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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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  #1   Add ShoeBong to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-10, 21:40
ShoeBong ShoeBong is offline
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Default My friend can't get laid...

When I say cannot, I mean he cannot and has not. My buddy is probably around 5'6", thick and into nerdy shit. Oh and he is in his mid 20's. He has had a girlfriend or two, but never got head or had sex.

I feel bad for the guy but I can't force him to step up. Maybe his standards are too high, but so are mine and I have found plenty of women.

I want to help him out, but he won't accept a hooker. His whole virgin issue has became awkward and I am not sure how to get him over it.

Anyone got an idea on how I can motivate him a bit and help him through this issue?
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Old 2008-07-10, 21:43
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Default Re: My friend can't get laid...

It sounds like this is annoying you more than him.

Maybe you suck his dick and get it over with.
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Old 2008-07-10, 22:22
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Default Re: My friend can't get laid...

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It sounds like this is annoying you more than him.

Maybe you suck his dick and get it over with.
bingo. leave him the fuck alone its his deal and it sounds like he doesnt fucking want your help.
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  #4   Add Nightside Eclipse to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-10, 22:29
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Default Re: My friend can't get laid...

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Originally Posted by ShoeBong View Post
When I say cannot, I mean he cannot and has not. My buddy is probably around 5'6", thick and into nerdy shit. Oh and he is in his mid 20's. He has had a girlfriend or two, but never got head or had sex.

I feel bad for the guy but I can't force him to step up. Maybe his standards are too high, but so are mine and I have found plenty of women.

I want to help him out, but he won't accept a hooker. His whole virgin issue has became awkward and I am not sure how to get him over it.

Anyone got an idea on how I can motivate him a bit and help him through this issue?
Who the FUCK CARES? Are you gay or something. Its completely his choice.
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Old 2008-07-10, 22:30
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Default Re: My friend can't get laid...

my peeperson STANK
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  #6   Add Byss to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-10, 22:33
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Thumbs down Re: My friend can't get laid...

I hope everyone else in this realized the obvious. The OP is talking about himself, but is too embarrassed to admit he is a 20-something year old virgin that's short and fat. So he comes in looking for advice "for his friend".
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Old 2008-07-10, 22:45
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Default Re: My friend can't get laid...

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Originally Posted by ShoeBong View Post
When I say cannot, I mean he cannot and has not. My buddy is probably around 5'6", thick and into nerdy shit. Oh and he is in his mid 20's. He has had a girlfriend or two, but never got head or had sex.

I feel bad for the guy but I can't force him to step up. Maybe his standards are too high, but so are mine and I have found plenty of women.

I want to help him out, but he won't accept a hooker. His whole virgin issue has became awkward and I am not sure how to get him over it.

Anyone got an idea on how I can motivate him a bit and help him through this issue?
well it sounds like your friend isn't really stressing about it... why get with someone below your standards? just relax.. .the right girl will come along.. otherwise call up an escort!
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Old 2008-07-10, 22:54
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Default Re: My friend can't get laid...

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I hope everyone else in this realized the obvious. The OP is talking about himself, but is too embarrassed to admit he is a 20-something year old virgin that's short and fat. So he comes in looking for advice "for his friend".
The thread title gave me that kind of vibe. Post seems legit though, I guess...
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  #9   Add DeliciousCrack to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-10, 23:04
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Default Re: My friend can't get laid...

Cut the shit out, kid. We all know your "friend" isn't real.

All I can say to you is get a hooker you faggot.
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Old 2008-07-10, 23:10
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Default Re: My friend can't get laid...

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Originally Posted by ShoeBong View Post
When I say cannot, I mean he cannot and has not. My buddy is probably around 5'6", thick and into nerdy shit. Oh and he is in his mid 20's. He has had a girlfriend or two, but never got head or had sex.

I feel bad for the guy but I can't force him to step up. Maybe his standards are too high, but so are mine and I have found plenty of women.

I want to help him out, but he won't accept a hooker. His whole virgin issue has became awkward and I am not sure how to get him over it.

Anyone got an idea on how I can motivate him a bit and help him through this issue?
You just described one of my friends, except hes 19 but i imagine he'll be the same in a few years, don't get into your friend's personal life, sure you are his friend and thats kind of personal. But who your fucking is totally different so just let him be, and enjoy the girls [b]you get
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