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 #1 
Old 2008-07-07, 21:30
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Default Do only retards buy chocolate shrooms?

I am out in Northern Cali. My buddy is kind of a bitch who doesn't want to take shrooms, unless they have been made into chocolates. This is due to the taste and my pal being a bitch as I stated before. Now I'm no super druggy and have been pretty limited to pot, but I figure if you can't handle a bad taste in your mouth for a minute, maybe you shouldn't be ingesting a drug.

I guess what I really want to know is how reliable are shroom chocolates? You can't really test the potency, so should he just trust a dealer? (Lady who makes them supposedly works for a pot club) She is charging the price of about what an eight cost, but I have read that most chocolates have about half an eight, is my buddy going to get ripped off?

My prediction is that he will end up getting the short end of the stick, and it only bothers me because I hate to associate with people who are marks.
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Old 2008-07-07, 21:35
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Default Re: Do only retards buy chocolate shrooms?

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Originally Posted by ShoeBong
I am out in Northern Cali. My buddy is kind of a bitch who doesn't want to take shrooms, unless they have been made into chocolates. This is due to the taste and my pal being a bitch as I stated before. Now I'm no super druggy and have been pretty limited to pot, but I figure if you can't handle a bad taste in your mouth for a minute, maybe you shouldn't be ingesting a drug.

I guess what I really want to know is how reliable are shroom chocolates? You can't really test the potency, so should he just trust a dealer? (Lady who makes them supposedly works for a pot club) She is charging the price of about what an eight cost, but I have read that most chocolates have about half an eight, is my buddy going to get ripped off?

My prediction is that he will end up getting the short end of the stick, and it only bothers me because I hate to associate with people who are marks.



I don't know what you guys get in Cali, but I live in Arizona and I know a guy who trips every single night, and he cooks them into chocolate bars. I'm not sure how he gets it in there, but my brother said he ate half of a chocolate shroom bar and tripped twice as good as he did when he ate twice as many shrooms with no chocolate. I don't know if it was just a better batch or what, but maybe the chocolate DOES act as a catalyst or something.
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Old 2008-07-07, 22:10
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Default Re: Do only retards buy chocolate shrooms?

I can't say if the chocolate makes it better, but for lazy folks who hate the taste I have a suggestion: chocolate fondue. Everyone can dip as much or as little as they want, and it kills any nasty shroom taste.

Granted, you could just man up and deal with the taste. Not like you'll mind when you're hurtling through time and space.
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Old 2008-07-07, 22:31
MongolianThroatCancer MongolianThroatCancer is offline
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there's nothing wrong with mushroom chocolates.
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Old 2008-07-07, 22:57
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The trip for some reason is not as strong as it is in stems and caps, its still a good trip. You have more of a chance of getting ripped off though.
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Old 2008-07-07, 23:16
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Well with chocolates you're risking getting ripped off because it's so easy to do. You won't know you're getting ripped off until you're not tripping and then just the uncertainty is shitty. Another deal is people botching the procedure and basically just fucking the drugs up. Nothing at all comes from mixing it with chocolate except of course less nasty taste... it's not even bad though. It tastes like foam and dirt to me but just wash it down with some goddamn chocolate milk if you're gonna be a whiner.
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Old 2008-07-07, 23:18
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i hate people that say shit things like, "oh he does this so maybe he shouldn't be putting this into his body". fuck that dude. and you don't want to associate yourself with people that get ripped off? common man, what kind of shit is that to say? take your head out of your ass
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Old 2008-07-07, 23:30
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um obviously the person is trying to rip him off...who the fuck puts mushrooms in chocolate unless they're trying to hide the quantity and/or shitty product?
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Old 2008-07-07, 23:33
meDUHpissAssist meDUHpissAssist is offline
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Usually people don't suck cock just because of the taste.
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Old 2008-07-07, 23:37
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Oh come on the taste isn't that bad. Shrooms honestly don't taste like anything to me.
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Old 2008-07-07, 23:40
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i bet your friend mixes a shot of vodka with like a liter of pop if he's that pussy.
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Old 2008-07-07, 23:45
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I've never had a bad tasting mushroom.
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Old 2008-07-08, 00:13
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Well shit guys, I have the same feelings about this topic as I did when the thread started. I guess I hope he isn't dealing with an actual hustler and more of a hippie.
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Old 2008-07-08, 00:21
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what did you expect us to do? change your judgmental/hypocritical attitude
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Old 2008-07-08, 00:30
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dummy
what did you expect us to do? change your judgmental/hypocritical attitude
Actually, I got what was intended, the opinions of the people who frequent totse. I even got yours, nice job trying to get under my skin.
 #16 
Old 2008-07-08, 00:33
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I actually slightly enjoy the taste of mushrooms, its sort of like old popcorn.
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Old 2008-07-08, 00:36
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people who frequent totse? iono what you mean man, but no one was trying to get under your skin. you just came off like a bag of shit so i had to write something.
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Old 2008-07-08, 00:39
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i live in north east pa and i ate a bar a few weeks ago for 15 dollers and it had me bent i split a eighth for 30 a eighth and got about just as high i don't really like shrooms unless there in bars or on pizza or it upsets my stomach the whole time
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Old 2008-07-08, 01:45
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Some of the best mushrooms I've bought were in chocolate. Easy to powder them and put a decent bit in there.

The only problem with them is you don't know how much you're eating. You could be eating quite a bit, which your average first time tripper wouldn't be prepared for.

Just tell him they're not that strong anyway ;)
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Old 2008-07-08, 01:49
fat_thighs fat_thighs is offline
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Any dealer nice enough to actually prepare their crop into chocolates probably is not going to rip you off. Though it's unlikely that they use many caps. Prepared mushies are usually the bottom of the pile; whatever is leftover. Supermarkets do the same for leftover/aging food; they'll cut it up and sell it as fruit salad.
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Old 2008-07-08, 01:57
MongolianThroatCancer MongolianThroatCancer is offline
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i would just like to add there is nothing wrong with covering up the taste of mushrooms. I used to eat them straight out of the bag for years, then at some point i began to hate to taste. so much so that last time i ate mushrooms i had to hold my breath while i ground them up to put in nutella.
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Old 2008-07-08, 02:31
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there's nothing wrong with mushroom chocolates.



only as good as the product you put in the mix


thread/
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Old 2008-07-08, 03:00
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Default Re: Do only retards buy chocolate shrooms?

I live in Arizona and I know a guy who trips every single night, and he cooks them into chocolate bars.
No he doesn't you fucking idiot. Are you stupid? Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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Old 2008-07-08, 04:24
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If you live in the bay and your paying as much as you pay for an 1/8 of bud thats way too fucking much, maybe you aren't talking about an 1/8 of bud though I don't remember what you said. But no chocolates are legit, I just ate some on the 4th and it was a dope trip. It would be an easy way to rip people off though, so know who you're getting em from. Just cause it tastes good that way doesn't make you a pussy, you aren't a man just cause you can mack some shit.
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Old 2008-07-08, 04:39
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No. But my friend took some shroom chocolates (only time i've ever seen em around here) and had a horrible trip. He dosed at like 3 PM when we were in the forest, and me and my friend needed cigs and he said he'd wait there for us. We came back like 30 minutes later and he was laying down gazing down on this creek like FAR as fuck from when we left him. His trip then took a turn for the worse as he passed out with his head on a park bench and advised us to 'just smoke all his weed..' well, we got the munchies and took him in the car this time for fear of him being discovered by a cop, and on the way to McDonalds, on a MAJOR fucking road, he just starts vomiting out the window, except he misses and half of it flies back towards the back window. My friend/the driver is like FUCK and we pull over right on this road as he proceeds to vomit/dry heave for so long. We get to Mickey D's and order, and when we pull over to eat he is just passed out with his eyes rolled back in the back of his head just looking straight DEAD. I yelled his name, shook him and eventually had to slap him cuz I got so scared. He encoraged us to stimulate him because if he fell asleep he would be dead again.
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Old 2008-07-08, 04:40
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formula for success: buy an 1/8 or 1/4 of mush, split in half, melt some chocolate and milk in a pot/ saucer, pour some chocolate into dixie cups(the wax lined kind), add shrooms, add more chocolate. let it dry (put it in the freezer.) presto, you're both happy.
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Old 2008-07-08, 08:20
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Surprised that nobody has suggested this but, make it yourself? It isn't very complicated. I mean, come on, step 1, grind desired amount of shrooms in coffee grinder, step 2, melt chocolate(whatever kind you like, baker's is good), step 3, mix and place in muffin tray to cool, step 4, EAT. That way, you know how much is in it. Simple enough?

I remember, i ate 'em like this before, and come to think of it, I think I got higher. Perhaps because it's already in powder form, and more easily absorbed into the bloodstream.
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Old 2008-07-08, 09:50
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Default Re: Do only retards buy chocolate shrooms?

blend them into a milkshake. best way to eat them by far.
 #29 
Old 2008-07-08, 11:37
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Just make sure you aren't going to get ripped off.

I've known plenty of people who bought shroom chocolates only to be surprised that they were just plain chocolate.
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Old 2008-07-08, 11:54
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you can TELL if there's shrooms in yr chocolate

especially when it kicks in :)

I prefer acid so, so much more though
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Old 2008-07-08, 14:12
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I guess if you weight it your self, it would be alright, I would bever buy mushrooms that weren't whole, with stems and caps.

but if you really hate the taste, Which isn't that bad just get gel caps.
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Old 2008-07-08, 14:15
AlCaTrAz AlCaTrAz is offline
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Default Re: Do only retards buy chocolate shrooms?

Also, if you are doing this yourself, remember that heat, light, and Oxygen all degrade Psilocybin / Psilocyin rapidly.

This is another reason not to use this method.
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Old 2008-07-08, 16:41
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I guess if you weight it your self, it would be alright, I would bever buy mushrooms that weren't whole, with stems and caps.

but if you really hate the taste, Which isn't that bad just get gel caps.


Jesus Christ you are a fucking moron. Gel caps???
 #34 
Old 2008-07-08, 16:43
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No he doesn't you fucking idiot. Are you stupid? Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

You are the fucking idiot. Stop trying to impress everyone in BLTC. How do you know he doesn't make chocolates with his own shrooms? What divine knowledge do you have that proves he doesn't you fucking infant?
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Old 2008-07-08, 17:17
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You are the fucking idiot. Stop trying to impress everyone in BLTC. How do you know he doesn't make chocolates with his own shrooms? What divine knowledge do you have that proves he doesn't you fucking infant?

Because after taking mushrooms everyday you might as well just straight up start eating plain chocolate.
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Old 2008-07-08, 17:29
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If its in a form where you cant see the active drug itself or measure how much of it is there it your probably going to get ripped off... Tends to apply for most drugs.

If your mates being that much bitch about the taste then buy straight mushrooms and put them in chocolate yourself. That way at least you know what you have and how much of it is in the chocolates.
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Old 2008-07-08, 18:42
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Jesus Christ you are a fucking moron. Gel caps???

Gel caps

http://stangandbroom.com/catalog/images/L00C.JPG

Mushrooms groung up in Gel Caps brought to you by the Shroomery

http://www.shroomery.org/attachments/oldimages/18393/21870.jpg
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Old 2008-07-08, 19:39
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Default Re: Do only retards buy chocolate shrooms?

The answer is yes, only retards buy chocolate mushrooms. Remember, if the mushroom is smothered in chocolate, you have no idea what kind of mushroom that is in there. You have no idea if your dealer went mushroom hunting, fucked up, and gave you LBMs. Remember, know your body, know your mind, know your substance, know your source.

The taste isn't bad. Maybe after awhile you begin to associate the taste with the following nausea a la Peruvian Torch, but since you have to consume so little organic matter with shrooms it shouldn't be that big of a deal.
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Old 2008-07-08, 19:45
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Gel caps

http://stangandbroom.com/catalog/images/L00C.JPG

Mushrooms groung up in Gel Caps brought to you by the Shroomery

http://www.shroomery.org/attachments/oldimages/18393/21870.jpg

That would take too fucking long unless you are eating like two caps.
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Old 2008-07-08, 19:46
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blah blah etc etc


^ Not entirely true at all. buying psychedelics from someone you don't know very well makes you retarded.

They're not 'covered' in chocolate, either, btw. They're typically powdered and mixed in with the chocolate.

And as I've said earlier in the therad, my best mushroom trips came from chocolates.
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Old 2008-07-08, 20:07
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if you buy psychedelics from someone you don't know very well makes you retarded.

lol lern 2 grammer
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Old 2008-07-08, 21:54
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That would take too fucking long unless you are eating like two caps.

Umm, Not really see they have size 00 Which can hold almost a gram, and they are rather large, but swallow able

Its quicker than melting chocolate, mixing mushrooms, and waiting to harden

DIPSHIT. SIT THE FUCK DOWN!
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Old 2008-07-08, 23:15
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I always make peanut butter and shroom chocolates; They're delicious. It's really easy to do, you just melt chocolate pieces on a double boiler, grind up 2 ounces of shrooms and mix it all up. Then you just put that in those ice cube molds.v

Shrooms and chocolate bro. How can one go wrong with two great things?
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Old 2008-07-08, 23:31
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ive never really heard of bunk chocolates... i usually just get stems and caps, cut them up with some scissors, toss them into a bit of juice and pour down the throat... cant taste them at all...
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Old 2008-07-08, 23:34
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I'd do it, but only if it was offered for free...wouldn't take the time to do it mahself.
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Old 2008-07-09, 00:50
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Default Re: Do only retards buy chocolate shrooms?

Umm, Not really see they have size 00 Which can hold almost a gram, and they are rather large, but swallow able

Its quicker than melting chocolate, mixing mushrooms, and waiting to harden

DIPSHIT. SIT THE FUCK DOWN!

So you are saying I would have to fill 5-7 of those "00"'s? I'd rather stand and chew my shrooms, thanks though.
 #47 
Old 2008-07-09, 01:07
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My first trip was with shoom chocolate.
It tastes bad anyway.
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Old 2008-07-09, 01:57
MongolianThroatCancer MongolianThroatCancer is offline
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lol lern 2 grammer

GTFO bitch
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Old 2008-07-09, 04:11
OG kush OG kush is offline
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Surprised that nobody has suggested this ...

i did.
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Old 2008-07-09, 23:55
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You are the fucking idiot. Stop trying to impress everyone in BLTC. How do you know he doesn't make chocolates with his own shrooms? What divine knowledge do you have that proves he doesn't you fucking infant?
Er...this...
Because after taking mushrooms everyday you might as well just straight up start eating plain chocolate.
 
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