So next tuesday (the 15th), I am being tested for admission into the USAFA by the Dept of Def Mdical Examination and Review Board (DoDMERB).

In my packet, it says "All candidates are required to provide a small urine specimen for routine urinalysis"

I was a routine smoker, went cold turkey for a month and got baked as hell three nights ago. I'm now drinking shitloads of water.

My question is what is a "routine urinalysis" and will I be clean in 6 days?

idk man, 6 days is gonna seriously be 50/50.

I would dilute my piss by drinking shitloads of water and droppin some B12 vitamins to color it. When/If it comes back diluted, it'll be a couple of days later that you take another piss test. those couple of days will probably get you clean.

theres a drug test thread.

you will most likely fail but maybe you might pass. keep drinking lots of water and take b vitamins for color also you will need to take creatine(sp) because when you consume lots of fluids that goes down and they check for the depletion of that in the piss tests. good luck


also inb4lock

This.

I'm gonna give the OP the benefit of the doubt and assume he knew about the drug testing thread but wanted specific advice as to whether or not this "routine urinalysis" would involve drug testing.


If it's part of a more thorough physical examination I'm guessing you probably don't have anything to worry about.

Then again it wont hurt you to be prepared just in case; and for that you should go to the drug testing thread.

Visine!

I can bet the Dept. of Defense has some hardcore urine analysis equipment, but i wouldn't worry considering there is nothing else you can do, if you piss is clean it's clean, if not, it's not. Just drink alot of diuretics, and by that i mean things that make you piss alot. Coffee, alcohol, energy drinks. Don't waste your time with fake/someone else's piss. Because if the piss isn't the right temperature (that being the temp it comes out of your body) the thing wont be able to read it and you'll fail. Good luck. Also coffee/beer can help add ofther substances to your piss, from what i've been told, they can see if your urine is too diluted also. And detox drinks don't work.

Get somebody else to piss in a bag/cup for you, then put their piss into the piss-cup at the testing place.

Or do what that other guy suggested, which sounds pretty damn good.

Dilute your piss enough that it comes back too diluted. They'll tell you to come back several days later and you'll likely then be clean.

just don't join, that shit is hella gay


why would you give up drugs for that fucking bullshit?

I had to take a test for a job and had been smoking almost everyday up to two days b4. Basically just exercise a shit load, eat lot of fiber and protein, and if nothing else drink a shit load of water all day before the test to the point were you piss every 10 minutes. also take vitamin C and b12 so it isn't completely clear.