:43

Gross.

Feds In Town · #14 2008-07-14, 23:53

I just wipe my cum on a random dirty pair of boxers/shirt/sock. By the time I do laundry, MOST light colored articles of clothing have cum on them.

Do I care? No. Outta sight outta mind in the hamper, i don't see em again till they're clean.

Watcher1 · #15 2008-07-15, 00:00

How hard is it to wear a condom? Or even a sock...

colorsoc · #16 2008-07-15, 00:11

Why would I clean the mastabatorium out?

mythbuster13 · #17 2008-07-15, 00:39

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How hard is it to wear a condom? Or even a sock...

Do you really think these wankers have that many socs to last them a week?

Happloid · #18 2008-07-15, 02:52

the only place you can leave it is on your body, or if it's soaked in, you gotta do your best to get it outta there

PoopAndBallsacks · #19 2008-07-15, 03:53

Leaving it on the floor FTW.

JewBeater · #20 2008-07-15, 03:55

i just vacuum it up with my wonder cock.
http://www.circumstitions.com/Restric/Images/Botched/brij19.jpg

TruthWielder · #21 2008-07-15, 04:43

Leave it on the floor for your mother/father/sibling/room mate to see? Thats not only fucking gross, but just damn inconsiderate. I would be pissed.

torqueman · #22 2008-07-15, 04:57

Pinch the head of your dick and let it off in the trash...

Win A Free Ipod · #23 2008-07-15, 09:28

On Self/Under Covers. after which I towel off, but usually only because the wet spot annoys me as I try to fall asleep.

I wash my covers every week, so I suppose that counts for something.

noriega187 · #24 2008-07-15, 21:17

Thats what I do!

Especially if I fap in a bathroom, I just leave the cum all over the toilet seat for the next guy.

captain_pants · #25 2008-07-16, 07:54

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Originally Posted by high school janitor View Post

I usually leave my semen wherever it goes, the floor, my pillow, my clothes or my hand and never clean it up. My friend recently told me that was gross. I dont think it is gross but i dont know. Do you guys?

I'm not surprised that you do this, since you post here on totse it makes a lot of sense

DeliciousPun · #26 2008-07-16, 14:32

This thread made me laugh uncontrolably.

then puke.

Agent 008 · #27 2008-07-16, 14:58

steve-o13 · #28 2008-07-16, 18:47

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Rusalka · #29 2008-07-16, 20:49

Once my boyfriend masturbated into a sock.

While driving down the highway, having phone sex.

Agent 008 · #30 2008-07-16, 23:30

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once my boyfriend masturbated into a sock.

While driving down the highway, having phone sex.

Привет

CDAWG · #31 2008-07-17, 01:29

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Привет

All you said was hey...

I guess im the only one that has a designated "cum rag" consisting of a small towel I cum on an toss the the corner.

On Occasion When Ive stolen enough condoms to spare i cum in one, On other occasions ill use a sock,the extra friction feels good,but then i end up with only one good sock...Because im not a nasty little fucker like some of you

On the semi regular days ill cum on my girlfriend.(she hasnt got to the point where she wants it on her mouth)
But im fine with letting it squirt on her chest.

Daran · #32 2008-07-17, 08:18

I always wank in my room and when i'm about to come, I open up my closet door and jizz inside there. It smells awful now and I don't put anything in there anymore.

My mom almost opened it and I yelled at her until she left my room. The floor has so many spots you can easily tell, and if you couldn't tell by that, the smell will get you.

Tooceep · #33 2008-07-26, 08:26

This thread gives me a boner. I used to use a jizz rag, basically my blanket, now I use towels.