we've laughed at plenty of retarded stuff when I've been high, but I can think of one thing that stands out in my mind.

One day I was watching TV, and I saw the funniest show I've ever seen in my life. I couldn't breathe for the whole half hour.

Little people big world. Every time it showed that midget dude on that motorized cart I lost it. And don't even get me started on the little cave woman.

I was tripping pretty hard on my way back from seeing Roger Waters, and this crackhead comes out of nowhere through traffic and starts doing magic tricks and dancing and asking for money. We ended up holding up traffic for close to a minute while people were yelling and honking, and then when we hand him the two bucks, he stuffs one in his pocket, lights the other one on fire in front of us, and sprints into traffic again almost getting hit by a bus. It was fucking epic and I was really fucking confused.

once me and my friend paul were crusin down a well-traveled road around rush hour smokin a blunt and we went through an intersection and right as we were going through this guy got hit by a car that didn't stop in time and he went flying and almost hit my truck...LOL...needless to say we kept driving and were laughing our asses off like crazy.

Saw Der Furher's Face while trashed on DXM. I dunno why it was so funny, but the human characters looked like melted candles.

imagine how hilarious it would be if you were a little person, topic starter.

trippin coming home from les claypool i swear i saw a car ramp off the road. i couldnt sotp laughing...then we went down a 1 way street and ico uldnt stop laughing

THEN we ran over glass, and the driver didnt believe me that it was glass

it was epic lol

What the fuck

Nice one ya got there skipper

a kid jump off his own roof
he lived tho, just got up and limped away
also i saw a retard fight his dad

Some friends and I were rather out of it hanging out in a hotel room. We started watching this Disney show called Phineas and Ferb, and it was the most ridiculous, hilarious show ever.

Although it turns out that it's pretty funny even while sober, despite being a Disney kid's show.

Watching the Oblongs on adult swim on a 2nd plateau DXM was hilarious.

Reminds me of a time I was smoking with a friend at a house I was watching while they were out of town, but we were watching the Wizards of Waverly Place and oh my God, that was awesome. I'd never seen it before either.

The funniest thing I ever saw high was when it was winter and snowing, my little brother and his friend threw alot snowballs with rocks in this womans house. His friend has a very large head. The woman was our neighbor and knew my brothers face and followed hom home. She is about 55 and very ugly. She was telling my mom what he did and she talks very raspy and what they did was funny anyways. Then the big headed kid yelled RAWWW while she was talking and she pushed him down and called him a litle fucker. I was rolling.
The second funniest thing I saw while high was when my little brother took a bunch of fake crack in sandwich baggies and was throwing them in random peoples car.

Les Dennis' Home videos. Turned it on by accident, was in tears for 30 minutes at how pathetic the videos were.

meat spin

Christmas 2006. I was walking with my buddy back to his house after having quite a session with a couple of friends. As we were walking, we noticed that there was a car a little ways down the road, and it was driving alot faster than anyone else on the road (which wasn't too many people cause it was like 3 in the morning) so, when the car got around 50-70 feet ahead of us, the guy in the passengers seat stuck his hand out the window, and let go of a carton of eggnog while they were driving like, 80ish MPH. It flew right towards me and my buddy and hit him right in the nuts, smashing all over him, and getting eggnog everywhere. It looked pretty painful for my buddy, but I fucking fell over I was laughing so hard.

Good times.

The funniest thing i saw well one of the funniest was well have you seen employee of the month and you got that chinky looking guy that kisses the other guys ass all the time and looks funny as fuck.

Well we was in this pizza place ordering some pizza cause we was high obviously. and the guy walked in and as soon as I saw him i burst out of laughing so much and then I walked out the door and burst out laughing again and he knew I was laughing at him and he called me a "prick" as well that was funny

You had to be there.

Haha I've had shit like that happen, hilarious laughing attacks.

Well this one dude who reminded me of a cross between this one gay kid I know and another gay kid I know, and I was laughing at him and his knockoff job at a Burrito joint. So The manager comes in and this kid who I'm laughing at tries to make a joke to the manager: "Yah, we need to mix some LSD in this kid's burrito" and the manager just WALKED away, as the kid stood there full of fail.

You had to be there but even this black lady behind me was laughing. It was OOOPOOOOC. Whitily.

not the funniest, but quite recent -

me and 2 friends are chillin in a park quite stoned, and some other friends of ours walk up to say hi. they had their backs to the tarmac path that goes round the park and we were facing it obviously. just as the guy starts saying hi, this fucking 3 wheeled back to the future fucking motor tricyle thing goes CAINING round the path and disappears into the distance. we couldnt stop laughing. still dont know what it was.

me and my friend wer very very high, and we decided to go on this ropeswing. this was a big fucking ropeswing btw. i went on an it was scary as fuck, the drop at the highest point was at least 35ft. anyways my fat fuck of a friend decides to try it out. he slips as he starts to swing so that hes holding on by a thread, the best bit was when his grip failed him at the highest point and he falls headfirst into a load of thorns and breaks his wrist. im like, "dude; u wanna spliff?":D

We were walking to this park in a fairly ghetto area, it was getting dark but not quite dark yet, sunset, and anyway there were these 2 kids on the swings, about 10 or 11 I'd say. Anyway, they got scared/intimidated by us [for no reason really, we weren't even going to that bit of the park, the opposite side to have a smoke and chill] but anyway as we were walking, one of them was swinging really high, but obviously got scared, and he tried to get off the swing whilst it was still swinging. It resulted in him face planting the floor and us lol'ing our bollocks off at him. We did ask him if he was all right, but he just ran away with his mate.

I did feel pretty bad, but ya know, watching somebody face plant the floor hard IRL is too lulzy.

Me and my friend were high and we were driving to Mccdonalds and we seen a guy on a bike run into a car...

I lawl'd epicly, I even got out and started lawling at him.

Smoked a joint and a few bowls and was incredibly stoned, Airplane! was on tv.

Good times had by all.

GREAT flick!

GREAT flick!

It surely fucking is.

I dont know if this was the funniest thing but once when me and friends just got done smoking a blunt we were hungry so we went through the mcdonalds drive through. We ordered our shit and started to pull around and I forgot that you have to stop at the first window so I just drove past it lol. Then I realized it and backed up but there was someone behind us so I couldn't back up that far.

Then he tells us the total so I'm telling my dumbass friend to hand over his money for his shit and he hands me some change and I look and I'm like "this isnt enough you dumbfuck". So we tell the dude at the window to take one of the drinks off the order. Then he is like "ok $1.07" and were like 'what no we don't just want that just take one of the drinks off' so then he does and he tells us the amount so I try handing him the change and I drop like 2 dimes cause I'm so baked.

Then when we get the food they hand us the bag and then the lady obviously didnt get the message and holds out 2 drinks and me being the stoned dumbfuck I'm like 'we only got one' and shes just like 'what' I'm like "NVM" and take the drinks and proceed to laugh my ass off cause only someone who is high would have that much trouble at the drive thru of mcdonalds.

a while ago i was smoking a blunt and hotboxing my car with a friend while i was stuck at the metering lights after the toll booths on the Bay Bridge. So we were moving pretty fucking slow and all the people in the cars were pointig and laughing at us. So we couldnt stop laughing then a black guy pulls up next to us I roll down the window and a plume of smoke billows out and i let him take a couple hits from the blunt.:D and then he drove off. It was mostly funny seeing the expressions on peoples faces that were driving next to us.

OMFG thats my favorite show to watch when fuxxored! Did u see the one where the dad midget is standing on a porch and he loses his grip on that walking cane thingy and falls off? He tumbles down a hill like a rag doll, i rofled all over the place for 10 minutes straight. :D

there are police all over that place.

one time i smoked some dank bud (the kind that smells through 4 bags and sticks to itself COMPLETELY after u break it all up) and i was watching espn.

there was a commercial for X games or something and it was this character dressed up like a robot that was in the band kiss.....he said he wanted to break things then he took a vase, slammed it on the ground infront of his super computer thing and yelled "I just pretended that was Brian Deegans! muahahaha!"

i dont know but it was funny.

Me, my bro, and my friend were fucked up on weed, beer, and k-pins. We were fuckin around at some abandoned batting cage place, and we hear a train coming down the tracks in front of the batting cage place. Anyway the train stops, and is about to back up and my dumbass friend decides to run up and put a penny on the tracks, this is like 2 am too. So we all go hiding behind this transformer thing waiting for the train to back up, we waited like 10 mins. then we see cop lights on the other side of the train. We were like oh fuck, we were all still ducked down behind this transformer box, with beers in our hands, obviously fucked up out of our mind. Then this nigger gets out of the train and starts yelling at the cops to arrest us for a terroristic attack and federal charges and all this shit and points to where we were. I threw my beer in the bushes, but my dumbass friend just stands up with the beer in his hand, and it happened that my friend was a friend with the cop that was interrogating us so, he just told us to go home, and the nigger that jumped out of the train was so pissed, you could hear him cussing like a 1/4 mile away while we were walking home laughing our asses off.

one time after smoking like 10 million blunts i laughed so hard my lungs came out. i couldn't breathe for like an hour, it was so lulz.

OMFG thats my favorite show to watch when fuxxored! Did u see the one where the dad midget is standing on a porch and he loses his grip on that walking cane thingy and falls off? He tumbles down a hill like a rag doll, i rofled all over the place for 10 minutes straight. :D

OMG. I'm really glad I didn't, as I probably wouldn't have survived it

But yeah dude amazing show to watch high.

I was walking down the street with my friend last year, High as a kite after having smoked several bowls and finding it slightly difficult to walk. We were smoking a joint whilst walking to our destination. So we're walking along and we see this guy standing out on the street, yelling up to this woman on the second floor who I presume is (was) his girlfriend. She's throwing his clothes and belongings down onto the sidewalk and we stop to observe. This guy get's pissed and gets all tough and in our faces, then, as if on cue, we hear a womanly voice yell "HEY FAGGOT!!". He looks up and a VCR falls on his face, breaking his nose and sending streams of blood down his face. He immediately drops to the sidewalk and screams "AH...WHAT THE SHIT!!" and starts crying a little. Then, as if also on cue, 3 black guys in a car stop right next to us and say "DAMN, NIGGA GOT FUCKED UP!".

I fell to my knees laughing. We ended up smoking what had to be a couple ounces of weed with my friends and the forementioned black folk. It was the funniest, bloodiest, most weed filled day ever.

Can't remember, when i was first smoking pot, laughing and shit.

One of those momments... was maybe ten plus years ago.

Once I was sitting on my friends back porch smoking a bowl, and watched a little kid fall out of a tree. It was hilarious because we didn't even know he was there, then BAM! Waaahhh!!

And one of the first times I got high, the scene from Zoolander where Mugatu throws his coffee in his servants face almost made me piss my pants.

i remember one of my 1st times high. Me, J and R had just finished smoking a lot of some really good weed. we went to a taco bell drive thru and J orders. when the lady on the speaker asks what kind of drink he wants he yells SODA!
at which me R start rofl. then the lady says back what kind of soda? J yells back COKE! to which we start laughing even more. then the lady says we dont have coke to which J yells FUUUUCK!. by the end of the order we were all roflcoptering

When I dropped acid me and my friends were hanging out at school (we didn't have a class/period) and this douchebag comes along with a big ass broken-off-of-something metal pole and is doing some sword spinning shit (he's hawaiian and he eats fire and shit like that) and one of my friends goes "Hey let's go get Alex's golf balls out of his car" so he runs and gets them. Well hawaiian kid who's about four foot six (I swear) tosses up a golf ball and right before he heits it, my friend who is about to get whacked on accident fucking DROPS like a bomb went off or some shit. Seriously he dropped quicker than a snap of the finger. At this point I was already laughing my ass off ("Goddamn... talk about pussy to the pavement...")Well hawaiian kid starts pitching himself golf balls and hitting them at the school.

And then you sped off and nailed a little girl on a bicycle, didn't you!?

Funniest thing I can remember right now: Me and my friend had just finished ripping out of my hvy and we were just sitting on my couch high as shit and he asks," Yo, do you smell something burning?" Then he looked down at the cuff of his hoodie and saw it was on fire so he immediately started bashing his wrist on his pants and swatting at it with his other hand. He thought it had gone out but it took him a couple seconds to realize that it hadn't. When he realized it was still on fire he ripped his hoodie off and stamped it out on the ground. I was fucking balling because I was laughing so hard the whole time.

I Can recall a 42o when me and a freind skipped school and blazed down by the rive accross these train tracks.I saw a boat and we ran from it because it was the suposid coast guard. when we got to the last of the four tracks a train was comming really close. i just stood there but this kid ran infront of a train because he had the blunt roach.i thought he was dead... but he was on the other side.

Mine isnt too funny or ne thing but it was certainly an experience...
It was my senior year of high school I think...and I had been doing fentanyl patches for over a year well I had this idea of chewing on the patch itself to see what it would do..oh but I decided this idea in the middle of my english college prep class so we had presentations to do and we are all in groups and all had to participate and get up and say some bullshit things whatever well my group got up and all i remember is looking around the room...everyone looked like 2 headed zombies...i started swaying back and fourth and my eyes like yea I think I was nodding out or something I dont even know...

apparently i was pretty baked out..i just kept seeing creatures coming near me in the class room..i dont think i spoke like i was supposed to...i was trippping on the 100mcg patch..

luckily after that class i got to leave for my vocational school which i did skip for the day i went home and "rested"

the next day a guy who sat in front of me asked what i was trippin on i said nothing..

Me and a couple friends smoked a bunch of weed in a lung, then returned to one of their parents places. We watched a kid go down the street on his scooter, then in slow motion he fell off the scooter and rolled down the street a bit. You had to be there to fully understand how funny it was.

My sister and I were smoking at this park at like 1 in the morning and we saw this lady just walking around in this sunhat. Then later that night we were driving down this street towards our house and we saw the same hat lady. Then we went home and watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the 90's original). I don't know which was funnier...

my mates rabbit trying to fuck his dog. it does it all the time. it's some funny shit!

At my friend's old house back in the hood, there was an apartment complex right across the street with a parking lot out front. Well there was this old lady who was either completely mental, or a tweaker, or both, well...she had this white piece of shit hatchback parked out there that literally looked like it was painted with white-out. Big-ass sloppy paint blotches all over it, scrapes, scratches, etc. etc.

Well periodically, usually ever 30 minutes, this lady would come rushing out of her apartment in a bathrobe, sometimes with hair rollers in, armed with a wad of paper towels and Windex, and start going to town on this car. Wipe wipe wipe, top to bottom, scrubbin' the fuck out of it. Didn't matter if it was clean or dirty either...

Pretty damn hard to convey to someone else in a comedic sense without them being there, but it was always a good time for us to sit on the porch and hit the bong as crazy-ass tweaker lady did her thing.

I was tripping pretty hard on my way back from seeing Roger Waters

That concert was absolutely amazing. Roger Waters fucked my brain with that one.

Anyway, me and my friends were tripping on acid in a nature reserve and start walking back towards the entrance. I don't know what caused me to say this, but I said to my friends "Wouldn't it be funny if there was a cow in the path on the way back?"

Didn't make much sense at the time, but sure enough halfway through the path to get to the parking lot (about 2 miles long) there's a mother fucking cow. Standing in the path. Just standing there. Mooing away.

The fucker wouldn't move, and he was pretty much standing in the way of the only way to get back to the parking lot. My one friend gets behind it and starts trying to push it and the thing wouldn't budge. Just kept making this loud stubborn moo.

Anyway, anticlimactic but it eventually moved out of the way. We all got quite a laugh out of it especially from what I said before. Still trying to figure that out :)

I'm sure there are much funnier, but since my brain is the metaphorical equivalent to scrambled eggs I can't remember any.

I was in a bank fucking TRIPPING my ass off on mushrooms and it was prety obvious to everyone there. It took me ten minutes just to figure out which card to use and then another 15 to get the bank machine working. While all this shit was happening, some little kid walked up beside me and I waved and said hi. Out of nowhere, the kids dad came running over, shoved me away from his kid and said "fuck off and don't talk to my kid ever again" and he literally ran out of the bank.

Everybody there was giving me wierd looks, but I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.

LOL A bank sounds like a terrible place to be while tripping... especially trying to use an ATM...

Every time I get high I have crazy things happen to me, they're so goddamn funny. And the weird thing is that these things would only happen to me if I was high, no chance sober

I'm gonna break the trend a little here. Once time when I was high, I was walking by my cabinet style closed dresser which was 2 or 3 feet taller than me, and all of a sudden my biology textbook fell off of the top of it and landed on my head. It was so fucking weird, because I didn't bump anything, I just walked up and it fell on me.

Haha, slow motion makes everything better

I was in the hospital waiting on my mom in UCSF medical center and these ridiculous over weight black women kept yelling at each other than ones phone started ringing and she began yelling black obsenities and making a scene it was amusing but not the funniest

lol i got a good one.

when i first started smoking when i was like, 15 or so with my friend, he and i were sophmores in highschool, and this junior was dealing with my friend and they went to sell bud to some black guys that were like, in their 30s that nevver smoked pot before..

so yeah thats like WTF? 30+ year olds smoking with underclassmen from a highschool LOL@dat (situational irony) so then the really fat black guy is smoking the joint for the first time, and its getting really short, to the point where he's burning his fingers but still trying to smoke it. i could see NOTHING. it was like, 9PM at night in the fall and he was like smoking this, these two black guys were invisible compared to the backrond from my friends porch and the black guy was trying to smoke a joint that was like, a centimeter and when he inhaled, his eyes would get REALLY wide and you could see the shine of his white teeth.

I laughed and choked for about 10min expecting him to INHALE that fucking joint, literally. my friend and i were laughing histerically at just how weird the situation was.

and then there was the firs time i tried gel tab acid. i grabbed my friends broom and pretended it was a paint brush, and i 'painted' his dog. lol, i was sitting in a chair, one hand holding a kaleidoscope, another hand holding a broom and the dog was just sitting there, cause he liked the feeling of it. the dogs claws were so long i remember thinkking my friends dog was a sloth. lolololol

On 4/20 last year, my friend Chad decided to sing a bunch of soul songs to the cashier at the corner store. Amazing that cops weren't called.

Two examples.

A friend of mine and I was tripping on a heavy dose of 2C-I. Friend apparently thought he could try to freak me out asking "what if aliens landed over there?" I then held my bag of 2C-I in the air, shook it, and said "WANT SOME 2C-I? PARTY ON THE MOTHERSHIP!" You may not think that's funny, but we were tripping balls, so we laughed as hard as we could for five minutes straight. Apparently he thought I said "I'm fucked up as a mother fucker!" instead of "party on the mothership!" I told him what I actually said, then we laughed full force.

Another time when I was stoned, I had the munchies. I then poped some food in the microwave, punched in a randon number, and when I decided it cooked long enough I stopped it. The timer landed on 4:20. That was awesome.

After smoking about 14g between the three of us(we were in the kitchen for what seemed like eternity) and so.. the stoned as fuck little kids we were decided we needed more weed.

We called a guy and only having 10 dollars, bought a gram and set off to meet him in a grocery store parking lot. When we got there, we waited.. and waited.. soon enough buddy came and his friend got out of the passenger side and walked across the parking lot about 100' to ask us for the money. We handed him a nice purple 10 dollar bill. He walked back to the car and the driver got out(the guy we called, hopefully obvious). He threw a grocery bag over perfectly to us(about a meter from us). We look inside and it's a rock and a gram.

I just thought it was hilarious that we got a gram in such an odd fashion and in such a large bag for the minuscule amount that we bought.

We didn't even smoke the weed, not that it would have got us more stoned. I don't think it would have been possible at that point. We'll, probly I guess.. what ever not the point.

We all laughed and I hope you guys do.

My sister and I were smoking at this park at like 1 in the morning and we saw this lady just walking around in this sunhat. Then later that night we were driving down this street towards our house and we saw the same hat lady. Then we went home and watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the 90's original). I don't know which was funnier...

Speaking of hats, I remember being drunk and possibly breaking into a portable and chilling for a while on the couches(summer school for like grade 5's would be sweet). On our way back(forgot to say I was with two friends) we saw this Chinese women wearing a traditional Chinese straw hat, in a robe, carrying a bundle of wheat down the side walk at like 4 in the morning. It's probly one of the most fucked up things I've seen in my life.

I nominate this for best so far.

After smoking about 14g between the three of us(we were in the kitchen for what seemed like eternity) and so.. the stoned as fuck little kids we were decided we needed more weed.

We called a guy and only having 10 dollars, bought a gram and set off to meet him in a grocery store parking lot. When we got there, we waited.. and waited.. soon enough buddy came and his friend got out of the passenger side and walked across the parking lot about 100' to ask us for the money. We handed him a nice purple 10 dollar bill. He walked back to the car and the driver got out(the guy we called, hopefully obvious). He threw a grocery bag over perfectly to us(about a meter from us). We look inside and it's a rock and a gram.

I just thought it was hilarious that we got a gram in such an odd fashion and in such a large bag for the minuscule amount that we bought.

We didn't even smoke the weed, not that it would have got us more stoned. I don't think it would have been possible at that point. We'll, probly I guess.. what ever not the point.

We all laughed and I hope you guys do.



Speaking of hats, I remember being drunk and possibly breaking into a portable and chilling for a while on the couches(summer school for like grade 5's would be sweet). On our way back(forgot to say I was with two friends) we saw this Chinese women wearing a traditional Chinese straw hat, in a robe, carrying a bundle of wheat down the side walk at like 4 in the morning. It's probly one of the most fucked up things I've seen in my life.

Yeah that would definitely have me laughing my ass off if it happened to me.

Another time was when I pulled up to the light and this huge nig in a truck was smoking a cig, and I was in the passanger seat with no cigs, so i yelled GIMME A CIG! and he threw me a pack with 1 stick left.

Then I got 16 feva, 16 feva.

gotta love random acts of kindness

little people big world. Every time it showed that midget dude on that motorized cart I lost it. And don't even get me started on the little cave woman.

OH EM GEE that show is definitely top notch 420 entertainment. right up there with How it's Made and those Discovery Health documentaries on Brookhaven Obesity clinic.

once i was smoking pot in a field with my friend and the first thing i took notice of after i toked was two fruitflies fucking on a nearby leaf. we watched them go at it for the next two minutes. it was classic.

one time it was raiining and i went to this dealers house in kincardine for meth and i didnt know them that well but i thought he was ripping me and my friends off sao i looked in the package it was in paper, and all the meth fell on the step in front of his door and he got mad and said 'get the fuck outta here' and we drove 45 minutes to get there and my friend was mad cause it was half his money but it was okay because i owed him 20 bucks and i just told him he doesnt owe it to me anymore.

You just got played like a bitch, little sissy fag boy. Go ahead and tuck your small penis.

jesus smoking a cig on the street corner. aint shittin

Yeah that would definitely have me laughing my ass off if it happened to me.

Another time was when I pulled up to the light and this huge nig in a truck was smoking a cig, and I was in the passanger seat with no cigs, so i yelled GIMME A CIG! and he threw me a pack with 1 stick left.

Then I got 16 feva, 16 feva.

Not all that funny I suppose, but certainly awesome. Good deal haha.

One time after a friend and I were blazin we saw a guy driving on the woring side of the highway (yeah, there was a median)... that definitely tops it for me XD

I watched a Klondike commercial and then my friends like "id do this for a klondike bar" and started licking this girl on her face

idk it was really funny at the time

2 cops get shot.

Funniest thing has to be when my friends and I were eating at Moes and in the table behind us was a real life oompa loompa, like I'm not shitting you. It was a retarded kid w/ an orange skin tone, 3' tall and w/ the same haircut that was there w/ his family and he was turned around staring at us the whole time. Had to walk out b/c I was laughing so hard.

*wishes I would have taken a picture w/ my phone

The mcdonalds one reminded me of a pretty long story which id comepltely forgotten about.

Basically me, and 2 of my friends went to see harold and kumar 2. afterwards we needed some munchies so we went to mcdonalds (this was like, midnight i guess). The shop was shut, but the drive thru was open. We decided we NEEDED a maccy D's despite not having a car, so quickly orgnaised ourselves and drove an imaginary car into the queue. just the 3 of us stood there giggling and going bbbbbRRRRRRrrrmmmm whenever the queue moved up. We eventually got round to the window, mimed rolling down the window, and placed our order to this fucking azn lady who spoke no english and had no idea wtf was going on. Then these moderately hot girls pulled up behind us and we kept our form, they loved it. after our mcdonalds adventure we were walking thru the carpark and some drunk pikey girls in a car started heckling us. my friend walks DIRECTLY into an enourmous puddle and is rewarded with the genius insult of "HURHUR ARE U GETTIN A BIT WET??" to which i reply "I know you are love, behave yourself!" this was not approved of by the pikey girls and after their indignant cries rang thru the night we got outta there fearing vengeful boyfriends.

fast forward an hour or so and we have finished our maccy D's and need a taxi home. So we haggle this dude down to like half the price he originally said and set off. were still baked as hell and giggling away, me and one of my friends are sat in the back and glance down at his stereo (there was no music on). The digital display has the word "DOOBIE" on it. when the dude hears us laughing he's like "ah yes, the doobie brothers" and turns it up. we start talkign to him (he obviously knew we were fucked) and he reveals hes on a script of benzos, but still driving rofl. Now if youve seen harold and kumar 2 you'll knwo the scene where hes driving on mushrooms, which made the next part of our journey so much funnier... As we go around the corner the crazy taxi driver just goes WHOA! did you see that overturned car in that field? surrounded by people??! we turn round and conclude there is NOTHING there. meanwhile my friend in the front has discovered the guy's mp3 and puts the song The Doors - Riders On The Storm on the car's stereo. very fitting hahaha. We pull up at my house, tip the guy, and play mario galaxy til the early hours before passing out.

Haha, sounds like a night of fun. I've done that walk-through the drive thru thing at taco bell with some friends when we weren't high one time. They told us we'd have to come inside :(

at work i was in the bathroom just snorted some coke off the toilet seat when all of a sudden this fat black kid blasts thru the door and yells "IT STINKS IN HERE!" then does a fat kid dance

i loled

ummm there was no mushrooms in harold and kumar dumbass

saw this video of like a 2 year old black kid smoking a blunt like a fucking pro with his older cuzins

I did too.

A chinese lady backed into someone's parked car with the 4-ways on in a parkinglot.

The guy was so pissed off, it was awesome.

that reminds me i saw this special on the news years ago about old people geting hit by automatic doors all the time, it broke bones and shit, but at one point they played this sped up just clip after clip of old people getting nailed by the door like some funnyest videos show i never laughed so hard, some were like couting there money walking out the casino and it would go flying in the aair



they said that the old folks moved so slow the sensor saw them coming and opened the door but they take so long to get through it closes on them a majority of the tinme

i like seeing other peoples dog slide across the floor into walls. thats always fun

like 2 30 am, go out with to play basketball and smoke with a friend...

we see this guy and girl walking..all normal but then some1 starts yelling and fucking SLAP...now this in the dead morning, quiet, you could hear it so loud hahah..the bitch got smacked the hell outta the guy and the police rode by from absolutely nowhere which was coincidental but they didn't do anything. Cop just stood around the this girl was chasing the guy punching him...

i show called the dudesons

ummm there was no mushrooms in harold and kumar dumbass

Looks like someone hasn't seen the sequel.

"Wouldn't it be funny if there was a cow in the path on the way back?"

Atom Heart Mother Much?

at work i was in the bathroom just snorted some coke off the toilet seat when all of a sudden this fat black kid blasts thru the door and yells "it stinks in here!" then does a fat kid dance

i loled

lmfao

At band practice a few years back, my friend tried to flip his guitar over his shoulder and ended up cracking the neck in half. At this point I was already laughing uncontrollably, but seeing the blank look on his face staring down in amazement at his own stupidity just made it 10 times funnier.

back in high school I got drunk off 211 and puked a chunk of chicken out my nose the size of a marble some how. It was cool

ok i got a new one that happened last night, wastn funniest but must have looked pretty damn funny to other people

i was camping, and these 2 dudes were partying at the campsite next to mine. so one of the guys passed out, so me and the other dude and my friend got in his van and went out to just go chill in town. now mind you this guy had been drunk all day, probably about 10 beers and 15 shots in him, bc we had been at the bar with him all day but anyways we were driving around blazing like 3 bowls, so i was pretty buzzed and this dude was trashed, swerving EVERYWERE almost hit 2 pedestrians and a couple cars and shit so we see this mini golf place, and decide it looks like fun, so we pull into a tight ass parking lot in a big fucking party van, and the dude pulls in, then takes about a minute to back in, then he just stepped on the gas and smashed into a brick wall, and he was like fuck this and just drove away, like 20 watching us. yea long story prolly boring but it was funny at the time

Security cameras. I stare at them and laugh my ass off.

Oddest thing - absinthe hallucination. I was sitting on my bed watching a man in a bright yellow, foam rubber scorpion suit crawl along the wooden floor, pinching and stinging the air. I asked it "what the fuck?" Didn't get a reply.

How rude of him!