About
Community
Bad Ideas
Drugs
Ego
Erotica
Fringe
Society
Technology
register | bbs | search | rss | faq | about
meet up | add to del.icio.us | digg it
Go Back   Community > Society > I Am The Law!
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

I Am The Law! Car accidents, personal injury, defamation, libel, malpractice, fraud, bankruptcy, debt, lawyers, corporate law, criminal law, jail, police conduct, prison, employment laws, workers compensation, real estate law, divorce and family court, taxes, education, immigration, military law, insurance, trademarks and copyrights, traffic and driving laws, class action law suits, and more. All of these are welcome topics in this forum.This forum is not intended to be a substitute for professional legal advice. Always seek the advice of professional with any questions you may have regarding a legal situation. Never disregard professional legal advice or delay in seeking it because of something you have read on any web site, including this one. Fair warning: If you're stupid enough to post a confession it could be held against you in a court of law.

 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
 #1 
Old 2008-07-10, 12:08
midnight rider midnight rider is offline
Regular
 
Default How would you apply for a job in secret service?

Im planning on having a military career and I would like to get a job protecting the president. How would I go about doing this?
 #2 
Old 2008-07-10, 15:58
Regular
 
In front of my computer
Default Re: How would you apply for a job in secret service?

dude, just no
 #3 
Old 2008-07-10, 16:02
Regular
 
GRAVEDIGGAZ - DIARY OF A MADMA
Default Re: How would you apply for a job in secret service?

Quote:
Originally Posted by midnight rider
Im planning on having a military career and I would like to get a job protecting the president. How would I go about doing this?

gtfo
1
 #4 
Old 2008-07-10, 17:32
Regular
 
Sydney, Australia
Default Re: How would you apply for a job in secret service?

The president is the highest power of the US

unfortunately, only the toughest of the tough can be selected to guard Mr Bush.

if you do want a job in the secret service, all you gotta do is show your tough

Steps

1-write a body guard resume
2-buy a gun
3-track down the president
4-wave your gun and tackle that bitch...when you are on the ground with him....hand in your resume while screaming "accept me or i will set off the bomb"
 #5 
Old 2008-07-11, 00:21
CDAWG CDAWG is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: How would you apply for a job in secret service?

1-write a body guard resume
2-buy a gun
3-track down the president
4-wave your gun and tackle that bitch...when you are on the ground with him....hand in your resume while screaming "accept me or i will set off the bomb"
I think this would actually work... If you can break through his presidential defences you deserve the job.. I'd give it too you
 #6 
Old 2008-07-11, 03:50
s8en s8en is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: How would you apply for a job in secret service?

If you want a military career, and then being in the Secret Service protecting the president, I would highly advise you join the USMC, seen as almost all of his guards that aren't secret service, are Marines. Get some Embassy Duty, and im sure being Force Recon would really help you as well.

However, just to let you know, just to even GET embassy duty in the corps, you have to have a clean criminal record, no past or current psychological issues, etc. Basically, you can't have any criminal/moral waivers when you enlist into the service. Thats just Embassy Duty, I couldn't tell you what the requirements are for the Secret Service.
 #7 
Old 2008-07-11, 05:03
Regular
 
Michigan
Default Re: How would you apply for a job in secret service?

www.secretservice.gov

Specifically this, on their FAQ page:

All applicants must submit an OF 612, Optional Application for Federal Employment; an SF 171, Application for Federal Employment; or a resume; or any other application form that includes the information cited in the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) brochure OF 510, Applying for a Federal Job. This brochure is available from OPM or the Secret Service Personnel Division. NOTE: Applicants who submit an OF 612, a resume or any other application form other than the SF 171 must also include a Declaration for Federal Employment, OF 306. Further, applicants must respond to the required knowledge, skills and abilities listed in the vacancy announcement."

That's for general employment of course. Presidential Security detail isn't mentioned, I don't believe, and they are probably tapped strictly inter-agency from agents with a proven record.
 #8 
Old 2008-07-11, 13:34
midnight rider midnight rider is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: How would you apply for a job in secret service?

Quote:
Originally Posted by s8en
If you want a military career, and then being in the Secret Service protecting the president, I would highly advise you join the USMC, seen as almost all of his guards that aren't secret service, are Marines. Get some Embassy Duty, and im sure being Force Recon would really help you as well.

However, just to let you know, just to even GET embassy duty in the corps, you have to have a clean criminal record, no past or current psychological issues, etc. Basically, you can't have any criminal/moral waivers when you enlist into the service. Thats just Embassy Duty, I couldn't tell you what the requirements are for the Secret Service.


I was debating on going into the USMC or the Army Rangers. Thanks for the help.
 #9 
Old 2008-07-12, 04:51
lan_rogers_book lan_rogers_book is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: How would you apply for a job in secret service?

just being registered at totse would DQ you from being a presidential guard(I think)
 #10 
Old 2008-07-15, 00:35
CorpDraco CorpDraco is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: How would you apply for a job in secret service?

Here you go.

http://www.secretservice.gov/opportunities.shtml
 #11 
Old 2008-09-20, 07:30
Acolyte
 
Default Re: How would you apply for a job in secret service?

fuckin' pig
 #12 
Old 2008-09-22, 15:04
Moderator
 
Connecticut
Default Re: How would you apply for a job in secret service?

Quote:
Originally Posted by lan_rogers_book
just being registered at totse would DQ you from being a presidential guard(I think)


any job that requires a security clearance and they will dig up all your skeletons man. so just remember that. and be a marine. marines are tough shit..
 
To the best of our knowledge, the text on this page may be freely reproduced and distributed.
 

totse.com certificate signatures
 
 
About | Community | Bad Ideas | Drugs | Ego | Erotica | Fringe | Society | Technology
Hot Topics