totse.com | Revenge with a Blunt

jojo_r_thug · #1 2008-07-12, 02:13

So I had a former friend jack $100 dollars from me the other night. I gave the money to him for a quarter of chronic but he never came back with the bud and now I want revenge.

So, I was planning on taking a blunt wrap and rolling up a fire cracker (with the fuse pulled out) to give him a nice surprise when he tokes up. I was thinking of putting it in the middle and packing weed in on both ends to make it look normal. This kid smokes all the time and I know w hat time he leaves for work. I was going to get to his house before he goes to work and slip the blunt in through an open window in his car, or leave it somewhere he would see it in the event that his car windows are up. The only flaw that I can spot in my plot is that I won't be able to see the look on his face when it blows up...

Any tips/suggestions on how to improve on this plan?

Anirak · #2 2008-07-12, 02:29

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Originally Posted by jojo_r_thug View Post

So I had a former friend jack $100 dollars from me the other night. I gave the money to him for a quarter of chronic but he never came back with the bud and now I want revenge.

So, I was planning on taking a blunt wrap and rolling up a fire cracker (with the fuse pulled out) to give him a nice surprise when he tokes up. I was thinking of putting it in the middle and packing weed in on both ends to make it look normal. This kid smokes all the time and I know w hat time he leaves for work. I was going to get to his house before he goes to work and slip the blunt in through an open window in his car, or leave it somewhere he would see it in the event that his car windows are up. The only flaw that I can spot in my plot is that I won't be able to see the look on his face when it blows up...

Any tips/suggestions on how to improve on this plan?

Don't you think he might find it strange to find a blunt laying on his car-seat when he gets up in the morning? I certainly wouldn't just pick it up and smoke it without taking it apart and inspecting it first.

jojo_r_thug · #3 2008-07-12, 02:47

^^ I had thought of this. But I'm pretty sure he will just light it up. Being both retarded and high all the time he will most likely just figure that he rolled it and forgot about it.

SquishFace · #4 2008-07-12, 03:03

Instead why don't you just make it a blunt laced with PCP, the results will be much funnier and when he picks it up he wont feel a hard lump in the middle of it.

RadicalApex · #5 2008-07-12, 03:28

Why don't you just beat his ass and demand your money.

jojo_r_thug · #6 2008-07-12, 03:55

Well I did consider lacing it with something else other than a firecracker. But I have this image in my head of this kid ( who is a huge wigger piece of shit BTW ) ripping the blunt in his car and all of a sudden there is just a huge BANG! and the blunt wrap and bits of weed go everywhere. Not to mention a significant portion of the blunt is probably going to end up being blown into the back of his throat at a tremendous velocity.

Now that I'm thinking though, I could just lace the middle of the weed with gunpowder. Would this have a similar effect?

Anirak · #7 2008-07-12, 04:00

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Originally Posted by jojo_r_thug View Post

Well I did consider lacing it with something else other than a firecracker. But I have this image in my head of this kid ( who is a huge wigger piece of shit BTW ) ripping the blunt in his car and all of a sudden there is just a huge BANG! and the blunt wrap and bits of weed go everywhere. Not to mention a significant portion of the blunt is probably going to end up being blown into the back of his throat at a tremendous velocity.

Now that I'm thinking though, I could just lace the middle of the weed with gunpowder. Would this have a similar effect?

No, it wouldn't. The gunpowder would just burn really quickly. It would be funny, but a low-powered firecracker would be exponentially more hilarious. If you say he is stupid enough to light it up, then do it.

absolutecaliber · #8 2008-07-12, 04:00

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Originally Posted by jojo_r_thug View Post

Well I did consider lacing it with something else other than a firecracker. But I have this image in my head of this kid ( who is a huge wigger piece of shit BTW ) ripping the blunt in his car and all of a sudden there is just a huge BANG! and the blunt wrap and bits of weed go everywhere. Not to mention a significant portion of the blunt is probably going to end up being blown into the back of his throat at a tremendous velocity.

Now that I'm thinking though, I could just lace the middle of the weed with gunpowder. Would this have a similar effect?

yeah he would probly like get higher and burn his lips lol

use pcp instead... go break into a metaphyscist house he is an embalmer lol

unfrgvncure · #9 2008-07-12, 06:27

thats retarted revange. what will you get out of it? -5 bucks for the firecrackers.
I was thinking you would atleast lace the weed and make him travel to another dimension for about a month, not a pussy ass little firecracker.

+ when u lite a fire cracker it doesnt go.... boom.. it goes ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss s... pop

I think he will take it out his mouth once it starts to sssssssssssssssssssssssss

Acacia · #10 2008-07-12, 07:21

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Originally Posted by SquishFace View Post

Instead why don't you just make it a blunt laced with PCP, the results will be much funnier and when he picks it up he wont feel a hard lump in the middle of it.

It'd be much too expensive to get a blunt dipped in sherm. Not to mention finding one of the few hook ups on it.