So... this faggot ass kid who basically fucked my girlfriend a long time ago is being a prick and trying to get back with her simply for pussy and shit (long story) so I need some help thinking of ways to fuck with him in horrible ways. So far I have:

1) brick through his window: its straightforward and memorable

2) chopping down his mailbox: that shit makes a statement in the morning

Put sugar in the gas tank. Completely messes up the engine.

Steal his family. Tie and tape them up, take a picture, send it to him with a note saying that unless his name is found in the obituaries in three days, he can look for the names of his family members.

Kidnap him and go hostel on his ass.

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So i brainstormed and have come up with this combination:

1) Salt his ENTIRE lawn and shrubberies, since they look professionally landscaped.

2) Siphon all of the gas from their cars.

3) Replace siphoned gas with sugar.

4) Place upward-facing nails under tires.

5) Chop down mailbox.

Unless you guys have any other, more interesting, ideas

WTF is this weak shit about? this guy is or has fucked your chick and you want to deal with his mail or break a window?

I wonder why your chick is being poked by some other guy? perhaps it has to do with your fixation with mail and windows and not pussy? grow a pair go fuck the guy up (with a bat if you need to) get laid and forget your RickRoll plans on how "get even".

Since I'm pretty sure you would never actually fuck a guy up with a bat, you can shut the fuck up. I also have this thing called a brain, and I like to use it to not get caught. Mostly because I have an aversion to jail time, unlike your many fathers.

lol he fucked your girl? ummmm bricks thru the windows aint gonna do justice for something like that.

the absolute LEAST you can do is wait wit goons outside his house in the bushes and when you see him stomp him out until you are absolutely certain he needs to be hospitalized...............i would recommend slicing his face and leavin a nice ugly scar to remind him of you everytime he looks in the mirror......but hey again strictly hypothetical.

slice him......go county on that bitch.......again hypothetical

Dude, just kick his ass. Doing all this shit like throwing a brick through a window just maked you look like a bitch and a coward.

Haha idk why that was so funny...

Kill him.. grab a pal and head to florida with his dead arse. Make Weekend at Bernies III.
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Dont waste sugar....that shits good.....Leave some gas in the car......then put water in the tank....the gas will rest on the bottom since its heavier....so he will get x amount of miles from home and the water will get in the engine and blow the whole thing.....water does not compress or combust.....blowing the pistion chamber and stranding the asshole god only knows where.....maybe halfway to your chicks house....with a pricey repair....