Well, long story short, I am in my hometown right now and have been for the last 2.5 weeks and will be until sunday when I go back to MI, which is like 1800 miles from my hometown.

Anyway, the second night I was here, I met a girl in the park when I was pissing on a tree. She and her friend came up behind me and asked me to have a waterfight, so I did. We ran through sprinklers and had fun, and I got her number and kissed her. Well, I hung out with her the next day and she initiated the sex. So, I've been hanging out with her the past 2.5 weeks and fucking and having a good time and I've come to genuinely like her, and I know she genuinely likes me.

Only thing is, at first I told her I live here (I was just tryin to fuck her, thinkin she was a random slut), so she doesn't know about me leaving...and since I genuinely like her this is a problem. How should I break it to her that I am leaving in a couple of days and that I won't be seeing her anymore? Because obviously the long distance thing won't work since I've only known her for 2.5 weeks. What should I do?

Uhhhh, why the fuck does she need to know anything? Just go to Michigan and don't bother telling her anything. Some girl you hooked up with in a park at night isn't exactly quality material.

^what he said.


Damn, I wish I got sex from pissing on trees at night.

Exactly. Fuck her again before you leave, though.

Yeah I mean you could just leave and not tell her.. but you sound like you generally like her, and you obviously know that if you suddenly duck out she would be hurt. At the same time though, what does she expect from randomly hooking up with someone she really doesn't know? Have you ever thought that she could also be lying about something...?
Anyways if you want to confess, do it. Just be totally honest and she will understand. She will either flip out, or accept it as a summer fling and make sure that the time is well spent

Destroy the relationship before you leave. Be creative, tell her you have aids or something fun like that.

how about giving her buttsex

oh believe me i'm still gonna have fun w/ her one more time before I leave and I plan on stickin it in her ass, pullin out b4 I come and shootin the shit all over her hair and back and ass cheeks....I actually already did this and she liked it hahaha...see that's why I like this chick (well, there are other reasons, she is pretty cool and nice)...never had a chick that lets me do whatever I want to her (well no, this is the second, but I only fucked the first one once cuz she wasn't very hot)...hell, once while she was givin me a blowjob I was watchin the baseball game, can't go wrong there...maybe I should have her move to michigan with me to be my sex slave.....nah....I like fuckin different pussies.

but yeah, I think the best option would be to just disappear, maybe she'll think I went to jail or somethin, I told her about my junky past so she would definitely think it was a possibility.

dude if she doesnt know your full name get her pregnant

Just tell her the truth, and leave. It's not a big deal.