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View Poll Results: What do you believe?
The U.S. carried out the attacks. 97 32.88%
The U.S. knew before hand but did not carry out the attacks. 104 35.25%
The U.S. did not know and did not carry out the attacks. 81 27.46%
Other (Please elaborate) 13 4.41%
Voters: 295. You may not vote on this poll

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 #1 
Old 2008-07-06, 13:21
BBQ-Lysol BBQ-Lysol is offline
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Default Fuck the Dinosaurs!!!

I don't wanna sound all preachy, but this is for all the half-assed "God and Evolution can make babies" believers.

I am a Bible-based man, and any homo scientists who wanna throw their own beliefs in will be hanged with their own intestines and beaten with their own spine.

THE DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED!!! God put this false evidence that there were reptilian giants on this earth to TEST US!!! Those who remain faithful to God's words would believe this, while those more easily swayed would be screwed.

EVOLUTION IS A TEST!!! God has made it so that he can weed out the true believers from the half-assed homos!

Ideas?
 #2 
Old 2008-07-06, 13:31
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San Lorenzo
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Ideas?

13 and seeking acceptance?
 #3 
Old 2008-07-06, 13:34
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Australia, Victoria.
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He also put Trolls (http://www.caveyourtrolls.com/img3.jpg) to test us.
 #4 
Old 2008-07-06, 13:37
BBQ-Lysol BBQ-Lysol is offline
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13 and seeking acceptance?

Wrong you arse fezz. Im 15.
 #5 
Old 2008-07-06, 13:37
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The Temple.
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Pterodactyls are dinosaurs.
 #6 
Old 2008-07-06, 13:54
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At least try to be funny, because this trolling just sucks.
 #7 
Old 2008-07-06, 14:06
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Deep South
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THE DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED!!!

O Yeah They Did! Look!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41022000/jpg/_41022556_kong_dinosaur_416.jpg

Are you saying it is a huge Conspiracy?
 #8 
Old 2008-07-06, 16:15
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Bay Area
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Maybe there is a God and maybe (dues to fossil remains) there were dinosaurs. Maybe God doesn't want you to be an ignorant fuck. If God created you in it's own image, than why would the being want you to be retarded? Athough it is perfectly fine to believe that the Transformers were a gift from God.
 #9 
Old 2008-07-06, 17:17
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Illinois
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There's only one thing wrong with this little idea of yours...

God doesn't exist.
 #10 
Old 2008-07-06, 18:26
BBQ-Lysol BBQ-Lysol is offline
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Default Re: Fuck the Dinosaurs!!!

Pterodactyls are dinosaurs.

Yep. God certainly put fossils of pterodactyls in the ground that are supposedly related to the other fossils he put there.

I don't wanna get people angry, this is just what fucking highbrow Jesusfreak parents raised me with.
 #11 
Old 2008-07-06, 18:30
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The Temple.
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Yep. God certainly put fossils of pterodactyls in the ground that are supposedly related to the other fossils he put there.

I don't wanna get people angry, this is just what fucking highbrow Jesusfreak parents raised me with.
I mentioned pyerdactyles for a reason Mad
I was hoping everyone would SSSCCRRREEEAAAWWWW
 #12 
Old 2008-07-07, 05:42
Octipode Octipode is offline
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Default Re: Fuck the Dinosaurs!!!

Heh, I'm as religious as the most zealot Christian on these boards but I see nothing in evolution that can disprove the existance of God.

To be perfectly honest, I think evolution even reinforces the existance of a God. I feel like God wouldn't make a universe, bound by laws, only to completely forgo what he had just created and magically spring Humans from dirt.

Plagues and Jewish exodus from Egypt are, in my opinion, examples of this. There was a special on the history channel about how the plagues did actually happen but they were all caused by natural events. I'm pretty sure it was concluded that some volcanic eruption caused them? Anyways, it doesn't mean God wasn't responsible, it just means he worked within the laws he made.

Yep, I took the bait.
 #13 
Old 2008-07-07, 19:55
MrBearSteen MrBearSteen is offline
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Default Re: Fuck the Dinosaurs!!!

Dude you are terrible at trolling.
I've argued this shit some many times just die hoping there is a god, too bad then you won't be able to realize you wasted your life living up to the expectations of a fairy in the sky.
 #14 
Old 2008-07-07, 21:45
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San Lorenzo
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^ God wants for nothing.
 #15 
Old 2008-07-07, 22:00
We lost the Skyline We lost the Skyline is offline
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Default Re: Fuck the Dinosaurs!!!

Religeon is created by man. Plain and simple. To give people something to look forword to.
 #16 
Old 2008-07-08, 03:34
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Canada
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New Arrivals sure are an interesting breed...
 #17 
Old 2008-07-08, 04:01
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San Lorenzo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by We lost the Skyline
Religeon is created by man. Plain and simple. To give people something to look forword to.


That does not mean there is no God.
 #18 
Old 2008-07-08, 06:47
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0omniloKAL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by We lost the Skyline
Religeon is created by man. Plain and simple. To give people something to look forword to.


Religion was created by eternal imagination, as was man.
 #19 
Old 2008-07-08, 10:03
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Former HB mod.
Default Re: Fuck the Dinosaurs!!!

To be perfectly honest, I think evolution even reinforces the existance of a God.

This is the problem with Christians - confront them with hard evidence that crushes their paradigm and they simply tweak it to include that evidence.

It's called making-it-up-as-you-go-along, or as George Carlin RIP would have put it:

"Bullshit." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o)
 #20 
Old 2008-07-08, 17:36
We lost the Skyline We lost the Skyline is offline
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Religion was created by eternal imagination, as was man.

Quite. I do not doubt, nor agree, with the fact that there is a god. The evidence supports, and opposes it. I think there is something out there. God or not, there is something.
 #21 
Old 2008-07-08, 21:15
jellyfish jellyfish is offline
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Screeaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww
 #22 
Old 2008-07-09, 17:25
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Staten Island New York (Ugh)
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Ah humanity, a species that can understand logic, but whose behavior is governed by emotions. This is so strong, that someone can say to themselves "Screw this, im going to disregard all evidence and reason and believe this book of fairytales, just because my mom and dad made me feel a certain way about it growing up."
 #23 
Old 2008-07-09, 17:53
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San Lorenzo
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"Screw this, im going to disregard all evidence and reason and believe this book of fairytales, just because my mom and dad made me feel a certain way about it growing up."

Personally, I was not pressured by my parents to have anything to do with religion or spirituality. One is atheist, the other is closer to agnostic then anything. It was always a non-issue, it was never discussed. I got to figure it all out on my own as I got older.

I believe in God now. Are you able to show me any evidence or logical "reason" that demonstrate why I should not believe what I do?

Without getting all emotional about it?
 #24 
Old 2008-07-09, 18:04
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Former HB mod.
Default Re: Fuck the Dinosaurs!!!

I believe in God now. Are you able to show me any evidence or logical "reason" that demonstrate why I should not believe what I do?

There's no logical refutation for something which is beyond human ability to detect.

Having said that there's no logical reason why you should believe in God in the first place.
 #25 
Old 2008-07-09, 18:17
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San Lorenzo
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There's no logical refutation for something which is beyond human ability to detect.

According to JS there is.

Having said that there's no logical reason why you should believe in God in the first place.

Nope, I'll agree with you there. After a certain point, everything seems to become illogical, even logic.

I do have my reasons though, logical or not. ;)
 #26 
Old 2008-07-09, 19:26
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0omniloKAL
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there's no logical reason why you should believe in God in the first place.

Without the Essence, none of this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=mcBV-cXVWFw)would be possible.
 #27 
Old 2008-07-09, 22:17
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Default Re: Fuck the Dinosaurs!!!

Without the Essence, none of this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=mcBV-cXVWFw)would be possible.

Any proof of that allegation? None whatsoever? How typical.
 #28 
Old 2008-07-09, 22:52
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0omniloKAL
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I'm not trying to prove anything, never have been, which I'm sure you've noticed by now.

Proof?
As Above, So Below
I'm sure even a materialist like yourself can find meaning in that ancient saying if you think about it long enough.
The Essence is within you,
If you don't believe me,
You just haven't realized it's there.

<3


So Rust, are you asserting there is no Essence?
What makes you think that?

*This is that last time I'll be on until later tonight,
take some time with your reply if you want
Give me a heavy does of your Rustitude.
I really do enjoy your responses.*
 #29 
Old 2008-07-09, 23:45
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Default Re: Fuck the Dinosaurs!!!

I'm not trying to prove anything, never have been, which I'm sure you've noticed by now.


What I've noticed is that you are so intellectually dishonest that you see no problem with continual making claims and asserting things as facts and then providing absolutely no meaningful evidence to support what you say - which you've deluded yourself into believing is somehow justified just by saying "I'm not trying to prove anything".

So Rust, are you asserting there is no Essence?

No, I'm pointing out how you've not substantiated any of the bullshit you said. Whether there is an essence or not, I don't know.... which would explain why I take the intellectually honest route of not making claims that there isn't when I cannot substantiate that. A foreign concept for wannabe hippies, I'm sure.
 #30 
Old 2008-07-10, 13:22
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Trollism is a social construct
Default Re: Fuck the Dinosaurs!!!

THE DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED!!! God put this false evidence that there were reptilian giants on this earth to TEST US!!! Those who remain faithful to God's words would believe this, while those more easily swayed would be screwed.

Ideas?

I agree with you, now will you explain why God gives us only a LIMITED amount of fossil fuel ?
 #31 
Old 2008-07-17, 18:05
UhMeNoGetIt UhMeNoGetIt is offline
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Default Re: Fuck the Dinosaurs!!!

Wrong you arse fezz. Im 15.

screw you, BBQ, you and I both know ur 13.


Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
 #32 
Old 2008-07-18, 18:01
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Chicago IL USA
Default Re: Fuck the Dinosaurs!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by BBQ-Lysol
I don't wanna sound all preachy, but this is for all the half-assed "God and Evolution can make babies" believers.

I am a Bible-based man, and any homo scientists who wanna throw their own beliefs in will be hanged with their own intestines and beaten with their own spine.

THE DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED!!! God put this false evidence that there were reptilian giants on this earth to TEST US!!! Those who remain faithful to God's words would believe this, while those more easily swayed would be screwed.

EVOLUTION IS A TEST!!! God has made it so that he can weed out the true believers from the half-assed homos!

Ideas?


When the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest mankind will be free.
 #33 
Old 2008-07-18, 19:05
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San Lorenzo
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When the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest mankind will be free.

Okay there BrokeProphet. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
 #34 
Old 2008-07-18, 19:38
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Trollism is a social construct
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When the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest mankind will be free.

No kings, no God,.... EEK! EEK! you communist !
 #35 
Old 2008-07-21, 14:47
psychokid715 psychokid715 is offline
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Default Re: Fuck the Dinosaurs!!!

Wrong you arse fezz. Im 15.

stop lying, you are 13
 #36 
Old 2008-07-21, 16:27
fish fingers fish fingers is offline
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Default Re: Fuck the Dinosaurs!!!

A 3rd of the angels fell with satan..
dinosaurs were their physical bodies when they landed. Hence "they walked as giants".
Then God had to clean house to prepare for Man's arrival and threw a bigass meteor that destroyed their physical existence and sent their spirits to the "underworld"...
its all in the book people.
 #37 
Old 2008-07-21, 16:53
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USA
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Screeeeaaaaaaw!
 #38 
Old 2008-07-26, 05:11
Persian Persian is offline
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Default Re: Fuck the Dinosaurs!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by hitman legoff
There's only one thing wrong with this little idea of yours...

God doesn't exist.


this ^
 #39 
Old 2008-07-26, 06:12
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California
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fish fingers
A 3rd of the angels fell with satan..
dinosaurs were their physical bodies when they landed. Hence "they walked as giants".
Then God had to clean house to prepare for Man's arrival and threw a bigass meteor that destroyed their physical existence and sent their spirits to the "underworld"...
its all in the book people.


Haha this one is my favorite so far.
 #40 
Old 2008-07-29, 17:55
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I think the OP started one of the most stupid fucking theories EVER!
 #41 
Old 2008-07-29, 19:30
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KING SHYSTER
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Fuck the Dinosaurs!!!

Hope you know, we are next sweet heart.
 #42 
Old 2008-08-02, 08:53
demon809 demon809 is offline
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and how is it that i dug up fossils
 #43 
Old 2008-08-08, 23:04
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washington usa
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jesus raptor for the win!
 
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