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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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  #1   Add Geeksta to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-09, 23:13
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Default girl next door....is beautiful

im 18, i think shes a little older, but she just moved here and so did i... i dont have a car anymore :-((shit happens) and she does, but does that matter? im trying to get acquainted... any ideas on how to get her attention?
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  #2   Add PieGirl to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-09, 23:19
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Question Re: girl next door....is beautiful

Stick your penis out the window and waggle it at her
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Old 2008-07-09, 23:20
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Wink Re: girl next door....is beautiful

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Stick your penis out the window and waggle it at her
LOL good idea
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  #4   Add SenSation to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-09, 23:26
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Default Re: girl next door....is beautiful

1.) Look longingly at her from your bedroom window
2.) Get bitten by radioactive spider
3.) Become superhero.
4.) Pluck her from the jaws of death.
5.) Win her heart without needing a car and/or talking to her.
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Old 2008-07-09, 23:28
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Arrow Re: girl next door....is beautiful

No picts?

Fail.
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Old 2008-07-09, 23:31
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Default Re: girl next door....is beautiful

Casually spot her in her yard doing....whatever girls do outside, then talk to her.

Easy

Does not require you doing some super daring/hardcore stunt to get her attention.
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Old 2008-07-09, 23:34
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any ideas on how to get her attention?
Just make it EDGY!
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Old 2008-07-09, 23:38
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Default Re: girl next door....is beautiful

She's probably a porn star, hope the neighbourhood doesn't find out.
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Old 2008-07-09, 23:47
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Cool Re: girl next door....is beautiful

Walk around your house in short shorts.
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Old 2008-07-09, 23:47
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Default Re: girl next door....is beautiful

If she just moved in you should bring her a housewarming present (like cookies) and welcome her to the neighborhood. That's your chance to introduce yourself without being weird.
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