Ok this is no troll. My mom saw on the news that kids are beer bonging into their assholes. They're doing this because the alcohol hits your lower intestine almost instantly which makes you feel drunk. The reason kids do it because its smell, and trace of ever consuming something is undetectable by normal people. You would obviously have to have blood tested to prove it's there.

So over all has anybody heard of doing this? I know it's not bullshit. It just seems like a good way for students to get drunk in school undetected. Except for their behavior, but you can bullshit anything with no smell on you.

An alcohol enema would probably be better with some hard alcohol, read about some guy doing that and killing himself.

I saw steveo do this same thing on a jack ass movie. Because of the carbonation, you basically have a pretty foamy shit shotgun afterwards

dude a foam shotgun shooting out my anus is not worth it. just buy a fifth, mix it with a soda or dump it into a waterbottle. drink during your lunch. this is what i did in school. eat food after so you metabolize the alcohol sooner and the smell is gone.

Kill your self.

Ill bet I could pull this off on my lunch break.

This is just plain stupid.

*waves*

Disgusting. While your lower intestines may absorb the alcohol faster and give you that drunk feeling, it could kill you if you have to much.

Plus, who wants to see some dude drop there pants at a party and empty a beer into there asshole?

dude i do this all the time when im low on beer
try it