Alright, in Sydney, Australia there is going to be that world youth day thingo this weekend.

I need some scamming ideas because i can't think of anything besides stealing maps and selling them and that's a pretty shit idea.

i read some of the text files but none of the scams are transferable in this situation.

any ideas would be very helpful, cause i needs me some monies.

Kidnap some and hold them for ransom.

Sell indulgences, if anyone named martin comes along kick his ass.

Mug them straight up, you're probably too much of a nigger to be able to come up with, much less pull off any actual profitable scams. Take a kitchen knife/dad's gun and wear a mask.

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Wait till everyone's alseep and grab their shit.

Ideal.

theres one of these in a local high school (John terry) and i was thinking of participating and going into classrooms and stealing fire extinguisher

i will then proceed to light the classrooms on fire...

everyone will run over and be like "Oh no where is the extinguishers?"

and lonely old me will be there selling buckets of water for $50 each


GAME SET MATCH!

there's a school near me thats catholic, it smells like pee.

Tell them you're a priest and you need to divinely touch them.

Provide them with a place to stay. Find an abandoned house and tell them it's yours. Collect rent.