Forgive me for posting this here, but it has to be said:

You really remind me of Luke from Big Brother. I don't know why though, you're both pretty lulzy about fairly pointless things.

It's a good thing by the way ;)

Conspiracy or not? Is Luke from Big Brother somehow got internet access so he can still post on Totse?

Let it be known that all men are created equal and all women destroy men just as equally.

Unless Luke wears shiny tight black leather crotchless cowboy pants, while dancing with a Greek cross-dresser under a colored stroboscope in a darkened back bedroom, you're just shit out of luck there, reject.

Hate to be the one to break this to you.

Spoken like someone from a disfunctional family who has zero real experience with real women.