Re: Getting Revenge at someone on my street...
Make a hand sized block of ice and throw it through his window at night, no chance of fingerprinting at all. Also, don't dress like a goddamn ninja or something in a cape and a black ski mask, just wear a dark sweatshirt, and some baggy pants. After you do it, take off, and then walk casually to your house.
Bleaching his lawn would also be a good idea, as you suggested, because he seems to love it so much. Or, you could of course just kill both his dogs while they are sleeping with some type of poison. Although, I don't suggest trying to make any type of poison, as you will likely kill yourself. Glass dust in their food, if their food is outside. This will cause internal bleeding, and a slow painful death.
But seriously, don't fuck with the animals, it's not their fault they have a douchebag owner. I'd go with the ice through his largest window. Also, right after he gets a new window put in? Smash that one too.
Last edited by Johnathon_Doerty; 2008-07-11 at 19:26.
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